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This is a very good thread idea, op. Part of the reason I love this dumb sport is the insanely bad decisions made by virtually everyone involved so a partial list off the top of my head:
I’m sure I can recall loads more since my brain exclusively holds useless info like this instead of my children’s birthdays.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 19:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:56 |
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There's a whole genre of food-related ones: - Crouchie having his nachos - Giroud Twix in the bum - Pizzagate in the tunnel - Dodgy food for Spurs's team before last game of the season - Rooney's diet in general, plus a pack of fags - Fat Sam and his pint of wine e: drat you, vyelkin
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 19:58 |
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trem_two posted:I can't remember when or where it happened (Anfield?) but there was a time when some player went flying over the ad hoarding into the front row, and an old man sitting there just has a pleasant chuckle and pulls out his camera to snap some photos of the player lying there. That always makes me lol. Found it!
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 20:04 |
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Thank you, that's what I immediately thought of but I couldn't find it to save my life Class.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 20:24 |
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https://youtu.be/EOgTCbz-XmU
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 05:55 |
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the sex ghost posted:Wenger finally caving to the demand for more signings by signing a 32 year old Kim kallstrom with a broken spine Almost as funny as this was when he bought a 28-year old Squillacci who was incredibly poo poo.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 04:46 |
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 06:16 |
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Is this also the proper thread to talk about or post football poo poo you suddenly remember that makes you kind of horny? Because I often think about that presenter on that Chelsea fan channel or whatever it is, I don't even know. Also, this kind of covers both topics but the TRP WC hot shots thread that were prohibited due to excessive perceived sexism and horniness is still funny to me.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 06:21 |
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Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror football writer]? Simon Bird: Me. Joe Kinnear: You’re a oval office. Simon Bird: Thank you.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 15:27 |
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JollyBoyJohn posted:When Rodney Sneijder brother of Wesley moved to Dundee United, had one game and realised Dundee wasn't as pretty as the Netherlands before booking it back home
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 15:15 |
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 15:17 |
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e: ffs gifs not working on Awful App
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 14:35 |
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There could probably be a whole subcategory dedicated to him, but “Gazza and the Two Fish”: https://youtu.be/u5JC-Evp4bc
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 15:28 |
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That reminds me: Also lol at that being the house Klopp stayed in when he first moved there and the picture was still there.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 05:29 |
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This forever and ever https://i.imgur.com/uvqLDtu.gifv
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 04:39 |
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This legend
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 05:58 |
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David Moyes’ tenure at Manchester United had loads of funny poo poo it’s so hard to choose, but I think my vote would be paying more than Fellaini’s release clause (that Moyes himself might have had put in) after it expired. This is kind of a twofer since I’m pretty sure Woodward was involved as well.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 20:52 |
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The time a guy submitted his CV based upon FM wins to an managerial opening at Middlesborough and got an official response back from the club chairman:an absolute legend posted:Dear Mr Gibson The official response: Middlesborough Chairman Steve Gibson posted:Dear John http://www.commonside.eclipse.co.uk/job/managers%20job.htm
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 20:10 |
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vyelkin posted:that time Memphis Depay tried to head a football
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 21:22 |
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Colin Wanker
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 02:32 |
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Peter Crouch is a good lad https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/876846713163718656?s=21 Also his answer when someone asked if what he would be if he wasn’t a professional footballer was: “probably a virgin.”
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 14:04 |
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Any and every time England have been in a penalty shootout.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 02:52 |
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 22:17 |
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Andy Carroll's transfer fee to Liverpool was £35,000,012
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 23:00 |
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Paul Pogba practicing his trademarked celebrations during warmup before a game.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 07:58 |
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Eric Cantonese posted:This happened? Can't find the video but yeah
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 15:37 |
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Mes que un PR Release
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 05:28 |
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Sex ghost mentioning Wigan in another thread made me think of Amir Zaki banging em in for fun that one season on loan there, then he refused to come back after international duty and Steve Bruce said he was “the most unprofessional player” he’s ever dealt with.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2021 19:30 |
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(@)Y(@)
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 20:38 |
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I don’t remember what tournament or game this was from but makes me lol every time
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 16:03 |
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the sex ghost posted:Just remembered Malky Mackay's text saying of a club secretary that he'd love 'a bounce on her falsies' His various slurs towards multiple races and creeds was also a highlight. Not actually Malky but he does eerily resemble him - this photo of Paul Jewell was in my "WTF Football Images" folder along with the England-fan-bhole-pub-celebration picture Slightly
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 04:30 |
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Definitely think about this tweet every now and then and do a lol
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 17:19 |
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Was just reminiscing with GD about this one, you picked the wrong version though https://youtu.be/1Qknteb8Klo
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 19:37 |
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More like The Grave
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 16:57 |
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I still think about this every now and then and do a lol. "Spot Ronaldo"
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 04:20 |
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 00:13 |
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blue footed boobie posted:Speaking of funny World Cup things, France going on strike in 2010 by getting into their bus and refusing to come out. French national team drama is best drama. This has been foretold based upon astrological signs read by Raymond Domenech.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 01:01 |
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Couldn't sleep last night and for some reason, the Rio Ferdinand drugs test incident popped into my head and made me chuckle
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 15:21 |
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Completely unrelated but also Portsmouth winning the FA Cup while getting relegated in the same season, leading to the only time a lower division England side were in the Europa league.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 15:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:56 |
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itt post funny football poo poo you misremember apparently
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 18:35 |