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THS
Sep 15, 2017

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




fuckin finally

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

birds: still not real

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1387584072021692420

What an exciting direction for a sitting president of the USA to take. Time to get my hopes up high and start planning for a better world.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

ArmZ posted:

birds: still not real



He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1387584072021692420

What an exciting direction for a sitting president of the USA to take. Time to get my hopes up high and start planning for a better world.

man, i've never heard a sitting president say such a thing

in fact, that he said it means he's totally going to put actions to his words and enact policies to backup the rhetoric

i dunno how this next bit got in my clipboard or how it got pasted, sorry I can't remove it

quote:

We simply cannot return to this brand of your-on-your-own economics if we’re serious about rebuilding the middle class in this country. We know that it doesn’t result in a strong economy. It results in an economy that invests too little in its people and its future. It doesn’t result in a prosperity that trickles down. It results in a prosperity that’s enjoyed by fewer and fewer of our citizens.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1387584072021692420

What an exciting direction for a sitting president of the USA to take. Time to get my hopes up high and start planning for a better world.

this is the plot of season 1 of Silicon Valley and it's a dick joke

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

this is the plot of season 1 of Silicon Valley and it's a dick joke

Haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex1JuIN0eaA&t=60s

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
In other news, Jeopardy had a white supremacist champion for a few days



tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
gently caress the middle class imo, and not in the sticky sweaty way

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/HoratioSkald/status/1387757671449829376?s=19

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


i have trained ten people to cover one shift since last july and it's driving me nuts. they either show up drunk or don't show at all because there are no loving stakes at twelve bucks an hour. it's driving me nuts and makes me want to quit. at least my small business tyrant is at the pinnacle of human society and should be rewarded for his farsighted wisdom

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


i say swears online posted:

i have trained ten people to cover one shift since last july and it's driving me nuts. they either show up drunk or don't show at all because there are no loving stakes at twelve bucks an hour. it's driving me nuts and makes me want to quit. at least my small business tyrant is at the pinnacle of human society and should be rewarded for his farsighted wisdom

I'll work for you swears, but I promise to buck the trend and show up high and then leave halfway through my shift.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

yeah hire me too im good

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
if u hire me i will be stoned and actively vaping weed in front of customers. sure u might lose some narcs and losers, but your store will be filled with stoned losers skipping out on their own lovely job. this is guarantee (i'll need a quarter ounce weed budget per day)

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i'd smoke you all under the table smdh

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

i say swears online posted:

i'd smoke you all under the table smdh

tell me more

e: oh, smoke. n/m

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

It's lovely work, randy, everybody does it, carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, politicians...

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
Mans gotta eat

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back

i say swears online posted:

i have trained ten people to cover one shift since last july and it's driving me nuts. they either show up drunk or don't show at all because there are no loving stakes at twelve bucks an hour. it's driving me nuts and makes me want to quit. at least my small business tyrant is at the pinnacle of human society and should be rewarded for his farsighted wisdom

best i can do is coming in stoned and 3/4 assing it

e:fb

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i say swears online posted:

i have trained ten people to cover one shift since last july and it's driving me nuts. they either show up drunk or don't show at all because there are no loving stakes at twelve bucks an hour. it's driving me nuts and makes me want to quit. at least my small business tyrant is at the pinnacle of human society and should be rewarded for his farsighted wisdom

sounds like your boss would be in deep poo poo if you threaten to quit. maybe you should ask for a raise

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Oh hey, this unrolled twitter thread has receipts and is 278 tweets long. It doesn't include

https://twitter.com/RechargedRod/status/1387890428742184962?s=20

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Is it just Republicans? Cause the Epstein wing of the Democratic party alss exists.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

MonsieurChoc posted:

Is it just Republicans? Cause the Epstein wing of the Democratic party alss exists.

i think that thread is mostly republicans yes

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

both sides and many providers

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it's Epsteins all the way down. they're all baby eaters.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anyone whos been in politics for more than 2-3 years is past plausible deniability about what goes on in the halls of power

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Remember that not everyone in the GOP is a paedophile. Some have standards that they'll stick to.

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1387955632876179457

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



saying that all members of the gop are pedophiles is a conservative estimate if i ever saw one

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

the bourgeois hegemonic domination over pop culture and journalism bums me out. the worst part is, they don’t even really know they’re bourgeois (they always naively assume they’re much more oppressed and precarious than they are) but still feel the need to rub it in our faces

oscarthewilde has issued a correction as of 14:04 on Apr 30, 2021

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
when I hear the word ‘brunch’ I release the safety on my browning

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

someone invited me to a 9am brunch on sunday because while they bougie, they gotta work that afternoon. lol bitch i'm not getting out of bed until noon

edit i have been informed that they don't have to work, they're going disc golfing

i say swears online has issued a correction as of 11:19 on Apr 30, 2021

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
"what the hell is that buzzing noise?!"

https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1388028088177631236?s=19

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

that’s breakfast

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oscarthewilde posted:

the bourgeois hegemonic domination over pop culture and journalism bums me out. the worst part is, they don’t even [i]really know[/] they’re bourgeois (they always naively assume they’re much more oppressed and precarious than they are) but still feel the need to rub it in our faces

clearly the reason none of us were ever the prime minister of england was that our hair was neither boring nor boorish

e: my hair is both, and that also doesnt work

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

indigi posted:

that’s breakfast
sit there and pound mimosas until it's 11am

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/phoebelangwell/status/1387969970336788481?s=20

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1388133455037231112

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