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Captain Beans posted:even switches hands with the coffee so he can throw a better right hook, nice form and no coffee spilled
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This would make a generation of Batmans. You know what to do.
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Salacious Spy posted:my fight record against children is literally undefeated. no child can withstand my ultimate technique - screaming a lot and swinging my fists around wildly - because I am physically much larger and stronger Watch out for the short ones, they're called anklebiters for good reasons.
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anatomi posted:I dunno. Ryan Stanger is pretty ripped and funny, so you'd risk getting beaten up and ridiculed at the same time. Kisses4Stanger
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There is no way this is a real tv show!? This is a funny or die scripted pilot right?
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Nuts and Gum posted:There is no way this is a real tv show!? This is a funny or die scripted pilot right? It was real.
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Not only that, it was an Americanized adaptation of an Australian TV show
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Seeing Sylar slap that child has given me a burning need deep inside to smack the poo poo out of some kid in a helicopter beanie.
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My wife's great aunt apparently would bite baby's fingers hard until they cried, at which point she would stop. No I do not have any more context for this.
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Nuts and Gum posted:There is no way this is a real tv show!? This is a funny or die scripted pilot right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slap_(TV_series) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slap_(American_miniseries) lol for the US version quote:The miniseries revolves around the aftermath of a birthday party for a middle-aged city employee where Harry Apostolou slaps someone else's misbehaving child, Hugo, after he kicks him in the leg. Hugo's mother, Rosie, insists on criminal charges, claiming that Harry's slap has caused Hugo PTSD. Though Rosie's diagnosis is later undermined when Hugo mentions how much he misses seeing Harry, the case slowly makes its way to court. Each episode tells the story from the perspective of a different character.
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christmas boots posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slap_(TV_series) God drat, what a bizarre premise to base a miniseries on. Feels like a lost opportunity not being a comedy.
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NO KISSING NYE Please don't kiss someone at midnight this New Years Just strike a child instead.
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One time in the 1950s, my dad was riding the elevator with his father up to their apartment on the 6th floor of their apartment building and there was a little girl with her mother in front of them. Right before the mother and daughter get to their floor, my grandfather like lightly whacks the little girl in the back of the head while looking straight ahead. The girl reacts and says something like "Mommy, mommy, that man hit me!" Stonefaced, grandpa says" Little girl it's not nice to lie," and then her mother smacks her for fibbing again and pulls her off the elevator. He didn't like kids.
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DemoneeHo posted:Not only that, it was an Americanized adaptation of an Australian TV show Which was an adaptation of an Australian book. Years earlier I read the blurb of that book and realised immediately that I would never read it but that all the Australian publishers, distributors and cultural commentators were going to shill it so drat hard that it would become a big thing despite literally no person ever particularly enjoying it or advocating it to their friends. To this day I have never met someone who has actually read it and very few who have watched it, but everyone is aware of it and that it is important somehow.
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Mercyful Fate - Strike A Child A Midnight.mp3
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Halloween Liker posted:NO KISSING NYE Please make sure the child is wearing a mask.
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Halloween Liker posted:Mercyful Fate - Strike A Child A Midnight.mp3 GRANDMAAAAAA WELCOME HOME, YOU'VE BEEN BEATING STRANGE CHILDREN FOR FAR TOO LOOOOOONG.
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I wish king diamond was my dad
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You made a typo in your thread title OP. Very embarrassing. Left out an apostrophe too. And an ‘s or is after the “There”. Just a disaster all round. OP clearly wasn’t beaten enough as a child.
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it might just be so that our next generation benefits from the fact that the only currency is gold-plated child porn e: i don't agree with the aforementioned
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I think I could probably beat like ten kids at once more if I could use like a baton or a bat
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Two oversized foam novelty fingers would really up one's child-slapping game. What you lose in pain inflicted would be made up in sheer numbers of slaps.
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did anyone ever play the ultima games where there would always be a part where a mob of children would attack you for unexplained reasons and you could murder them all
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One time I was at the zoo looking at meerkats or something and as I turned to walk away and move on to the next animal, I swung my arm a bit and the back of my hand accidentally came in contact with a kid’s damp face with a slight smack. I hadn’t seen him standing there. He looked up at me kind of stunned. I said “sorry” and got out of there. That’s my smacking a stranger’s kid story.
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I don't know your parents OP
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