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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Welcome to the Brexit golden age – Britannia surveys a future out of the European Union"

Sunday Telegraph:

England health officials defend contingency plan to mix Covid vaccines

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on the UK’s coronavirus surge – Keir Starmer has urged Boris Johnson to impose a new national lockdown in England within the next 24 hours to tackle the ‘out of control’ virus"

Telegraph:

UK to move to highest coronavirus alert level as full lockdowns loom

Matt:

Scientists appeal for calm over new Covid variant in South Africa

Independent:

Teachers take legal action as chaos grips England's schools plan

Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

escapegoat posted:

We haven't seen Bob for a couple of weeks, is he on holiday or did tier 4 ruining his Christmas plans break him?

I think he's still on holiday. I've not looked too closely at his twitter for any announcements; just the odd glimpse at his madness gets me down.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the risk of Covid in England's schools – Pressure is building on the government to move rapidly to curb the rapid spread of coronavirus, with ministers indicating tougher rules for England could be imminent"

Telegraph:


Independent:

England to enter toughest Covid lockdown since March

Times:

'I just want 11,780 votes': Trump pressed Georgia to overturn Biden victory

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... another national lockdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Seamus Jennings on Boris Johnson's latest Covid lockdown – Prime minister warns plan for England to emerge from lockdown in mid-February, saying the timetable was subject to “lots of caveats, lot of ifs”."

Telegraph:

GCSE, A-level and Sats exams to be scrapped in England this year

Matt:


Independent:

Keir Starmer: Labour will support 'necessary' new lockdown measures – video

Times:

After Tenniel.

Evening Standard:

Georgia Senate runoffs: Democrat Raphael Warnock wins against Kelly Loeffler

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the new schools shutdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson's vaccination programme – Prime minister hopes 13m of the most vulnerable in society would get their first coronavirus vaccinations by mid-February"

Telegraph:


Matt:




Independent:

Congress certifies Joe Biden as president hours after storming of Capitol

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... snooping Covid marshals

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Trump supporters storming the Capitol — America woke up stunned on Thursday after a mob of Donald Trump supporters staged an insurrection at the US Capitol building in Washington DC"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Covid-19: Boris Johnson makes daily jab pledge as Army helps rollout

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Sadiq Khan declares Covid emergency in London

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... anarchy in the USA

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the global response to Donald Trump and the US Capitol breach – World leaders reacted with horror to the chaos that consumed Washington, describing the scenes as ‘disgraceful’ and ‘shocking’. However some populists and Trump allies have remained quiet or tried to distance themselves"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Frantisek Kupka.

Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the fallout of the US Capitol riot


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Republican outrage at US Capitol breach – The Grand Old Party distances itself from Donald Trump"

Sunday Telegraph:

UK becomes first country in Europe to pass 80,000 Covid deaths

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's fight against the Covid-19 pandemic – Coronavirus infections are still rising in most parts of the UK"

Telegraph:

Coronavirus: new exercise restrictions in England 'under active consideration'

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Make further Covid curbs in next 24 hours to halt spread, says Keir Starmer

Evening Standard:

Covid: England told to prepare for worst weeks of pandemic; More than 100k tune in as Joe Wicks returns to PE With Joe workouts amid lockdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Tories fighting coronavirus – There are no plans for 24-hour provision of coronavirus vaccinations because there is ‘not a clamour’ from the public for appointments beyond 8pm, Downing Street has said"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson under pressure over bike ride seven miles from No 10

Independent:

Starmer accepts end of EU free movement in Brexit reversal

Times:


Evening Standard:

‘Don’t sit on park bench’, says vaccinations minister amid concerns about rise in Covid rule-breaking

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the tighter lockdown rules

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on an unrepentant Donald Trump after the US Capitol attack – The president has denied inciting an insurrection at the US Capitol last week, claiming his speech before the violence was ‘totally appropriate’"

Telegraph:

UK weather: Beast from the East might return next week, says Met Office

Matt:


Independent:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the lockdown rule-flouters

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's last stand at the Alamo – The US House of Representatives was poised on Wednesday to charge Donald Trump with inciting violence against the government of the United States"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... hotels for hospital patients

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on teething problems for fisheries post-Brexit – Scottish fishing crews have threatened to dump rotten shellfish outside UK parliament after deliveries to the EU were blocked by post-Brexit red tape"

Telegraph:

Vaccine supply is holding back jabs programme, says Matt Hancock

Matt:

Footballers criticised as 'brainless' for hugging in goal celebrations amid Covid

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

UK weather: snow and ice warnings issued for Scotland and parts of England

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a new Covid strain

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's world-beating trade deal – The PM has been facing criticism from Conservative MPs over red tape and delays due to the introduction of the post-Brexit fishing regime"

Telegraph:

COVID-19: 'Don't let a coffee cost a life,' warns new government advert

Matt:


Independent:

Jacob Rees-Mogg says fish are British and 'happier' because of Brexit – video; After Arcimboldo.

Times:

America finds escape in the gentle joys of All Creatures Great and Small

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown snowball fights


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Brexit teething problems – From fish to lorries to footballers, Boris Johnson has his hands full"

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Covid vaccination priorities – Robert Jenrick has been accused of trying to distract from Tories’ handling of pandemic as he plans to change the law to protect statues from ‘baying mobs’"

Telegraph:

More than 4 million vaccinated and all care home residents could be offered jab by next week; Coronavirus live news: UK had world's highest Covid death toll last week; more countries record new variant

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

UK urged to turn Blue Monday into Brew Monday by arranging virtual chats over tea

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Lord Sumption's 'life less valuable' comments — The former supreme court justice Jonathan Sumption has been criticised for telling a woman with stage 4 cancer that her life was ‘less valuable’ during a televised discussion of the costs of coronavirus lockdowns"

Telegraph:

After Constable.

Matt:

London to start trialling first 24-hour Covid vaccination centres in January

Independent:


Times:

Alexei Navalny detained at airport on return to Russia

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's departure

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump leaving office – Donald Trump is expected to issue more than 100 presidential pardons on Tuesday, during his final hours in the White House, but appears to have been dissuaded from pardoning himself or members of his family"

Telegraph:

Joe Biden sworn in as 46th president of the United States

Matt:

UK weather: thousands may be evacuated as Storm Christoph brings rain and floods

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... America's new dawn

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Joe Biden's inauguration as US president – The 46th incumbent spoke fervently of his desire to put an end to the divisiveness of the Trump years"

Telegraph:


Matt:

North-west England and Wales badly hit by floods from Storm Christoph

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Joe Biden marks start of presidency with flurry of executive orders

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's parting shot

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s visit to flood-hit Manchester – Boris Johnson has made a visit to Didsbury in Manchester to speak to Environment Agency officials after the area was hit by severe flooding from Storm Christoph overnight"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Gavin Williamson says he hopes schools in England reopen before Easter

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Ministers consider paying £500 to everyone with Covid in England

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a new man in the White House

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's week of crisis management - This week, while contending with the ongoing Covid crisis, the PM visited Didsbury, Manchester after the area was hit by severe flooding from Storm Christoph"

Telegraph:

Johnson raises fears of lockdown in England continuing into summertime

Matt:

Experts split over £500 payment for people with Covid in England

Independent:

After Gustave Doré.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Joe Biden rolls up his sleeves – The new US president has his work cut out as he tries to clean up Donald Trump’s mess"

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK's growing Covid death toll – Britain, set to reach 100,000 deaths before the end of January, has one of the worst coronavirus fatality rates in the world"

Telegraph:

:sun: It snowed! :supaburn:

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Ministers won't commit to reopening schools in England after Easter holidays

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson potentially relaxing lockdown — The government will look at the possibility of lifting some restrictions in England from mid-February, Boris Johnson has said"

Telegraph:

Sturgeon: SNP will hold Scottish independence vote if it wins in May

Matt:


Independent:

English schools not expected to start fully reopening until at least March

Times:

Alex Salmond inquiry: Nicola Sturgeon hits back at ‘false’ claims

Evening Standard:

New quarantine rules expected for travellers to UK

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... quarantine for travellers

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the deadliness of the UK Covid variant — Boris Johnson has insisted his government ‘did everything we could’ to limit coronavirus deaths and expressed sorrow after the total UK death toll exceeded 100,000 on nearly every metric"

Telegraph:

UK Covid hotel quarantine system to target travellers from high-risk areas

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the EU vaccines row

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's slow progress in tackling Covid – The UK is still a long way from bouncing back despite weeks of lockdown"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Sturgeon questions whether Johnson's trip to Scotland 'essential' *down

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... HS2 protesters' tunnel vision

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson visiting Scotland – Boris Johnson has urged Scottish nationalists to stop ‘talking endlessly’ about another independence referendum and concentrate instead on recovering from the Covid pandemic"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Bert Thomas.

Times:


Evening Standard:

UK vaccine strategy 'paying off' as latest trials boost stockpiles

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... millennial humour

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the woes of Boris Johnson – With support for Scottish independence rising, a furore from the fishing industry over the Brexit deal and the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, the prime minister has rather a lot on his plate"

Telegraph:

Hong Kong: China will no longer recognise British national overseas citizens

Matt:

EU to publish revised rules after Covid vaccine border fiasco

Independent:

After Henry Le Jeune.

Times:


Mail:

'Ignore them - they're probably here to steal our vaccines'

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"The Covid vaccination row – People are dying as AstraZeneca and the EU clash"

Sunday Telegraph:

How EU’s floundering vaccine effort hit a fresh crisis with exports row

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:


Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK's Covid vaccination programme – The early success of the UK’s Covid vaccination programme has pushed Boris Johnson ahead in some opinion polls despite total deaths passing 100,000"

Telegraph:

UK may help EU before domestic vaccination programme complete, says Liz Truss

Matt:


Independent:

UK to apply to join free trade pact with nations on other side of world

Times:

Alexei Navalny protests: Moscow in lockdown as police detain thousands

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the reaction to Myanmar's military coup – Myanmar’s military has taken power in a coup and declared a state of emergency, hours after detaining Aung San Suu Kyi and other senior figures from the ruling party"

Telegraph:

Ursula von der Leyen suggests UK compromised on vaccine safety

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown care homes

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

I dont know posted:

Haven't seen Bob in awhile. Did he finally have a rage stroke at the thought of old people not dying?

I think he's on parental leave. Still making an arse of himself on Twitter, though.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on UK border controls to combat Covid variants - Scientist have called for curbs on UK arrivals to halt South African Covid variant but say closing borders is impractical"

Telegraph:

Six Nations ball in England's court but France carry huge potential threat

Matt:

Kent Covid variant '30 per cent more deadly'

Independent:


Times:

Capt Sir Tom Moore dies at 100 after testing positive for Covid

Evening Standard:

Golden Globes upend history as three female directors nominated

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... door-to-door testing

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Labour's patriotism strategy – The party has defended its renewed focus on British values and the union jack after a leaked strategy document was criticised by some"

Telegraph:


Matt:

‘A managerial Mephistopheles’: inside the mind of Jeff Bezos (with bonus Stephen Collins illustration!)

Independent:


Times:

Alexei Navalny: 1,000 arrested after protests over jailing of Russian opposition leader

Evening Standard:

Extend furlough or risk mass unemployment, industry and unions warn Sunak

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a statue for Captain Tom

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Gahmah posted:

Is there significance to the gastrointestinal tract / brain on Putin’s shoulder or is that just a really hosed up muscle?

Here's the artist's interpretation:
https://twitter.com/BrookesTimes/status/1357294610972868608

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Northern Ireland protocol furore – Arlene Foster, leader of the DUP, has urged Boris Johnson to scrap parts of the protocol after Brexit-related food shortages in the region"

Telegraph:

‘Pandemic burnout’ on rise as latest Covid lockdowns take toll

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Gillray.
Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Keir Starmer's patriotism

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on plans to detain some arrivals to the UK in quarantine hotels – The government is planning to quarantine international arrivals from high-risk countries from 15 February"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Negative interest rates in UK are a possibility, but far from a certainty

Independent:


The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Michael Gove admits to a sinking feeling over Ireland – The Cabinet Office minister told the Commons the Irish Sea border deal was posing ‘serious problems’"

Sunday Telegraph:

Ursula von der Leyen: UK is Covid vaccine 'speedboat' compared with EU 'tanker'

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Executive who sold cladding for Grenfell to appear before inquiry

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on vaccines and coronavirus variants – The Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine offers as little as 10% protection against the Covid variant first seen in South Africa, researchers have suggested"

Telegraph:

Gavin Williamson plans phased return to English universities in March

Matt:

Covid travel rule-breakers could face 10-year jail terms, says Hancock

Independent:


Times:

Holyrood inquiry split over publication of Alex Salmond evidence

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... vaccinating migrants

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