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Pahilla the Hun

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calmly i stroll through the door of the dojo. i flip the sign on the door from OPEN to CLOSED. as the sensai comes out to inquire as to what's the goings-on, i hit up Frankie on the Nextel.

*bleepbleep* "dump it" i say

through the giant glass pane windows of the dojo--collateral damage--comes the business end of a cement truck. i see all the ninjas trying with futility to kick and chop the steady gush of stinky rock water, but it overtakes them. as the mud pours in i cackle and scream "break THAT, you kung fuin motherfu-" and then darkness.

i take one last breath, and my lungs are concrete.

:synpa: <-- this one is for Manifisto


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

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Vei
and people wonder why housing is so unaffordable.............. sm darn h

xcheopis


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art :smuggo:

Heather Papps

hello friend


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-3clh_9p8
these kung fu gangs keep escalating!!! what's next? flying a gosh darned plane into my worksite?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

biosterous




idk i didn't see anyone do a martial art in that video, this might be a false positive

also there's not way that building complex was anywhere up to code, like, any part of it. this might have been an act of public service, actually



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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