wilderthanmild posted:

My MiL basically said this to me once.

I've known several people who flat out refuse to use theirs, some even try to support it like you need to outsmart other drivers on the road.

Cartoon Man posted:

Can somebody tell me what woul...

you know what, never mind. Gonna gently caress off back to the cursed thread.

Tip posted:

I used to model for a first level life drawing class and most of the drawings were worse than that.

A couple people kept drawing me with the proportions of a grizzly bear and it started to gently caress with me.

Mzuri posted:

The whole forum is gay. And dead.

Content: Back when I was 9 and we got our first sattellite dish, I would stay up to watch WWE and it blew my mind.

I want to visit and travel in the US one day, but over the years I've gone from planning a tour of the major cities and meeting good ol'folks to almost only being interested in experiencing the outdoors from north to south, far, far away from most Americans.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Yes

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Yeeeeeeees

steinrokkan posted:

It's rubbish bin, mate, thank you very much.

Gentle Autist posted:

lol at this person who has never actually been to the UK and takes their stereotype cues from rodney dangerfield

the food in the UK is vastly better than in america

The Moon Monster posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Anyway I think the Chesapeake bay is one of the most beautiful places and I love getting to live on it.

CPL593H posted:

Casu Marzu posted:

Edit: Oh, speaking of bars, it feels Americana as gently caress to have these bars in small town nowhere that are known for one specific thing. For example, Nelson's Hall on Washington Island in WI is known for consuming insane amounts of Angostura Bitters in the form of shots. They even hand out little cards to commemorate your first one.

teardrop posted:

Please elaborate

goatface posted:

There's at least one place that does a cocktail with a preserved frostbitten toe in it.

halokiller posted:

Goosey Lee posted:

I cannot for the life of me find pictures of this, so you’ll have to settle for the story:

I had an evening gig in Brooklyn with an old bluegrass band. We met up early afternoon around south 4th street to rehearse, and since the weather’s good we end up playing outside on the sidewalk for a while. Some randos walk by, like what we’re doing, and say “we’re having a crawfish boil, you should come play at our party, we’ll let you pass a tip bucket around and we’ll feed you.”

So all seven of us and our instruments follow two strangers six blocks into some decrepit apartment building and through to the backyard, where they have this exact crawfish setup scaled to feed about 50 people. And there are at least 50 people in this tiny-rear end backyard, somehow. We played for half an hour, I got a Busch Lite, and we made probably ten bucks each in tips.

However, by the time we were done playing, there was not a single crawfish left to eat.

Big Beef City posted:

Snapping turtles love hotdogs if you ever need to bait one, fyi

Big Beef City posted:

Why?

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Lol right catching crabs is the cheapest I’ll ever eat.

CPL593H posted:

Why do so many of these fairs involve harassing or outright abusing animals?

Wifi Toilet posted:

Tarkus posted:

At that time everyone wore a suit/dress when going out anywhere. Tiki bar wasn't an exception.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Just going to slip into something more comfortable
*puts on three piece bed suit*

wesleywillis posted:

America birds are exempt from regular flag code rules.

Revins posted:

bellows lugosi posted:

however totchos are an abomination and inferior in nearly every way to messy fries (a la carne asada fries) or nachos, but are still ever present on dive bar menus

bellows lugosi posted:

here's a style i've always found a bit funny: small town "bistros" that serve average cuisine but present them with a slight bit of flair that hasn't been popular since the 90s in any major city outside of "quirky" vegan joints that still look like 1st wave coffee shops

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

Has someone shared images of the behemoth of All American foods that is Cincinnati style chili?

AKZ posted:

Smappdi posted:

a shotgun with a scope: the most popular gift for children

mobby_6kl posted:

But... poop comes out of there

no pubes yet sorry posted:

Imagine how many people eat rear end daily and dr fauci hasn't had to switch from corona to butt talk. Eat rear end

goatface posted:

I used to drink at a pub called "The Pub". It was ok.

spookykid posted:

Did we go through this before or is Dolly our positive-look national figurehead?