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post itt about parenting or whatever. idk i dont have kids.
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# ? Sep 1, 2024 03:01 |
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where do babies come from?
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mods are basically internet parents
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whatever. WHATEVER
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Jonny 290 posted:mods are basically internet parents ![]()
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AnimeIsTrash posted:where do babies come from? there's this big goofy lookin bird that comes by and fucks your wife
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the mailman does have a eagle on his uniform...
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fart simpson posted:i dont have kids. megathread clout chasing mf edit oh thats the joke lol ![]() ![]()
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i dont have kids but ... maybe one day ... ![]()
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why is op still allowed to make threads?
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i dont have children op
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there's this big goofy lookin bird that comes by and fucks your wife I didn't say she was crazy I said she was loving goofy
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fart simpson posted:post itt about parenting or whatever. idk i dont have kids. lol
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there's this big goofy lookin bird that comes by and fucks your wife buddy, the big goofy lookin bird IS my wife!!!
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every once in a while my gf and i cost out an expensive vacation we want to eventually take in terms of "months of child care" for lols
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raminasi posted:every once in a while my gf and i cost out an expensive vacation we want to eventually take in terms of "months of child care" for lols ![]()
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im a parent
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as a goon i
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Achmed Jones posted:im a parent hi a parent I’m dad.
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hey dad, howve ya been?
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im dad
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fart simpson posted:dont have kids. good advice op
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I have had sex with something not a computer and produced multiple children via a woman that I married ages ago and now these children want feeding and Minecraft and sleeping and Among Us well done me
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my youngest daughter likes to make electrical circuits and I sometimes worry that she will do,show burn the house down or have no friends in high school.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:my youngest daughter likes to make electrical circuits and I sometimes worry that she will do,show burn the house down or have no friends in high school. So far my nephew has only managed to complete electrical circuits. Sounds like she's ahead of the curve. You checked out all the cool poo poo on adafruit?
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I'm doing parenting with cheat mode on because my wife is doing like all the night feeding while I sleep with earplugs in. babby is pretty chill though so far. otoh she is on maternity leave and I'm
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I can already easily see myself going from pre-child "it's terrible how kids these days have tablets and are just on them all the time" to "oh my god here's a screen just go watch whatever daddy's tired"
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wife and I have a 16-month old, it's amazing and has changed me for the better I just wish I hadn't waited until I was in my mid thirties to do it
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"oh my god here's a screen just go watch whatever daddy's tired"
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evil_bunnY posted:Then you get sadbrains about it, it owns. hell yeah
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not having kids until i'm in my late 30s and only if I can afford childcare
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i have a cat
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SYSV Fanfic posted:So far my nephew has only managed to complete electrical circuits. Sounds like she's ahead of the curve. she’s almost 9 and her favourite thing is making a basic circuit that makes a fan spin. she also likes to ask her sister to put her hand next to the fan then completes the circuit causing said fan to hit sister. I shall now go and look at said good poo poo on adafruit.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:I shall now go and look at said good poo poo on adafruit.
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Bored Online posted:i have a cat Same, I have a large adult son. ![]()
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I can already easily see myself going from pre-child "it's terrible how kids these days have tablets and are just on them all the time" to "oh my god here's a screen just go watch whatever daddy's tired" the tablets thing is whatever, the real problem is the tv when you punish them by turning off the tv what you are actually doing is punishing yourself when you turn on the tv to watch despicable me 3 for the 999th time you are also punishing yourself, but in a different way
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despicable me 2 was okay, but they really jumped the shark with DM3. a twin brother? c’mon.
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# ? Sep 1, 2024 03:01 |
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Poopernickel posted:
what's up mid 30s dad? actually it's good because my friends had them a couple of years in advance so a) we got to extend our 20s into our 30s with respect to irresponsible levels of drinking and b) we've been given poo poo loads of baby clothes and useful stuff, like who knew babies need a special bath? Not this guy!
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