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dee eight posted:i like a bush that starts at the sternum and ends at the ankles Mom? 
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As a typically idiotic neo-nazi, I will murder the rogue who killed Hitler!
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Mitch McConnell and I’d make it loving hurt
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Adam and Eve
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Genghis Khan, just to see what would happen. Maybe Jesus as a baby, for the same reason. Karl Marx might be interesting. King George III. Socrates. Basically anybody important enough to end up in a history book or religious text. At any rate, I would use my time machine to return to the present in between murders, so I could better observe changes to the timeline. I would also undo the murders afterwards so I’m only killing one person at a time, it could complicate the results if I were to murder more than one historical figure at once.
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Billy Graham.
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paul mccartney
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everyone. The sooner the better.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Genghis Khan, just to see what would happen. Maybe Jesus as a baby, for the same reason. Karl Marx might be interesting. King George III. Socrates. Basically anybody important enough to end up in a history book or religious text. At any rate, I would use my time machine to return to the present in between murders, so I could better observe changes to the timeline. I would also undo the murders afterwards so I’m only killing one person at a time, it could complicate the results if I were to murder more than one historical figure at once. Karl Marx would be interesting because he himself would be disappointed if killing him altered history that much. Likewise the Buddha (he might even agree with your plan to kill him if you told him in advance!)
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eSports Chaebol posted:Likewise the Buddha (he might even agree with your plan to kill him if you told him in advance!) "Alright, we'll meet on this road."
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the dude who invented credit default swaps
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the guy who invented cold fusion, probably, at the behest of Big Oil e: oh someone got there first
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eSports Chaebol posted:Karl Marx would be interesting because he himself would be disappointed if killing him altered history that much. Likewise the Buddha (he might even agree with your plan to kill him if you told him in advance!) Yeah I mostly would want to know if his theories would have developed without him, and if so if there were any major differences.
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Sadly you can't travel back in time to kill people or solve problems, op, because by you doing so you eliminate the need for yourself to travel back in time in the first place and thus negate your reason to go.
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What would be the best way to create as many paradoxes as possible? I'd kill that man that did it.
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HG Wells
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The first primordial human, op
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:The first primordial human, op I sure Gene's around here somewhere
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I'd go to the future and see who hosed it all up for them in my present, then go back and do the deed.
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probably everyone responsible for the organization of the middle passage OP or reagan
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I would kill so many people that they would call me the time travel killer. People would live in terror that I would show up on their doorstep and kill their baby for future crimes. Of course I will do my killing in reverse chronological order so that no one will be prepared
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Looking up birth dates and locations of current GOP leaders on Wikipedia and adding to the list. The 1940’s is going to be a busy decade for me
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I’d give myself winning lottery numbers for a moderate amount of money, like around $5 million, and pamphlets on how to invest it conservatively
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Obviously my grand kids who'll one day inherit my time machine and try to use it to kill me.
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SubnormalityStairs posted:Adam and Eve Just Adam. Now i'm all ur dads
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*sprints into the thread, doubles over, wheezing* the...the op
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The person who invented sucking penis. Then I could invent it in 2020 and win the nobel prize
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meat glitter posted:phil collins Tonight tonight tonight! Woooohohhhh! I'd murder most of famous renaissance artist after they've completed their work then I'd claim to be them. This would also make me all 4 ninja turtles at the same time.
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Icochet posted:The person who invented sucking penis. Then I could invent it in 2020 and win the nobel prize Great now I’m out of a good paying factory job. Thanks a lot pal.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Great now I’m out of a good paying factory job. Thanks a lot pal. I'm a captain of industry now and i'm hiring
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Icochet posted:I'm a captain of industry now and i'm hiring Better watch out, time travelers are coming for your crown
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archduke ferdianand back off gavrilo, he's mine!
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It'd be pretty amazing if WW1 started with a bunch of assassins getting into a fight in a sandwich shop.
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Das Boo posted:It'd be pretty amazing if WW1 started with a bunch of assassins getting into a fight in a sandwich shop. Fun for you in 5 years when the film adaptation of this post is released.
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I'd shoot hitler with a video camera as he cried and sobbed in the fuhrerbunker, staring at the gun, occasionally picking it up with shaking hands, but not being able to pull the trigger then I'd have someone pound on the door and shout "fuhrer fuhrer, it's a miracle, we've won, the soviets are retreating!" and when he opened the door we'd yell "FOOLED YOU you're on Candid Camera!" then we'd tell him that the soviets are only a few blocks away so he'd better get busy killing himself
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id kill jesus after he rose from the dead like a cocky rear end in a top hat
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Did anyone say the first microbe yet?
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