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murder? nah, not my style. i would deffo do
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there's this scientist working in a government research lab and he invents and builds a time machine the lab director is observing the first test run of the machine. the scientist gets in, sets the dials and pushes the button. the machine disappears in a bright blue flash of light and then reappears 14.5 seconds later the machine opens and out falls the scientist, a man in a kilt, and two scantily clad women. all four of them are rip-roaring drunk. the lab director raises an eyebrow and asks, "what is all this then?" the scientist staggers to his feet and slurs, "allow me to innerdoots to you, the great pottish scoet, mister robbobby burnss" the lab director further inquires, "and these...ladies?" robby burns belches loudly and proclaims, "hoot mon, hae ye nae heerd o' the pair o' doxies of time travel?"
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Dec 18, 2020 02:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:gently caress yeah, lay it down on some kodiaks. i like a bush that starts at the sternum and ends at the ankles
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Dec 18, 2020 02:32
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Mooey Cow posted:There are so many choices you could be when killing Jesus. You could be Pilate, the priest dude, the guy that nails him to the cross or the dude that stabs him. Maybe even Judas. Hell that crowd of people shouting ftfy
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