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As we all know, the purpose of having a time machine is to commit the crime of murder for some reason. Some people wanna murder Hitler, other people baby Hitler before he became Hitler, and other people wanna murder they own grampa so they won't get born (even though I'm pretty sure it's usually the moms that do the birthing?). Some people wanna do so much murder they send killer robots back in time to kill the same guy multiple times. Personally if I had a time machine I'd murder this guy Julius Caesar who hosed up the Roman republic way back when, but I'm probably alone in this. Who would you murder? (you can't say the OP because that's a paradox) Also do you really think you'd be able to murder your grampa, that dude is probably a badass and would murder you first tbh.
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Putty posted:OP you about to be murdered by every goon in every timeline ITT, a self own that surpasses the laws of time itself and collapses our universe into infinite paradoxes. It don't matter that you said not to do it, goons lust for temporal death. Bullshit! https://youtu.be/c4psKYpfnYs
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Big Beef City posted:Sadly you can't travel back in time to kill people or solve problems, op, because by you doing so you eliminate the need for yourself to travel back in time in the first place and thus negate your reason to go. Heh, well, maybe you can't 
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Dec 18, 2020 21:22
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Anyway if you're gonna be a boring piece of poo poo that don't wanna destroy time, it turns out the further back you go, the crazier poo poo you can do, as long as you make sure the history books stay the same. You can go gently caress some Vikings up, what are they gonna do about it? Carve some piece of stone that say "Jerker got viciously owned by a dude from the future wah". As long a you haven't read that rock you have no reason not to go back and commit a murder with your time machine. You can go to the Minoans and go hog wild, no one can even read what they wrote.
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Dec 18, 2020 23:15
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There are so many choices you could be when killing Jesus. You could be Pilate, the priest dude, the guy that nails him to the cross or the dude that stabs him. Maybe even Judas. Hell that crowd of people shouting Barabbas was probably at least 80% time travelling murderers.
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Dec 19, 2020 22:06
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John_A_Tallon posted:Have any of you named even one historic woman you'd want to kill? Time travelling murderers already got to all the historical women that's why we never hear about them.
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