what are you getting pardoned for?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > what are you getting pardoned for?

Cobalt-60: Oct 11, 2016; by Azathoth

I said "liberal" when i should have said "leftist." Oh wait, that's for the NEXT pardon day.

Uhhh...I didn't take off my hat during the national anthem. In my defense, I was holding two beers.

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Cobalt-60: Oct 11, 2016; by Azathoth

Unironically enjoyed a thing.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 21:04

Cobalt-60: Oct 11, 2016; by Azathoth

NIAGARA FALLS!

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 14:20

Cobalt-60: Oct 11, 2016; by Azathoth

I ate an entire pizza in front of my dog without sharing.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 04:45

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