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 i guess last time it happened was when jesus wasborn. a friend was explaining how this is means that big changes are ahead, and this year will be important, and we have to affirm our wishes each morning and they will come true, and we're all jesus. there was also an hour long youtube involved, it's all very exciting
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The stars have aligned! THE HOUR IS AT HAND?!
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loving cloOOUUDDSSSSS 
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FINALLY!! FINALLLY!!!!!!!
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Jesus is about to be reborn.....and he’s loving PISSED!!!
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Jesus is about to be reborn.....and he’s loving PISSED!!! huh well what's he gonna do? throw some tables over in a hissy fit probably. big deal!
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The Turtle Moves. Praise Om
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It's cloudy so I just painted my balls red and yellow snd started "aligning"
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this is really great news, the only thing i don't understand is how the positioning of two planets millions of miles apart when viewed from an arbitrary point in space is in any way meaningful
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baw posted:
Why don't you suggest to your friend that they go heal some lepers, cripples and blind people, and bring the dead back to life, to test if they're really Jesus. Did you watch all of the hour long video even though you knew it was bullshit? If so, and you watched it with your friend, did you manage not to laugh at the video/them during it? If so, you should get some kind of acting award, seriously.
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*looks blankly into the night sky* ...did I just get laid??
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BigBadSteve posted:Why don't you suggest to your friend that they go heal some lepers, cripples and blind people, and bring the dead back to life, to test if they're really Jesus. 
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baw posted:
It actually happens like every 400ish years. Honestly, it probably is the "north star" from the Jesus fable, if any of it is to be believed. Oh, it's also the solstice. Powerful stuff.
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Pffft. lookit all the morons finding meaning in the movements of remote balls of matter. I'll be hhere casting bones to see what the weather's gonna be like.
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Let me know when Uranus is getting kissed OP
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I don't care unless I can use that sick moon energy to make my dick bigger.
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baw posted:
if thats true then it's like 12 months late
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if i were Jupiter i'd tell Saturn to gently caress right off
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Jesus is about to be reborn.....and he’s loving PISSED!!! The Shotgun of Nazareth, coming soon to a streaming service near you
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Mega64 posted:I don't care unless I can use that sick moon energy to make my dick bigger. You can try all day but vaginal acids actually erode the penis and make it smaller. 
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Wait, is this like that time TikTok witches hexed the moon?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You can try all day but vaginal acids actually erode the penis and make it smaller. Guess it's nothing but butts for me.
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Mega64 posted:Guess it's nothing but butts for me. Goddamn you have.. you have outsmarted the system. 
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Mozi posted:this is really great news, the only thing i don't understand is how the positioning of two planets millions of miles apart when viewed from an arbitrary point in space is in any way meaningful back when it last happened people thought the solar system orbited our planet science is silly like that, like now thinking a 2 dollar mask is going to stop a virus
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Mnoba posted:back when it last happened people thought the solar system orbited our planet science is silly like that, like now thinking a 2 dollar mask is going to stop a virus This seems like a reasonable analogy
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Why does Jupiter, the largest planet, not simply eat the other seven?
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yikes! posted:Why does Jupiter, the largest planet, not simply eat the other seven? Because it’s enveloped in a fart cloud of the jupiterians and they don’t even think a about other food because the farts taste sooooo loving good.
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Comets in Uranus. I repeat comets in Uranus
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nice i've always wanted to be God.
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I'm a god of bad posts and let me tell you stay the gently caress away from my domain or I will smite you verily
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don't worry i will use my new god powers responsibly, unlike Thanos. its going to be like mormon heaven, everyone gets their own planet. have fun!
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"The Great conjugation of planets " Flannelette - iphone 6 
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Oh poo poo someone get me TikTok on the phone, we gotta start hexing that poo poo.
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Mnoba posted:back when it last happened people thought the solar system orbited our planet science is silly like that, like now thinking a 2 dollar mask is going to stop a virus still lmao that people think a 50 cent condom can stop sperm just pull out idiots
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