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In a physical fight who would win? A Gen-X comic book guy who's obsessed with Americana like Archie Comics and South Park? Or 6 teenage weebs who can tell you all the characters in Etchina Kōkō No Hen'na Yume? The Gen-X guy is on a Paleo Diet, has a beard, and does crossfit. The weebs have been on a steady diet of Pocky and Soylent.
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Jan 8, 2021 02:22
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Forget CrossFit, Gen X guy is probably an obese nerd with a diet of lovely food. Also if he’s that generation he’s well into his 40s at the youngest and spent the decades atrophying with his sedate nerd lifestyle. Probably not much of a chance.
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Jan 8, 2021 02:29
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Have the weebs done any training to work as a team? As a singular weeb unit of combat.
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Jan 8, 2021 02:54
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no one would win they would all die from being scared to death
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Jan 8, 2021 02:59
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Caesar Saladin posted:Have the weebs done any training to work as a team? As a singular weeb unit of combat. The weebs have trained together in the sense they have no identity outside of the animes they have consumed. We can assume that the weebs have watched more or less the same diet of anime and therefore may be able to function with a sort of collective consciousness. The Gen Xers superiority complex precludes him from organizing with others. edit: to be clear none of them have seen Voltron and prefer "slice of life" style anime that mostly concerns gossip and daily goings-on of teenage girls. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 8, 2021 |
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Jan 8, 2021 03:00
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Agent Escalus posted:Forget CrossFit, Gen X guy is probably an obese nerd with a diet of lovely food. Also if he’s that generation he’s well into his 40s at the youngest and spent the decades atrophying with his sedate nerd lifestyle. Probably not much of a chance. The premise stands as it is, Gen-X nerds can adopt a lot of different identities. This guy is a father of two and an avid Joe Rogan podcast listener.
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Jan 8, 2021 03:01
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Poohs Packin posted:The premise stands as it is, Gen-X nerds can adopt a lot of different identities. This guy is a father of two and an avid Joe Rogan podcast listener. so hes a chud like most of gen x? the weebs will win but first you just have to tell them that he said their favorite kpop band is trash. they wont even throw a punch just dig up his lovely tweets and get him cancelled.
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Jan 8, 2021 03:20
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6 is too many. 3 is pushing it even.
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Jan 8, 2021 03:20
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Do any of the animes feature characters who run with their arms held behind their back?
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Jan 8, 2021 03:24
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Do any of the animes feature characters who run with their arms held behind their back? I can't name a single one that doesn't soooo
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Jan 8, 2021 03:43
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I’m not either of those types of people but I’d definitely lose
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Jan 8, 2021 04:01
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I think they would all get tired and quit and go get energy drinks and porn mags and go home and jerk off and eat their moms cookies and fall asleep on the couch.  like the gen xer and the weebs alike.
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Jan 8, 2021 04:22
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How tall is the gex guy and the weebs
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Jan 8, 2021 04:28
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About to watch some weebs jail house a mfer 
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Jan 8, 2021 04:29
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Bacontotem posted:How tall is the gex guy and the weebs gen X guy is 43 and the Weebs are all 16-17 and one of them is a hikikomori
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Jan 8, 2021 04:57
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weebs poo poo their pants trying to power up and shatter their ankles trying to execute a roundhouse kick . genx guy demands to speak to their manager. op gets banned thread gets gassed
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Jan 8, 2021 05:38
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I hope Apophis swings back and wipes them all out.
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Jan 8, 2021 05:44
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Reminder that the weebs have not showered so they provide poison damage per second to enemies.
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Jan 8, 2021 05:47
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like are they forced to fight to the death or what 6 weak nerds could easily kill the guy if they had to, but if not they'd probably get scared and run away
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Jan 8, 2021 05:56
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Inept posted:like are they forced to fight to the death or what I'd say knockout, and it takes place on an empty tennis court in a nice suburb.
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Jan 8, 2021 06:21
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the gen x guy would win but the whole thing would be very embarrassing for all concerned and much more so for onlookers
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Jan 10, 2021 04:20
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Weebs easily. Op is so loving stupid. Gas
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Jan 10, 2021 04:27
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Zoomers will bury us all and we will deserve it. Gen Xer stands 0 chance
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Jan 10, 2021 04:39
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The Gen X would be a heavy weight champion. So like, his speed would be slow (from years of bad health) which would put him at a significant disadvantage, but he'd be a heavy hitter. So, he'd have slow speed but high attack. He eats a lot of meat as well. The younger generation kids would be reverse. So it'd be fast and nimble movement gained from their youth, and Monster Energy drinks, however their diet of soybeans and Pocky would mean their attacks would do significantly less. And they probably lack the protein and Vitamin D. It's a close draw, personally. Speed vs Attack. zaepg fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jan 10, 2021 |
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Jan 10, 2021 04:54
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no weeb has ever won a fight outside of their imagination
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Jan 10, 2021 04:55
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Smythe posted:Weebs easily. Op is so loving stupid. Gas 
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Jan 10, 2021 05:06
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What are they drinking? Are they drinking matcha teas or pounding down Redbulls?
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Jan 10, 2021 05:06
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zaepg posted:What are they drinking? Are they drinking matcha teas or pounding down Redbulls? The Gen-Xer has a pretty solid caffeine buzz from some Chud coffee company single origin light roast venti latte. The Weebs have all drank 1/3rd of a soylent, had 4 pocky each, plus one of those sweet matcha mochi balls.
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Jan 10, 2021 05:12
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FilthyImp posted:Dude you forget that the X'er has a chain wallet as a weapon depends on how "fat" this wallet is
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Jan 10, 2021 05:28
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the 6 weebs are collectively like a thousand pounds. if they zerg rush like the putty patrol is ogre. very simple question. next?
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Jan 10, 2021 05:29
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Smythe posted:the 6 weebs are collectively like a thousand pounds. if they zerg rush like the putty patrol is ogre. very simple question. next? Keep in mind they will likely telegraph any sort of attack that they are about to perform through an over-the-top shrieking announcement.
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Jan 10, 2021 06:03
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Poohs Packin posted:Keep in mind they will likely telegraph any sort of attack that they are about to perform through an over-the-top shrieking announcement. and? i can tell u im about to blast you with an awp and yet? still get blasted son....
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Jan 10, 2021 07:17
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Smythe posted:and? i can tell u im about to blast you with an awp and yet? still get blasted son.... Yeah these telegraphed moves are more like going to be of the "youtube kung fu" variety. GET READY, TO RECEIVE, THE ULTIMATE TAI-CHI KI ROUNDHOUSE KICK OF DOOOOOOOOOOOO-*gets spear-tackled* edit: not that im picking sides here Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jan 10, 2021 |
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Jan 10, 2021 10:05
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Whose dad is still alive? Cause that's the deciding factor.
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Jan 10, 2021 10:09
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the gen x guy tases himself in the balls and dies
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Jan 10, 2021 10:27
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So you are asking if some 40+ guy who does crossfit could beat 6 weak teens? If the teens actually fight and just kind of mob him then no, 6 is too much, but if they are too scared to do anything then he doesn't really even have to fight. Hit one and the rest will run away. These extra modifiers like liking Archie comics or being weebs are just confusing the issue.
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Jan 10, 2021 12:09
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doverhog posted:So you are asking if some 40+ guy who does crossfit could beat 6 weak teens? If the teens actually fight and just kind of mob him then no, 6 is too much, but if they are too scared to do anything then he doesn't really even have to fight. Hit one and the rest will run away. Try to treat this as more of a theoretical exercise, perhaps a comedic premise, and not a technical evaluation. This is GBS you dweeb.
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Jan 10, 2021 12:10
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are the weebs all in the same anime club this is important
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Jan 10, 2021 12:11
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I know just giving this thread what it deserves. 
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Jan 10, 2021 12:12
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Bro Dad posted:are the weebs all in the same anime club Yeah the gen-x guy picked the fight with them over a twitch stream when he found out they had never heard of Astro Boy.
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