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Can I buy lotto tickets online? 850 million isn't enough to make me leave my goon lair.
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Wifi Toilet posted:Can I buy lotto tickets online? 850 million isn't enough to make me leave my goon lair. Depends on the state.
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Jan 21, 2021 22:11
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Wifi Toilet posted:Can I buy lotto tickets online? 850 million isn't enough to make me leave my goon lair. Just give me your numbers and I'll buy them for you.
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Jan 21, 2021 22:30
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i bought some mega millions draws today if i win the jackpot i will buy the OP plat if i lose, at least i live in a state where all the proceeds to towards funding public schools
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Jan 21, 2021 22:31
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If I win I will give every poster in this thread $1000 and a years supply of Monster Slim Jim Tabasco Flavor.
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Jan 21, 2021 22:40
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I think if I won I'd set up some kind of trust for my friends and family so they get a nice annual income and donate to causes I like, then develop fetishes that are even grosser and more horrific than my current ones.Chinatown posted:If I win I will give every poster in this thread $1000 and a years supply of Monster Slim Jim Tabasco Flavor. That'd be nice.
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Jan 21, 2021 22:43
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i could get one of those spaghetti serving utensils
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Jan 21, 2021 22:50
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Chinatown posted:If I win I will give every poster in this thread $1000 and a years supply of Monster Slim Jim Tabasco Flavor. Finally tempted to post in this thread
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Jan 21, 2021 22:51
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christmas boots posted:At the press conference either do the Bilbo speech and then vanish into thin air or announce that you’ve hidden all your lottery winnings in one piece and encouraging everyone to try and find it before dramatically killing yourself on the air Here's how the story goes we find out There's a treasure in the grand line there's no doubt
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Jan 21, 2021 23:39
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Ah gently caress it, here's my number. Wouldn't it be funny if my numbers actually does comes up? Haha. Like that would be a dumb thing for me to go around posting that I won the jackpot haha
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Jan 22, 2021 23:28
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Should I go get a ticket because I kind of want to, but the nearest place is like... 35 minutes away round trip.
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Jan 22, 2021 23:29
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Chinatown posted:If I win I will give every poster in this thread $1000 and a years supply of Monster Slim Jim Tabasco Flavor. If I win, imma buy SA and delete all AVs and gangtags. Buy them again and make me a little bit richer!
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Jan 23, 2021 00:21
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Chinatown posted:If I win I will give every poster in this thread $1000 and a years supply of Monster Slim Jim Tabasco Flavor. Buddy, you couldn't even afford my Slim Jims alone.
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Jan 23, 2021 00:46
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I'd have a fully staffed, 24/7 sno-cone cart in my kitchen. Visitors would have to pay fair market value for theirs, though.
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Jan 23, 2021 00:48
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If we all kept our shits and turds in a large sack or hesco or some poo poo from birth and then it was weighed? and had a dollar vLUE FOR SOME REASON We all might be millionaires
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Jan 23, 2021 00:51
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i’d pretty much live a more comfortable version of my life now, with the addition of course of a small army of bikini ladies to feed me chicken wings (really messy ones, like one ladies whole job is handing out wet naps)
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Jan 23, 2021 01:01
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Sorry, I bought a ticket. I know you all wanted to win.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:47
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Halloween Liker posted:If we all kept our shits and turds in a large sack or hesco or some poo poo from birth and then it was weighed? I think that's the plot to some Korean cartoon.
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Jan 23, 2021 04:06
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I bought five numbers. I already beat Disco Elysium twice and working until I'm dead with two weeks off a year living in a strip mall looking at a screen skipping ad in 5 forever is no longer palatable. (Mod edited) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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Jan 23, 2021 04:27
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kntfkr posted:(Mod edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oneyb2mB-1M Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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Jan 23, 2021 04:58
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Found that poop based economy movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7bAC2Y_XI
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Jan 23, 2021 05:12
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I didnt win edit: or did I?!
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Jan 23, 2021 05:21
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If I win, I'm going to the dentist. In New Zealand, heyooo
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Jan 23, 2021 05:25
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If I win I'm buying only the best gasoline
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Jan 23, 2021 05:30
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reads like a bunch of advice from a poor
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Jan 23, 2021 06:48
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Outpost22 posted:Someone post the gif with the odds that you will win, you know the one https://www.cuandomevaatocar.com/en/ good luck 
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Jan 23, 2021 09:35
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I stacked the odds in my favor by buying FIVE draws and i didnt even win! This poo poo is rigged! STOP THE STEAL!!!!
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Jan 23, 2021 13:13
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I'd probably buy a turkey sandwich. Maybe two turkey sandwiches.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:18
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i got hosed. by the balls.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:21
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Definitely start a crazy utopian sex cult
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Jan 23, 2021 14:38
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gently caress yeah! I spent like 30 minutes trying different combinations before I finally got one that gave me a winning number within 3 years! BRB, buying some tickets
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Jan 23, 2021 19:12
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lil Wayne needs to update ‘a milli’ to ‘a billi’
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Jan 23, 2021 19:19
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I really wish this let us simulate with multiple tickets.
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Some dude in Michigan won. Michigan seems to get a ton of lottery winners relative to its size. I'd like to say we're lucky, but really we just make really bad purchasing decisions.
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