WWE 2021: TIME TO SPRAY THE GAAAME

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Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

Pylons posted:

It was the really awful cinematic match they did at (Horror show at) Extreme Rules where Braun is just sitting on a chair with a bunch of chains on his lap (he is not chained to the chair)

# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 19:22

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:49

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RealFoxy posted:

Matt Classic was a parody of wrestlers from the 70s/80s. What would a parody of a wrestler from the 90's/00's even look like

They would taunt other wrestlers by yelling either "say 'no' to drugs!" or "SUCK MY DICK, SUCK ON MY PENIS!"

# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 00:49

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Wikipedia has a page about this, too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_WWE_Champions#Combined_reigns

# ¿ Jan 17, 2021 22:35

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Wazzu posted:

This everyone business
Watches watches me me

# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 06:55

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

This guy doesn't watch the product

Why would I read the book, Paul?

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 11:53

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Jerusalem posted:

AJ Styles vs. Daniel Bryan was a complete mess that ended by DQ following a bunch of distractions by Sami Zayn, Cesaro and BIG E. Shinsuke Nakamura came to BIG E and Bryan's aid, but he and Cesaro hesitated to attack each other.

After a commercial break, a six man was in effect and Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro were in ring just wrestling each other like it was no big deal. The commentators acted like the six-man tag started directly in front of them without them being aware of it.

The six-man tag started to get good and then somehow turned into Otis beating up Miz & Morrison in the ring while the other six men had all disappeared.

After a commercial break, it was now a 10-man-tag (but the faces only had 4 wrestlers), apparently the commentators were aware of it this time as they explained Sonya Deville made the ruling unseen and unheard during the break. Sheamus showed up later on to make it 10-man.

The match that started as AJ Styles vs. Daniel Bryan ended with Sheamus pinning Sami Zayn.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 08:00

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Andrast posted:

Interrupting a transformation/power up sequence is very rude

I liked when Goku started to charge a Kamehameha, and Broly just grabbed his face and punched him.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 09:40

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bartok posted:

What was the last genuinely good WWE shirt? I know the last one I bought was Daniel Bryan's Yes! Yes! Yes! shirt.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:46

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TV Zombie posted:

I remember seeing a clip of Becky during her Man run when she ran down Edge a bit and the crowd loving it. Edge was trying to get the crowd to boo her but instead the whole segment ended up with people cheering for her.

It was great. Edge was doing that thing WWE wrestlers sometimes do where they try to Be Serious Actors and look like cringy shitlords instead. He was being a sanctimonious dick, and Becky telling him to gently caress off was the best way to end that segment.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 19:02

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MJeff posted:

I didn't watch the entire segment, just a clip, but he spoke in his grandfather's accent while saying something his grandfather would say.

It was effective, just, ya know, maybe he could've been doing that instead of loving nothing except being a smiling jerk for the last five years.

Smiling black guys are the ultimate faces because black guys never smile!!!!!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 03:45

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Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1365491679625682945

god drat cesaro rules, it's a shame he re-upped with wwe

STOP DOING STUPID poo poo WITH YOUR CAMERAS

# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 11:20

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Endless Mike posted:

The SF2 one is my favorite

It's good poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1t2xB8ZhY

# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 03:52

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LA Knight has a golden voice and silver tongue.
Don't ever doubt or underestimate the defiant one.
Hey now, GFW fans, every Thursday night it's time to watch Impact.
Hey now, GFW fans, wouldn't it be great if at BFG Austin Aries came back?
LA Knight's always focus and hungry.
If you never thought he'd be world champion he'll call you a dummy.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 17:21

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Test nailing his big boot to a good thigh slap was loving great. Test, Test, this is a Test: pretty girl put your hand in my butt cheeks.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 02:06

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 09:57

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The "I want to watch all of The Office with ads" tier.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 22:51

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No zoom cam or cuts on the mic taps? They're getting sloppy.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 10:19

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Rarity posted:

MLM recruitment and cult brainwashing has a very strong crossover in terms of the methods used

I have a buddy who works for the convention centers of several Vegas casinos, and they told me that the MLM conventions are some of Vegas' most slickly produced events. Like, holy poo poo they make themselves look incredibly cool. The atmosphere of these things really sucks people in, big time. It sucks