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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




CaPiTaLiSm

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



someone make a version of this where eric's head is idk the q shaman and there's a third frame where it's a cop saying "this way sir, would you like a refreshment?" or something



tia

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXVQfPRs_ns

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwTYctDVfw

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



someone link me the comic where its like a college class before/after and they all turn into buff gay antifa with huge cocks and theyre making out etc tia

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inspector Hound posted:

Or a link to sign up for that class

cmon somone has to know it. it was posted a lot here like 2-3 years ago

they look like regular college dudes in panel one, and in panel two theyre in like black bloc/SHARP type outfits and they have huge cocks that go down their pants legs. but nothing is explicit in that one, maybe some precum stains, yknow

i really need that comic, for another thread haha

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I definitely posted it in a previous cspam pics thread in like 2017 or 2018 or something but I can't find it or that thread now

just checked https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3781421&userid=45517 (thread covers 2016--20)

no luck... but a bunch of the tweets/images you posted have been taken down so probably one of those :(

had some good laughs while scrolling, anyway :)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:yeshaha:


:YES

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

My favorite part about that tiktok is how even in her wokest fantasy she's still visiting an African country to let everyone know how much a white lady approves of what they're doing

I'm getting poe's law'd hard by that but I think it's sincere

tbh she just seems like a typical dumbass teenager who means well.

from there, she can go either way

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:chanpop:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gradenko_2000 posted:

oh man I've never heard of Mr Show before but this was incredible holy poo poo

its an all time great

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/JBronson/status/1366811014130528262

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

.... wait is pussy a resource now

its the oldest resource

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Flavius Aetass posted:

yeah it's weird how a left-wing forum wouldn't want people talking about "pussy" as a resource, loving baffling my dude

fwiw i was making a possibly misguided reference to "oldest profession" via human resources etc

Paladinus posted:

If I told my 17 year old monarchist self about iPhones, he'd be like, what, so it's an iPod with a SIM card and a bigger screen? Oh wow, the world of the future is sure amazing, just wow.

my teen self would be so stoked, lmao. what a loving idiot

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Flavius Aetass posted:

I know, I was just saying maybe let's not keep going down this road

yea


ps lol https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Donald_Trump_giving_thumbs_up

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




herluf bidstrup was great


semi-related:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1374128790088118275

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also Peter Rabbit isnt the easter bunny, why would he lay eggs?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:3: the full pic

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wouldnt like guns to be easily accessible in my country. i dont like them. you can get them via some outside connect or know a guy who broke into the gun warehouse

anyway if we all had as many guns as you have, way more people would get shot to death here too.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



indigi posted:

I don’t think it would be way more, Canada has a ton of guns (relative to other western democracies) and their shooting deaths aren’t out of control like the US

danes are more belligerent than Canadians


anyway small arms firefights will definitely not shift the tides of the revolution

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i mean i guess Race is a name (Race Bannon) but i never heard of anyone named The JQ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Sorry, I'm with NDT here...

sorry for your lots

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



shirts and skins posted:

How could you get as far as Race Bannon and not know that JQ stands for Johnny Quest

:doh:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've never heard of someone "not liking" magpies. Maybe we don't have enough magpies for people to start not liking them :shrug: (The house I live in has a rather large garden for the city so I see them quite often.)

e: Apparently we have an old saying: "Where the magpie if not at the pig-killing."

an old danish saying: when the magpie caws, there will come happy guests and a filthy suitor

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mr. Lobe posted:

Yeah, magpies don't caw, they chatter

couldnt think of the right word so i just went with a general corvidism

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




fuckin finally

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i say swears online posted:

i have trained ten people to cover one shift since last july and it's driving me nuts. they either show up drunk or don't show at all because there are no loving stakes at twelve bucks an hour. it's driving me nuts and makes me want to quit. at least my small business tyrant is at the pinnacle of human society and should be rewarded for his farsighted wisdom

sounds like your boss would be in deep poo poo if you threaten to quit. maybe you should ask for a raise

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anyone whos been in politics for more than 2-3 years is past plausible deniability about what goes on in the halls of power

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



saying that all members of the gop are pedophiles is a conservative estimate if i ever saw one

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oscarthewilde posted:

the bourgeois hegemonic domination over pop culture and journalism bums me out. the worst part is, they don’t even [i]really know[/] they’re bourgeois (they always naively assume they’re much more oppressed and precarious than they are) but still feel the need to rub it in our faces

clearly the reason none of us were ever the prime minister of england was that our hair was neither boring nor boorish

e: my hair is both, and that also doesnt work

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




common height for children

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Brawnfire posted:

Shooting holes into the tank won't help!

tbf it would put the weight back under capacity

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




sounds like god hosed up

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



whaley posted:

the gently caress are you watching

idk, might be True Detective S1? who knows

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




pro grift is to mark it private, then put it back online in 6 months when nobody remembers what nfts are anymore

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao

laila bertheussen, parter of then norwegian minister of justice tor wara, was convicted this january for basically the same thing. she tried setting their car on fire and claimed it was done by a leftist theatre troupe & faked a bunch of written threats

got 1 yr 8 mos for threats, arson, and attacks on democratic institutions

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/nataliesurely/status/1405960843481726978

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Junpei posted:



We're terrorists now

just dont be violent duh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

Violent extremists are violent extremists now? That's hosed up, I guess.

jesus christ

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ardent Communist posted:

the thing you gotta realise about catholics is we all have a "get of hell free" card. if we confess and feel bad enough, we will be forgiven.

this also worked for protestants, under very specific circumstances, for a while

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Antonymous posted:

lmao the ratio

wow it jumped from 5.9k to 6.4k while i was reading this page lol

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