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as long as i am actually dead i won't care, as long as no one does anything nasty to my dead body. if that happens i reserve the right to haunt them. otherwise just stick me in the ground wherever, no headstone or grave marker needed i won't give a poo poo. i would rather not be buried or burned alive. other options i can think of that might be entertaining for those at my funeral are my corpse getting flung out of a catapult so hard it flies to pieces, or maybe put it into a centrifuge until it turns to unidentifiable organic mush, or put me on top of an arid mountain where i just freeze, desiccate, and mummify
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Volcano, trebuchet.
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Dec 24, 2020 01:08
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Let the rats behind me house have me
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Dec 24, 2020 01:16
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Wood chipper
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Dec 24, 2020 01:30
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I hope I wash up on a beach and they dynamite me all over a nearby crowd
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Dec 24, 2020 01:30
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Thrown into a bog.
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Dec 24, 2020 01:31
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Turn me into a crunchwrap. Preferably the breakfast kind.
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Dec 24, 2020 01:31
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Grind me up and turn me into that pink mcnugget slurry. Breaded, Deep fry and serve
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Dec 24, 2020 01:31
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Cremated, scattered in the metalest forest/mountain/sea on earth. 
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Dec 24, 2020 01:32
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put my corpse in the large hadron collider and bombard it with protons until it's all gone
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Dec 24, 2020 01:32
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Viking funeral!
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Dec 24, 2020 01:34
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I plan on living forever
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Dec 24, 2020 01:38
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wouldn't mind a weekend at bernie's kind of situation
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Dec 24, 2020 01:40
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Madness posted:Viking funeral! Yeah this would be my "real" answer. Have this song play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnwqUEelQjE And blast fireworks/burn my body when Long Time kicks in. Oh and beer for everyone obviously
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Dec 24, 2020 01:40
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Cats. As many as I can feed
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Dec 24, 2020 01:43
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im pretty sure there's some kind of city council somewhere in maybe england or belgium where some 18th century dude got it written into the law that his preserved corpse must be present at every city council meeting forever, and so it's still there today in a sealed chamber in the corner
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Dec 24, 2020 01:44
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I wanna be buried in the front yard. i want the grave like 10 feet away from the porch.
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Dec 24, 2020 01:44
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Dec 24, 2020 01:48
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im going to kill myself by jumping into a volcano so that kind of takes care of that.
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Dec 24, 2020 01:51
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I want to reincarnate as toast. 
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Dec 24, 2020 02:12
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Please just chuck mine in the loving dumpster.
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Dec 24, 2020 02:15
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I don't think there will be much left after it's been through Cthulhu's digestive system 
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Earwicker posted:im pretty sure there's some kind of city council somewhere in maybe england or belgium where some 18th century dude got it written into the law that his preserved corpse must be present at every city council meeting forever, and so it's still there today in a sealed chamber in the corner sounds to me like the story of Jeremy Bentham and his “auto-icon”, run through a game of telephone as for me, I’m torn between getting interestingly mummified to give future archaeologists something novel to do, and having my remains turned into mulch that would fertilize a tree or weed plant or similar
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Dec 24, 2020 02:28
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how about this: my bones get stripped of all flesh and then the bones are put in knight armor and used as decoration like a relic
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Dec 24, 2020 02:36
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Eaten by cannibals maybe idk 
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Tibetan Sky Burial.
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Upsetting puppet.
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Freeze my brain and put it in a Robocop/Ed-209 robot body when technologically feasible.
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Dec 24, 2020 02:45
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Woodchippered into a Wiggles concert crowd
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Halloween Liker posted:Woodchippered into a Wiggles concert crowd lol
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Dec 24, 2020 03:09
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Sucked off
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I hope I wash up on a beach and they dynamite me all over a nearby crowd 
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:im going to kill myself by jumping into a volcano so that kind of takes care of that. Won't you just land on the lava and cook? It's molten but it's still rock, you're not gonna sink in like the terminator
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Dec 24, 2020 03:18
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Told my spouse to compost my body, grow magic mushrooms with it, and then take the mushrooms.
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Dec 24, 2020 03:19
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left on the front porch to decompose and frighten away neighborhood children
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Dec 24, 2020 03:33
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Zippy the Bummer posted:how about this: my bones get stripped of all flesh and then the bones are put in knight armor and used as decoration like a relic hey this is exactly what my brother requested like, gently caress 20 years ago? we cremated him. it would have been cool if we could have fulfilled his request but he wasnt the kinda guy who'd would be pissed we didnt every once in a while i think about getting his account permed but he literally never posted here once, just lurked e: Utilitarian political philosopher Jeremy Bentham's still posted up in some University in England  e2: thats his real hair and but the head is elsewhere because it didnt preserve too well, they displayed his head next to the dummy (called an auto-icon apparently) but student pranks made them lock it away BasicLich fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Dec 24, 2020 |
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Dec 24, 2020 03:38
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i hope i get one of those death boners hehe
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Dec 24, 2020 03:39
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drop my naked corpse off in satellite orbit
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Dec 24, 2020 03:47
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I want to donate my body to science, but not lame-rear end medical science, I want to be one of those corpses that forensic scientists in training leave out in the woods for a week so they can study decay. I want future FBI motherfuckers to prod at my corpse in it's most disgusting possible state, which given how gross I am currently, as an alive person, will truly be a thing of profane beauty.
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Pick my bones clean with dermestid beetles and gild my skeleton. Put me on a pedestal somewhere nice. Not too nice, but upscale-ish, somewhere with a Whole Foods and Trader Joe's.
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