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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Mods please rename me to Big Beef Fizzy

:doit:

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
mods can't change danged names. do you hear me Coward Admins???

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

mods can't change danged names. do you hear me Coward Admins???

Sounds to me like you are a coward yourself.

Passing the fizzy buck on to others. Shameful.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Can change avs and titles but not names? Yeah suuuuuure

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


Sounds like someone needs a taste of the Fizz.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014






Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


I'll have two have a nice days to go and a glass of tap water.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i have to assume that's an after church rush

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

spookykid posted:

rando ufdah panties

another good username here

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

i have to assume that's an after church rush

aah, the after church meal. i'm not religious these days but i always looked forward to that as a kid. our spot was this proto-Cracker Barrel place called Po' Folks. southern food. it closed down a bajillion years ago but i am shocked to learn that there are still locations in operation. i remember really liking the biscuits.




Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
git yore purty thumpin' kunt fried yore way


frog's hair on the side

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i bet good money those descriptions were written by some consultant from New York or California

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

i bet good money those descriptions were written by some consultant from New York or California

almost certainly. ah dew declare!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
stealin some piccys from the PYF anti food porn thread



Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

There was an old countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say
That despite her high station,
Rank, and education,
She always spelled "oval office" with a K.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Aardvark! posted:

stealin some piccys from the PYF anti food porn thread





this is a good representation of foods that are probably delicious but constructed in such a way that shows that actually eating it isn't the main thing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I grow my own collards

I'm amazed at what 'The South' does to them to make them as unpalatable as possible.
gently caress yea they take some time to cook down.
gently caress yea they're better with bacon/pork belly and stewing down some.

What in the gently caress is this here?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Big Beef City posted:

I grow my own collards

I'm amazed at what 'The South' does to them to make them as unpalatable as possible.
gently caress yea they take some time to cook down.
gently caress yea they're better with bacon/pork belly and stewing down some.

What in the gently caress is this here?



pretty sure that is some extremely poo poo tier green beans with bacon.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

I grow my own collards

I'm amazed at what 'The South' does to them to make them as unpalatable as possible.
gently caress yea they take some time to cook down.
gently caress yea they're better with bacon/pork belly and stewing down some.

What in the gently caress is this here?



That looks like green beans or something, not collards.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

uber_stoat posted:

pretty sure that is some extremely poo poo tier green beans with bacon.

beans so green yole think yore momma growed em, stoo'd up with a hole lotta bakon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

uber_stoat posted:

pretty sure that is some extremely poo poo tier green beans with bacon.

I take no chances.
You SURE 'bout that?


Also that giant sandwich that 'Miriam' is hoisting, above, has turkey on it. That makes it a 'Rachel' which raises some interesting questions of its' own.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City posted:

I take no chances.
You SURE 'bout that?


Also that giant sandwich that 'Miriam' is hoisting, above, has turkey on it. That makes it a 'Rachel' which raises some interesting questions of its' own.

it's turkey, corned beef, and tongue

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Aardvark! posted:

stealin some piccys from the PYF anti food porn thread





all i see is colon cancer

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

OMFG FURRY posted:

all i see is colon cancer

turn on your monitor and put your pants back on

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

it's turkey, corned beef, and tongue

Why the turkey then, I guess, is my only remaining question.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a lot of meat. Might need a few hours for that one.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Aardvark! posted:

i bet good money those descriptions were written by some consultant from New York or California
Kinda reminds me of years ago, some Australian goon posted a thread about a trip they took to the Outback Steak House where they had some AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN chicken wings and so on.

Aardvark! posted:

turn on your monitor and put your pants back on

I thought it was "you're" monitor.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

wesleywillis posted:

Kinda reminds me of years ago, some Australian goon posted a thread about a trip they took to the Outback Steak House where they had some AUTHENTIC AUSTRALIAN chicken wings and so on.

I've definitely seen the Eeeeyyyy! I'm walkin' here! style of "NYC Pizza" menu.

But I don't think I've seen a california one. Is there somewhere that does that? "Like, Cowabunga dude! These chicken tenders are totally tubular!"

anybody seen one of these? :thunk: im gonna have to start googling it

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'd love to go to some far away country and see if theres a Canadian food restaurant.
"We serve aboot the best poutine this side of Montreal EH"?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Aardvark! posted:

I've definitely seen the Eeeeyyyy! I'm walkin' here! style of "NYC Pizza" menu.

But I don't think I've seen a california one. Is there somewhere that does that? "Like, Cowabunga dude! These chicken tenders are totally tubular!"

anybody seen one of these? :thunk: im gonna have to start googling it
I think you're looking for Lucy's Retired Surfers Bar.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I always just assumed that's what California Pizza Kitchen was like

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

zedprime posted:

I think you're looking for Lucy's Retired Surfers Bar.

most of them don't have colorful descriptions but lol






I don't even get the "da' " thing

I love written-by-committee versions of americana culture. I need more

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

I'd love to go to some far away country and see if theres a Canadian food restaurant.
"We serve aboot the best poutine this side of Montreal EH"?

From the CBC archives.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Aardvark! posted:

I love written-by-committee versions of americana culture. I need more

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug



"super-saddened" "wine-stunned"

i will never get over this poo poo. beautiful.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

They need to brag about all the oil used in cooking was stolen LIBERATED from an oppressed middle east country.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

uber_stoat posted:

aah, the after church meal.

my hs gf's town's major protestant denominations all got into a sermon-scheduling war so that they could be the first church to go eat at the local hospital

it was better food than I've ever seen at a hospital, but, like, mediocre buffet quality


Burt Reynolds invested that and lost a shitton of money. he didn't go through an LLC or whatever and ended up personally liable.


that's green beans, dogg

collards are also really good if you sauté them without completely killing them. they're tough enough that you can get a nice Maillard reaction, but they don't get quite as crispy as kale

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
california pizza kitchen unfortunately does not have peppy descriptions however,



???

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

california pizza kitchen unfortunately does not have peppy descriptions however,



???

i would like the marketing guy who came up with this one to sit down and explain his thought process. i want to understand.

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
edit: ^^Oh, makes sense.

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