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GET THE gently caress OUT OF HERE YOU GOD drat NON MILLIONARES YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FOOL US? Net worth in USD, you can include your house, your car, your gaming rig etc. edit: Actual net worth isn't important as long as it's over 1 million. Anyway this here is a thread for all us cool (and not so cool) millionaires and multi millionaires to discuss millionaire things. This is an accepting place and we do not care if you inherited money, robbed a bank, are a cryptocurrency person or even if you bootstrapped your way. What the gently caress is this? How dare this worthless state tell me I have to quarantine either in my vacation house (edit: okay okay it's not mine it's my parents but I live with them) or at home before. (edit: I actually think it's totally reasonable) I don't know about the rest of you but I check my investments rarely. Like it goes up and that's nice but what use do I have for more money? Really what's the point of watching the number fluctuate daily? Seems like that'd be kind of stressful. Oh poo poo number down! Oh it's back up. Oh it's down. Like who needs that poo poo? Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Dec 31, 2020 |
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So are we going to share tips on how to pass a camel through the eye of a needle or what?
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*walks into McDonald’s* Cashier: “oh god I know he’s gonna order a million cheeseburgers, I’m on break, I’m on loving break. Tell the manager I uh, I have diarrhea” *jumps out drive thru window* “Well jeez I was only going to order 500 cheeseburgers, this was just the START of my day” 
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1redflag posted:So are we going to share tips on how to pass a camel through the eye of a needle or what? Shrink ray. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Dec 31, 2020 |
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I still take the time to consider if it’s really worth it before spending 99 cents on an app.
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1redflag posted:So are we going to share tips on how to pass a camel through the eye of a needle or what?
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Dec 31, 2020 07:59
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I have to wait for my parents to die to be a millionaire.
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kntfkr posted:I have to wait for my parents to die to be a millionaire. That's so sad. What about your grandparents? They didn't give you anything? Did they at least pay for college? I mean you really shouldn't be posting in this thread but I'm generous so I'll allow it. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Dec 31, 2020 |
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Dec 31, 2020 08:04
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I've got 100,000 SA accounts 
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Dec 31, 2020 08:04
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gas thread guillotine OP
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Chinatown posted:gas thread All the guillotine artisans are dead, good luck making your own. Lol.
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I mean, it's one guillotine. What could it cost, a million dollars?
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Wifi Toilet posted:I mean, it's one guillotine. What could it cost, a million dollars? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adWIanNQTnU
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*billionaire sadly walks away* *goes back to destroying the planet*
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Dec 31, 2020 12:05
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I am a millionaire in terms of the net present value of my future earnings 
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Dec 31, 2020 12:09
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I'm priceless 
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Dec 31, 2020 12:58
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gas this poo poo before the sovereign citizens take over each sovcit is worth many millions as a result of the lizard bankers* borrowing against the productive potential of these cits sov or otherwise *lizard bankers is typically interchangeable with jewish people
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If I;m sick and take medication, can you like cold water extract the meds out of poo poo? Can I become a poo poo millionaire selling my turds to Americans?
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I'd love to be a millionaire, having just one million would be enough for me. It must be nice to feel financially secure.
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When was the last time Financially Secure meant having a job.
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Dollars are like assholes. Anyone with a million is a grotesque stinky shitmonster
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Icochet posted:Dollars are like assholes. Anyone with a million is a grotesque stinky shitmonster Sure, if you lived in a Social Welfare state that took care of you. Having a million could be two 70 year old people who had full time jobs since 30 and own a home
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Homes are like assholes. Only millionaires truly own theirs
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Once I win the billion dollars in the byob "last person to post in this thread will become a billionaire" thread, I will make it so everyone can post in this thread.
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Dec 31, 2020 13:24
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give me money
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OP you have to give me a million dollars or I'm gassing this thread.
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wow, mods taking bribes to keep threads open...
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I got a million problems! ... That's it. There's no "but".
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If the laughter and joy I brought to people's hearts was money I wouldn't just be a millionaire... ...I'd be deep in debt
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1redflag posted:So are we going to share tips on how to pass a camel through the eye of a needle or what? Look, nobody said the camel has to be in one piece. It will be labour intensive but we can outsource it.
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can i have a small loan of a million dollars? i don't really have a plan for it, but i'm sure i can come up with something eventually at least as good as mitt romney
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i can count all my iraqi dinar towards the million, right?
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I game the consumer capitalist society and rig it so poor people stay poor. Can I count that as my "gaming rig"?
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Who do you think I am? Aella? No one can post in this thread.
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I guess you could say the real million dollars are all the people we lucked into loving along the way.
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op I'm deffo a millionaire but i never put any money into my petty cash account. thanks for paying for our dinner again!
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Mozi posted:i can count all my iraqi dinar towards the million, right? Sure but only its USD value.
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