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What kind of dumb poo poo do you do with your pets for your own amusement? 1) My cat has a blanket she makes biscuits on and when I'm bored, I put the blanket on my back to try and get her to be useful and give me a massage. 2) Every time I run the sink I sprinkle water at the cat to keep her from drinking dishwater and other chemicals. Now she fears the sound of the kitchen sink and I have never felt more powerful while scraping eggs off of a plate. 3) When I get home every day my cat reaches up at me until I scoop her up and dance around. The dancing does not stop until I finish singing or she gets bored and puts a little paw on my face to make me shut up and put her down. 4) My cat would not stop knocking down the door to her previous litterbox. I got her a new one that is round and now known to the house as the thunderdome. 5) My girlfriend does not lock the door to the bathroom. I got the cat hyped with treats and toys and opened the bathroom door while my GF was pinching a loaf. I then allowed the cat to run into the bathroom and closed the door. My cat is now a trained hitman. 6) I used to collect bottle caps since I think fallout is neat. Now my collection is dwindling since throwing those same bottle caps is the only way to get my cat to leave the room when I need to clean it. 7) My cat frequently dislodges my closet door when she's restless. I started letting her out of the room when she does this to avoid having to spray her all the time. Now she bangs on the closet door and uses it like a door bell whenever she wants to be let out. I accidentally taught her to knock to be let out.
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Dec 20, 2020 11:36
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I love picking my cat up and using her to catch moths on the walls high up. Its like a combo team attack. She eats them right off the wall.
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Dec 20, 2020 11:42
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Caesar Saladin posted:I love picking my cat up and using her to catch moths on the walls high up. Its like a combo team attack. She eats them right off the wall. I gotta try that. The 4 legged goblin can and will eat anything
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Dec 20, 2020 11:47
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My last cat, I would always nibble on the tips of her ears. After a while, whenever she was happy, she would come up to me and start licking my earlobes
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Dec 20, 2020 12:05
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Moths are cool though
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Dec 20, 2020 12:05
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I own multiple dog strollers. In my defense, my last dog was arthritic and blind.
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Dec 20, 2020 13:35
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I have been known to put a Bugle on my cat’s head and tell him “You’re a wizard, ‘Arry”.
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Dec 20, 2020 13:51
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if i told my dog go to his bed when he hadnt done anything wrong the first time hed stare at me in disbelief and the second time hed mutter a little rawr rawr rawr rawr growl on every step like "this is bullshit." if he had actually done anything wrong he wouldve just gone to his bed without protest id pick him up and carry him on my shoulder to the kitchen for a treat if i ever did this though because hes my baby Milo and POTUS posted:Moths are cool though
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Dec 20, 2020 15:17
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Milo and POTUS posted:Moths are cool though they are actually disgusting and lay horrible eggs everywhere and are covered in gross dust
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Dec 20, 2020 15:26
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Love them unconditionally
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Dec 20, 2020 15:34
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hosed up that some moths just don't eat though. Like they'll eat as a caterpillar but after they metamorphose they just fly around lights and gently caress
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Dec 20, 2020 16:31
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Cat making biscuits is some twee furbaby talk for pooping isn't it
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Dec 20, 2020 16:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:Cat making biscuits is some twee furbaby talk for pooping isn't it
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Dec 20, 2020 16:35
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I tuck my dogs in under blankets when they're snuggled up somewhere on the floor/their beds/the couch and it's a 25/75 split between them loving/hating it. I do it anyway. We have designated 'dog blankets' but because my wife is Canadian we have a big rear end Canadian flag fleece blanket and I love to use that to wrap them up in and they fuckin' hate it. Go pooches. e: they are ancient old fat hound dogs that weigh about 70-80 lbs each and the oldest one is blind, so their form of 'hate' is 'looking around sadly and farting' or 'climbing upstairs to the guest bedroom and going to sleep on that bed instead after a kiss on the forehead'. It's very violent. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Dec 20, 2020 |
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Dec 20, 2020 16:43
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 people who dont get their dogs one of these beds should be imprisoned
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Dec 20, 2020 16:52
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1) think that they're owned possessions rather than basically kidnap victims 2) believe that dogs only randomly attack people because of "bad owners", and not the fact that they are dogs and not furry people (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 20, 2020 16:54
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I used to date this girl that had two pugs and she would dress them up every day in different dog clothes. The poor pups would look so sad when I came over. When she wasn't looking, I'd take the clothes off and hide them somewhere she had to get on a chair to reach because she was 5'2“.
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Dec 20, 2020 16:56
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SubnormalityStairs posted:1) think that they're owned possessions rather than basically kidnap victims 1) If so they have the world’s worst case of Stockholm syndrome judging from how often they are underfoot 2) Dogs don’t randomly attack people 
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Dec 20, 2020 17:23
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Caesar Saladin posted:I love picking my cat up and using her to catch moths on the walls high up. Its like a combo team attack. She eats them right off the wall. this, but flies
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Dec 20, 2020 17:26
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One of our dogs (Lenny) has a honking pig toy that he loves so I bought like 10 of them in case he destroys the first one. Anyway, every Sunday I yell “PIG HONKING SUNDAY”, grab as many of them as I can and honk them while Lenny barks at me. It is now to the point where I don’t actually have to honk the pigs at all. The words alone get him to bark.
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Dec 20, 2020 17:40
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Frank Frank posted:One of our dogs (Lenny) has a honking pig toy that he loves so I bought like 10 of them in case he destroys the first one. Anyway, every Sunday I yell “PIG HONKING SUNDAY”, grab as many of them as I can and honk them while Lenny barks at me. It is now to the point where I don’t actually have to honk the pigs at all. The words alone get him to bark. we need to see this, ya know
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Dec 20, 2020 17:44
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i mock her meows
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Dec 20, 2020 17:44
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blight rhino posted:we need to see this, ya know please deliver the goods, mr. pig sunday
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Dec 20, 2020 17:54
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blight rhino posted:we need to see this, ya know Ok, working on a pig honking Sunday demonstration. Lenny knows something is up because I brought the pigs downstairs.
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Dec 20, 2020 18:23
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Ok so I had to enlist my kids to help since someone had to shoot the video. All 3 dogs decided to participate. Lenny is the corgi - you can hear him in the beginning of the video but he doesn’t make an appearance until the end of it. Probably not the best demonstration of pig honking Sunday but you get the idea: https://youtu.be/vhs_Kl_05cs
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Dec 20, 2020 18:37
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SubnormalityStairs posted:1) think that they're owned possessions rather than basically kidnap victims It's too dangerous to go alone, take this 
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Dec 20, 2020 18:39
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My wife has always babied the poo poo out of our dogs but it’s on some sort of insane level now since our kids have grown and moved out
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Dec 20, 2020 19:43
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SubnormalityStairs posted:1) think that they're owned possessions rather than basically kidnap victims 
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Dec 20, 2020 21:10
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ForbiddenSock posted:What kind of dumb poo poo do you do with your pets for your own amusement? 
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Dec 20, 2020 21:44
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BasicLich posted:hosed up that some moths just don't eat though. Like they'll eat as a caterpillar but after they metamorphose they just fly around lights and gently caress Teenagers
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Dec 20, 2020 21:45
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I walk my cat on a harness and although we both like it the people around my apartment complex probably think I'm dumb as poo poo
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Dec 20, 2020 22:02
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How co would it be if you have lime a crayz pet like a big killer spider or a super cobra snale????
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Dec 20, 2020 22:06
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Frank Frank posted:Ok so I had to enlist my kids to help since someone had to shoot the video. All 3 dogs decided to participate. Lenny is the corgi - you can hear him in the beginning of the video but he doesn’t make an appearance until the end of it. Probably not the best demonstration of pig honking Sunday but you get the idea: This was wonderful thank you.
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Dec 20, 2020 22:11
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SubnormalityStairs posted:1) think that they're owned possessions rather than basically kidnap victims How do even you not get sick of being around you?
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Dec 20, 2020 22:14
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I sing stupid songs at my dogs. I rile them up at the back door by yelling “WHO’S OUT THERE GO GETTEM!” before I let them out and they barrel out at full speed. There’s nobody out there
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Dec 20, 2020 22:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I sing stupid songs at my dogs. lmao I love doing this e: especially because even at full rile, meeting a stranger in the back yard would be met with "OH! Who this?! You got treats maybe?" and some tail wags Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Dec 20, 2020 |
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Dec 20, 2020 22:21
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Empty Sandwich posted:this, but flies See, this is a perfect use for a cat. Caesar Saladin posted:they are actually disgusting and lay horrible eggs everywhere and are covered in gross dust wrongo you idiot gary oldmans diary posted:theyre the bug that makes people think all bugs are filthy you too dumbo
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Dec 20, 2020 22:39
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moths loving suck
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Dec 20, 2020 22:41
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I walk my cat on a harness and although we both like it the people around my apartment complex probably think I'm dumb as poo poo If I could get my sister's cat to get in a harness without strangling herself trying to escape it, I would walk it too. That cat loves running around and it would be perfect otherwise.
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Dec 20, 2020 22:53
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Spinz posted:You sound pretty wonderful Why thank you!
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