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so far this year Satan took the form of this woman in Provo, Utah and assaulted a 7-11 clerk with a metal baseball bat. in New York, Poughkeepsies Witchcraft District a mysterious arsonist burned down the Witch House, a popular gathering place for satanists once owned by satanic priest Joe Netherworld
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 08:40 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:39 |
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you only on satan one? maybe three on a good day
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 08:48 |
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And this is what the devil does He grants us virtues to expand his kingdom God with his lack of knowledge, does not understand this truth and apose of it with false thoughts and prayers Satan, Satan, Satan our lord and master I acknowledge thee as my god and prince I promise to serve and obey thee as long as I shall live I renounce the other god and all the saints Satan, Satan, I promise thee that I will do as much evil as I can I will draw everyone else to evil I won't fail to serve and adore thee I give you my life and soul
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 09:17 |
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shouldn't a satanic house of worship be on fire at all times?
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 09:31 |
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hailsatan2021
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 09:57 |
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(II) The Demon Regent Asmodeus Symmetry becomes it. Come to ruin our impending feast, a presence that nourishes suffering. All things below voice his burning name. His turmoil offers only truth in which longer moments live. Let consciousness recapture the flicker it saw then. Torch our continuity of thought now until that mind evaporates. Lust after shadows in us, rend that lace of promises broken and white lies, regard our love of wreckage, the way our heads thunder approaching that warning pulse and temple of throbbing light that is Asmodeus. Asmodeus is that light throbbing of temple and pulse warning that approaching thunder heads our way. the wreckage of love, our regard lies white and broken, promises of lace that rend us in shadow, after lust evaporates. Mind that until now thought of continuity, our torch, then saw it flicker. The recapture, consciousness let live moments longer, which, in truth, only offers turmoil. His name burning, his voice below things. All suffering nourishes that presence. A feast impending. Our ruin to come. It becomes symmetry. -Alan Moore *Moon and Serpent Grand Egyptian Theater of Marvels*
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 09:58 |
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Devil gay
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 10:14 |
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"It is dangerous to gather flowers that grow on the banks of the pit of hell, for fear of falling in; yea, they which play with the devil’s rattles will be brought by degrees to wield his sword; and from making of sport, they come to doing of mischief." So basically you get a free sword and gently caress poo poo up on the real! What's a rattle?
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 11:27 |
Zeal and Ardor is a pretty fun band, OP.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 11:45 |
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hail satan so what
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 12:35 |
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StoryTime posted:What's a rattle? Like literally a baby's rattle. Entertainment used to be much harder to come by.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 12:37 |
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Ugh stanists are sooo lame
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 13:29 |
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Xaintrailles posted:Like literally a baby's rattle. Entertainment used to be much harder to come by. I think we all know who to thank for all the rock music and roleplaying games that fixed that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 13:34 |
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p sure I went to rehab w/this dude.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:06 |
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Hail seitan.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:10 |
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Satan is just alright with me
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:19 |
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Someone Always There And Nice
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:26 |
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Hail seitan. Hail seitan, the bringer of superior meat substitute!
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:27 |
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COME ON DOWN TO DONNY SATAN'S DISCOUNT! WE HAVE OVERSTOCK OF HEATHENS, EVERYONE MUST GO! PRICES SLASHED ON LIZARDS. WE HAVE SO MANY SNAKES THEY'RE COMING OUT OUR EARS!
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:36 |
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Hell Yeah
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:36 |
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Satan is real, and is the good guy. The real bad guy is an evil force that created everything. Look how fragile your body is and how easily it breaks. It was a force of evil that took you, a being of pure energy, and trapped it inside of living meat that feels pain at the slightest upset. The snake is the good guy, the being of knowledge that tries to tell us the truth. But the bad guy - the "creator" - pulled the best trick of all, which is to make us cling to our bodies and want to survive at all costs, even though we won't really survive, while at the same time convincing everyone that he is the "creator", the good guy who loves all beings, while the force that tries to tell us the truth of what happened and the evil of the creator gets labeled as "Satan" - the greatest liar and force of evil. It should be easy to see the reverse is true. A child could see it. Hail Satan.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:37 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:40 |
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Satan took me on a date and then smooched me goodnight and then the next night called me and we spent like an hour on the phone but neither of us really talked we just sat there in silence waiting for the other one to hang up but neither of us wanted to it was amazing I love satan
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:42 |
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All hail Stolas, commander of 26 legions of hell.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:45 |
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Wrong image. This is Stolas.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:47 |
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I'm all for Satan but satanists are cosplaying libertarians lol
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 15:55 |
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central dogma posted:Wrong image. This is Stolas.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:05 |
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Why his peepee on hims belly
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:08 |
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Les Os posted:so far this year Satan took the form of this woman in Provo, Utah and assaulted a 7-11 clerk with a metal baseball bat. Call that a sneer? This bitch ain't even a crab on a hair on the devil's butthole. quote:New York, Poughkeepsies Witchcraft District a mysterious arsonist burned down the Witch House, a popular gathering place for satanists once owned by satanic priest Joe Netherworld. As a lover of both history and Lovecraft, I find that a great shame. If a misguided fundamentalist specimen of my brethren was the culprit, they should be locked in a cell with the "baseball bat Satan" and taught a lesson they'll still remember on Judgement Day. But more likely the fire was started by some sad addict breaking in and falling asleep while smoking their crack or hash pipe. OP, I like the episodic nature of your post, and am waiting for you to turn up further news snippets providing overwhelming indirect evidence for the stirrings of horrible dark forces aeons old, prompting you to go and investigate, barely escaping with your life from disturbing eldritch creatures and foul dark acolytes practising the filthiest of inhuman rites. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jan 29, 2021 |
# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:15 |
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The thing to remember about light and darkness is they both immaterial concepts and as such, both seek the destruction of the material world for different reasons.
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:13 |
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Satam
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# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:15 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:Satan is real, and is the good guy. Surprisingly close to my actual idea of God and Satan.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 12:53 |
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What is this, edgy teens MySpace ?!
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:06 |
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I looked at the Etsy shop of the witches who manage the Poughkeepsie Witchcraft market and it need improvement
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:18 |
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Idle hands are the Devil's plaything. Turns out he really likes to jack me off. He's OK.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:34 |
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The acceptable terminology is "tugging"
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:57 |
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jan 31, 2021 |
# ? Jan 30, 2021 15:08 |
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"Uncensored donkey dongs" is the best probation reason I've ever seen.
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 22:43 |
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HAIL SATIN!
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# ? Jan 31, 2021 23:23 |
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Netflix’s live action Megg Mogg and Owl series looking good
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