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Well it's about loving time someone new entered the console wars, it's been the same poo poo for twenty years now. Fast food chain KFC is launching a gaming console that warms up chicken.  "The chicken chamber will keep its contents hot, ready for consumption during intense gaming sessions," KFC said. The company said the console was designed by a global hardware maker and could play top-level games like other gaming machines. KFC said its new console had a custom-built cooling system that uses heat produced by its components to warm the chicken chamber. "This machine is capable of running games at top-level specs, all on top of keeping your meal warm for you to enjoy during your gaming experience... what's not to like?" KFC spokesman Mark Cheevers told the BBC. "If Sony or Microsoft want any tips on how to engineer a chicken chamber for their efforts next time, they'd be welcome to get in touch." The fast food chain said it currently had no details on the expected price of the gaming console or a release date. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-55433318
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Can it mine buttcoin
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Jan 6, 2021 17:57
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Finally a console that's already greasy.
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Jan 6, 2021 17:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can it mine buttcoin How much bitcoin could a human brain farm in a months time if it was set up for the task?
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Jan 6, 2021 18:46
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what else can the chicken chamber hold.. the possibilities....
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Jan 6, 2021 18:51
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I'm amazed that more people aren't so humiliated by anything gamer related that they just stop playing video games entirely.
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Jan 6, 2021 19:03
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This isn't the first videogame console, there have been others P. I learned this in Games.
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Jan 6, 2021 19:22
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Where are the obnoxious LEDs? Gamers will never go for this; it will sell like their chicken Also gently caress KFC for abandoning potato wedges
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Jan 6, 2021 19:27
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The first gaming console was a modded abacus.
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Jan 6, 2021 19:27
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Weka posted:The first gaming console was a modded abacus. Clowning on your friends because their broke-rear end abacus only goes up to eight but since you paid for the subscription yours goes up to twelve.
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Jan 6, 2021 19:37
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is there a way I can turn off ad posts in GBS?
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Jan 6, 2021 19:42
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kentucky fried cum
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Jan 6, 2021 19:47
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:kentucky fried cum Goon project?
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Jan 6, 2021 22:01
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i kinda like their weird rear end cole's law
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Jan 6, 2021 22:33
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numberoneposter posted:i kinda like their weird rear end cole's law Cabbage gazpacho.
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Jan 7, 2021 00:29
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Hulk Hogan Meat Console
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Jan 7, 2021 00:35
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a console that heats chicken and plays 4k games at 120hz? sign me up. i'll play star citizen on it.
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Jan 7, 2021 00:47
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i was taking out the garbage once at a place i worked at and the dumpster was next to the 50 gallon drums of discarded KFC grease so i took a 2x4 that was lying in the garbage room and jabbed it into the grease and the smell that came out made me instantly gag
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Jan 7, 2021 00:53
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https://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/
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Jan 7, 2021 00:55
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Thanks for the marketing content OP, always happy to get the latest #brands updates in GBS.
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Jan 7, 2021 01:05
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God drat, so strange, I’ve always had this compulsory urge to put fried chicken in a gaming console, like since I was a child, and I never told anyone about it. It was just so strange to me, how the n64 slot seemed to be made to fit 7 burger kind chicken tenders perfectly. God how many times I just wanted to put chicken in there. I would salivate at the thought. Something inside me told me, don’t do this now, something better will come. Some day people will be able to roast a whole rotisserie chicken while they play video games, all in one unit. Do not put chicken tenders in this console, some day Boston market will have a state of the art all in one system, chicken and video games, together. And I would think of those snowy days, the deep reddish orange glow of chicken in the somber blue dusk light, the rotisserie door AUTOMATICALLY PAUSING THE GAME WHEN ITS OPEN (so thoughtful), and a sunfaded Ron popeil poster weeping in the heat, a reminder of an era of the past, when we had to go into another room to eat chicken. 
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Jan 7, 2021 01:22
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Here I am cooling my GPU with a couple of fans like a god damned moron. E: gently caress this I bought a big rear end case and I'm hardly using any of it. I could straight up fit a bucket of chicken in it. Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 7, 2021 01:25
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"using" waste heat inside the same closed system that is also generating it means that a volume of space is a kind of heatsink that by design becomes less and less effective the longer the system is running this has gotta be a joke but i just dont know anymore
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Jan 7, 2021 01:31
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gary oldmans diary posted:"using" waste heat inside the same closed system that is also generating it means that a volume of space is a kind of heatsink that by design becomes less and less effective the longer the system is running When you eat the chicken you permanently remove the heat from the system. It's genius.
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Jan 7, 2021 01:34
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but removing chicken only replaces the chicken with a a volume of air with no heat capacity and any surfaces that wouldve conducted heat to it remain the same temperature you have to continually cycle cold cooked chicken into it to be warmed or youre only slowing the removal of heat from the system its so dumb its gotta be real
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Jan 7, 2021 01:49
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so what, the heat from my 3070 goes to keeping the deep fryer in my bedroom hot n ready
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Jan 7, 2021 01:58
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gary oldmans diary posted:but removing chicken only replaces the chicken with a a volume of air with no heat capacity and any surfaces that wouldve conducted heat to it remain the same temperature Yes of course. More chicken! This is the most obvious and beautifully elegant bit of engineering I've ever seen. Why are you being so resistant to this?
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Jan 7, 2021 01:59
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latest titles in 4k, lol they'll "run" the same way that the goobers who would buy this do, wheezing for breath the whole way
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Jan 7, 2021 02:50
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Hmm, how much chicken can it hold?
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Jan 7, 2021 02:56
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:latest titles in 4k, lol Lol look at the graphics whore, so shallow. KFConsole isn't about bleeding-edge specs, it's about the disruptive innovation of its exclusive chicken chamber feature. You could say it's a total gamechanger.
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Jan 7, 2021 03:01
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Lol look at the graphics whore, so shallow. KFConsole isn't about bleeding-edge specs, it's about the disruptive innovation of its exclusive chicken chamber feature. You could say it's a total gamechanger. if it went the retro console route it'd probably hold up a lot better for the length of time it would take for eating some console chicken to start sounding good also be more honest in its advertising (it's literally promising "the latest titles in 4k"), but well, capitalism isn't about that
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Jan 7, 2021 03:10
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I got a built in chicken chamber and can play games. This claim on "first" is some Mickey Mouse bullshit my youth. Also gently caress KFC for abandoning potato wedges.
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Jan 7, 2021 03:14
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Does it play Leg of Legends?
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Jan 7, 2021 03:44
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What if you, hypothetically speaking, your friend perhaps, just jam your penis in it
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Jan 7, 2021 03:51
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Hmm, how much chicken can it hold? It’s probably just a leg and a thigh, gotta have somewhere to go for a 2.0 version. 
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Jan 7, 2021 03:59
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Most consoles can heat up chicken if you slice it thin enough. Or you know, just set the chicken on the console as it heats up.
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Jan 7, 2021 04:04
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Most consoles can heat up chicken if you slice it thin enough. Or you know, just set the chicken on the console as it heats up. And you can sear a steak with a car cigarette lighter but that's not what it's for. This has a designated chicken chamber ingeniously manufactured into the body of the computer. I'm sorry but do we live in a world so full of technological wonders that this is barely impressive to you?
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Jan 7, 2021 04:16
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I think when we approach modern quantum computing and the elusive super state we have to also consider a quantum pure state, that can be achieved in multiple ways in a solving processor. The function of the superstate is not to render a memory image of the path of least electronic resistance, but to perform a qualitative analysis of multiple approaches to a baffle and mitigate arc potential with novel forms as the electron approaches a ground state. A pure state can be achieved in multiple forms in complex and compound calculations, and the superstate’s purpose is not to produce chaotic or random results that approach a decimated exponent that renders a near approximation of a solution, but to facilitate simultaneous non-volatile descriptors in whole number values that project a fractal integral onto potential baffle limits in proportionate and complementary geometries of the exact sum. 
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Jan 7, 2021 04:23
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Funky See Funky Do posted:And you can sear a steak with a car cigarette lighter but that's not what it's for. This has a designated chicken chamber ingeniously manufactured into the body of the computer. I'm sorry but do we live in a world so full of technological wonders that this is barely impressive to you? Spoken like a man who has never savored the heavenly delights of steak a la allume-cigare d'une Buick Skylark de 1973.
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The hardware company they partnered with also makes gaming chairs that support up to 400 lbs so KFC clearly did their homework.
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