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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Hello all, it's that time of every four years: Presidential Pardon Bingo!

How it works:

1. Get your card here: https://mfbc.us/m/qpr2rr

2. Post your card in the thread, and see if you are the big winner! I will give out a forum upgrade to the first player with a legit bingo, as judged by me. You must post your card before the news of the pardons breaks.

3. Do not edit your post with your card. If you do, you will be disqualified.

Did I run out of cards at that link? Sorry, you are not eligible for the prize, but feel free to play along by generating your own more entertaining card.

Example card:




Entries:

Xelkelvos


Gervasius


Ignatius M. Meen


Pennfalath


Epinephrine
https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=511772082

Flayer

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jan 19, 2021

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Cabbages and Kings posted:

what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR? :suspense:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3945300

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I am swamped and do not have time to even edit the OP folks, but just don't edit your posts with your images and you're good. Winner will be first person with a valid winning card in order of entry.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
For the record, pardon details are starting to leak, but I will be waiting until everything's public and official (and likely until I'm off work tomorrow) to award prizes.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
No one has a bingo. Thank you all for playing.

In accordance with the rules, I will instead be donating the $10 to the border wall project.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

ephori posted:

Holy lol he pardoned the guy who stole the self-driving tech from Google and sold it to Uber, what the gently caress?!

This was extremely transparently a series of bribes.

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