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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Thump! posted:

Yes, the correct solution to billionaires is the same as the one for ants: pouring molten precious metals into their homes while they and their entire families are inside.

Could get some really cool public art sculptures out of this I think

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It has piccolo in it, it's obviously a joke

It would be more obvious if it was Yamcha.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Who the hell needs 4 bottles a month?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Makes me wonder in 80+ years are there going to be chud descendents flying Trump flags?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Gets better, got all videos posted on the 6th will full metadata, ie exact gps location of where the phone was when it was filming these idiots.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Cpt_Obvious posted:

I am not high enough to parse this.

Being high is not the problem, you need to kill quite a few brain cells to get on that level.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Gripweed posted:

That's the legacy of the Sanders 2020 campaign

Don't forget all the goon bans.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



How the gently caress was someone functioning after all those downing psych meds?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


exmachina posted:

Tolerance is a bitch, especially to benzos

Oh I know that, had to do a detox from them. But I have been on pretty much all of those other meds at sometime or another, but just not all at once. :psyduck:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I appreciate this post.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ok Comboomer posted:

no it was definitely cum

Do you think it came fresh-squeezed or was it bottled?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Went down a rabbit hole of replies to this, some dude made a flag of the tweet and hung it on his wall.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Bold move. Wonder how that works out for him.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


im on the net me boys posted:

this doctor looks like he’s from a porn parody

Yeah I'm pretty sure that is Johnny Sins.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



There are people who unironically believe this, isn't there?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


World War I propaganda poster

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sexpig by night posted:

so basically this is just the revelation that his stepson OD'ing made him go insane because he couldn't handle the horrible emotions and thoughts that come with events like that? Glad to finally get his origin story

Nah he had snapped long before that I think.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


HashtagGirlboss posted:

Have you considered that it was actually a scamdemic and the dead are just crisis actors?

Have to admit pawpaw is a great actor then, dude hasn't popped out of his casket yet and he has been in the ground for a few weeks now.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


smug jeebus posted:

How could a loving god create such a thing

You may want to sit down for this...

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


DarkEuphoria posted:

sounds like cops are too incompetent to have firearms, better take them away!

Sounds like we should just automate them out of a job. Former police officers can learn to code for their replacements.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Does that mean I can buy a gamer to help out with some labor and household chores?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Going to pet that hog dog

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


tokin opposition posted:

The great firewall of my ex wife keeps millions from watching American pornography

That's why you bribe your ex-wife to smuggle it in for you

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Spinz posted:

CSPAM pretty key in this pic I made for GBS :wink:



Poor HGB, got removed from the case before cracking the CSPAM mafia.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Way to go Australia

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Epstein didn't kill himself because he is not really dead

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Floor is lava posted:

hell yeah lol



What the hell is going on in that 11 year old thread about the Gulf of Mexico?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


How do you die from a knee injury?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


GIRL BRAINS posted:

Officer succumbed to injuries after getting foot stuck in a bucket, and then while trying to remove bucket, bumped into a door that had a bucket balanced on it, which fell on to his head and became stuck, and then stepped on a rake that was laying out which struck him in the head

Buckets were a dark color, so fellow officers let a few poorly aimed warning shots off that struck victim three times in center mass and twice in the back of the head.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


i say swears online posted:

i have trained ten people to cover one shift since last july and it's driving me nuts. they either show up drunk or don't show at all because there are no loving stakes at twelve bucks an hour. it's driving me nuts and makes me want to quit. at least my small business tyrant is at the pinnacle of human society and should be rewarded for his farsighted wisdom

I'll work for you swears, but I promise to buck the trend and show up high and then leave halfway through my shift.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I see we are getting closer to infinite monkey territory

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Megillah Gorilla posted:

I have seen this image so many times, but never knew where it's from because I'm old and uncool. Is it porn?

Yes and a very disappointing one at that.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Junpei posted:

I have no idea what a Cathar is, someone care to elaborate

Its the thing they shove in your penis to help you pee

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