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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


When will the cast go to space?

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

Yay




Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When will the cast go to space?

I mean, they tried to. Remember the time that organ harvesting cult leader built that rocket?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I mean, they tried to. Remember the time that organ harvesting cult leader built that rocket?

Yeah but wasn’t that like a Dare Devil rocket? Not a real rocket ship.

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!


Don't forget that Archie had a felony conviction and prison time on his resume before he leaves HS too. Where he banded together the youthful inmates with a game of football because he's actually a diplomat using physicality.

Also kinda crazy that he would turn down a fuckin FULL RIDE to the Naval Academy, but sure why not let's just join the army i guess.

This show is bonkers and it doesn't matter at all.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Remember that time a bunch of nuns were involved in a drug ring and got kids into drugs by getting them to play D&D?

Those were the early days, before the show became as insane as it is now.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

Yay




Quote-Unquote posted:

Remember that time a bunch of nuns were involved in a drug ring and got kids into drugs by getting them to play D&D?

Those were the early days, before the show became as insane as it is now.

And then those nuns committed ritualistic mass suicide.

What's the body count for this show? Has anyone gone through and counted how many people have died?

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks


The Notorious ZSB posted:

Also kinda crazy that he would turn down a fuckin FULL RIDE to the Naval Academy, but sure why not let's just join the army i guess.

Archie has huge enlisted energy tho so it makes sense.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


Don't forget, those nuns also operated as the local conversion therapy center, completely unrelated to their cult and drug network. (ed: and an orphanage, which apparently never mixed with any of their other endeavours.)

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

What's the body count for this show? Has anyone gone through and counted how many people have died?
Doesn't include unconfirmed deaths (e.g. the killer Veronica burned, the Ghoulies the Poisons shot) and it's a couple of episodes behind, but https://riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Deaths_(Riverdale) has the tally at 79.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

My cause is just...my will is strong...and my gun is very, very large!




Where I'm from nuns were selling children and working their mothers to death as slaves so most of the nun hijinks in Riverdale got a "Yeah, sound's right" from me.

At some point character's were calling Riverdale the murder capitol of the US. Even Sabrina who was currently dealing with the lords of Hell got super nervous when she had to go get something from Riverdale

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Calling it now, Mothman is the father of Toni's baby.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

You know it’s Hirem.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

GreenNight posted:

You know it’s Hirem.

Hiram was a Mothman alien several decades ago?

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


All I know about Hiram is he loves the great taste and iconic crunch of classic nacho cheese Doritos™.


Actually, I have a question about his plan: he already owns/owned most of Riverdale, right? That was the driving force behind nearly every plot of the last two seasons or so. If you already own a town, why shutter it to try to start a new town a few miles away? Why not just make the town you already own better? He could still price it out of the market for the locals, while surely saving a substantial amount from not having to, y'know, build a whole new town.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

pressedbunny posted:

All I know about Hiram is he loves the great taste and iconic crunch of classic nacho cheese Doritos™.


Actually, I have a question about his plan: he already owns/owned most of Riverdale, right? That was the driving force behind nearly every plot of the last two seasons or so. If you already own a town, why shutter it to try to start a new town a few miles away? Why not just make the town you already own better? He could still price it out of the market for the locals, while surely saving a substantial amount from not having to, y'know, build a whole new town.

That seems sort of realistic to me. He just knows how to run a town like a business.
He's the sort of CEO who runs a business into the ground and migrates to the competition before it goes belly up.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

Yay




Riverdale: This season there's aliens. Deal with it fuckers.

pressedbunny posted:

All I know about Hiram is he loves the great taste and iconic crunch of classic nacho cheese Doritos™.


Actually, I have a question about his plan: he already owns/owned most of Riverdale, right? That was the driving force behind nearly every plot of the last two seasons or so. If you already own a town, why shutter it to try to start a new town a few miles away? Why not just make the town you already own better? He could still price it out of the market for the locals, while surely saving a substantial amount from not having to, y'know, build a whole new town.

Yeah, Hiram could have made a mint gentrifying Riverdale. It's close enough to New York that you can commute there for work (I mean, at least it is this season) that's a great location for a hyper rich suburb. Just have all the businesses you own jack up the prices, get your hired goons to run the local gangs out of town, then bulldoze the suburbs and start building bougie mcmansions.

That would have been the smart thing to do, but Hiram isn't smart which is why his plans are constantly thwarted by the world's dumbest redhead.

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.

He needs the town abandoned so he can dig for buried treasure.

Magic Mango
Aug 31, 2006

Only fools are enslaved by time and space.

I love Riverdale x Mothman. This is even better than Edgar’s rocket.

Also, Archie and those kids were all wearing “Riverdale RROTC” shirts, but doesn’t the first R stand for Riverdale already? Archie dumb, I guess.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

drat Riverdale RROTC, NIC cards, and ATM machines.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)




The Vosgian Beast posted:

Calling it now, Mothman is the father of Toni's baby.

The fakeout is that Sheriff Keller is the Mothman.

but Toni is definitely carrying the baby of Kevin and Fangs. The thing that sealed that for me was how Kevin was weeping openly at karaoke night. I love this stupid show a lot.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



pressedbunny posted:

I've watched every single episode and I know I could not explain it.

It's not possible. I've tried.

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


I loving love Doritos-chomping villains and I will not be shamed!

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009







Those teaching montages sucked. Have none of the writers seen The Substitute?

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

My cause is just...my will is strong...and my gun is very, very large!




I haven't seen the whole episode yet but this Mr Dryfus guy has a massive metal bionicle in his garden and it rules

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