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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
There's lots of things that people have designed and made that could be improved, enhanced. done BETTER

If you have any ideas please share them here!

My enhancement on an existing every day item is...


Its a toilet roll, its the same dimensions, fits on all current toilet roll holders. BUT its split into 3 independent DIFFERENTLY TEXTURED rolls not attached to each other so you can choose one texture or use a bit of each.

Pictures may help explain...

The idea


But its actually spit so you can use a bit of each, and not have to use 3 textures at once.


Still all fit at once on the standard home toilet paper holder.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my idea is to take a smart phone and then throw it in an active volcano



Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
everyone should do this, just to be clear

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy


Yesssssss

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bidet that's also a coffee machine :morning:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
pretty much every kitchen appliance can be improved by adding a built-in fleshlight

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Even the blender :unsmigghh:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Regular dogs, except they're giant and they can sing.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp

Halloween Liker posted:

There's lots of things that people have designed and made that could be improved, enhanced. done BETTER

If you have any ideas please share them here!

My enhancement on an existing every day item is...


Its a toilet roll, its the same dimensions, fits on all current toilet roll holders. BUT its split into 3 independent DIFFERENTLY TEXTURED rolls not attached to each other so you can choose one texture or use a bit of each.

Pictures may help explain...

The idea


But its actually spit so you can use a bit of each, and not have to use 3 textures at once.


Still all fit at once on the standard home toilet paper holder.

I keep wiping but your posts are still here

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp
A drone but instead of taking off the blades shatter, injuring the person who was trying to fly a drone at the park and ruin everyone elses' good time with whining drone noise

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


A blender that doesn’t have a spinning blade. When you turn it on it just powers up for 5 minutes then makes one extremely strong cut.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

deedee megadoodoo posted:

A blender that doesn’t have a spinning blade. When you turn it on it just powers up for 5 minutes then makes one extremely strong cut.



?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
They should replace the outdated steering wheel/pedal/gear stick configuration with PS4 controllers in cars.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why the gently caress would I want harsh toilet paper in any instance?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Why the gently caress would I want harsh toilet paper in any instance?

Don't kink shame.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Why the gently caress would I want harsh toilet paper in any instance?

Harsh toilet paper to smooth my hard calloused butthole.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
it's harsh, soft/smooth, or normal and there's a hidden meat tray

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp

egg_dog posted:

it's harsh, soft/smooth, or normal and there's a hidden meat tray



:stare::barf::stare:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A BALLDO but with a variety of colors , textures etc

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes, but they have powerful speakers in them that play the super racist audio from Hulk Hogan's sex tape until you walk 5 miles. This is to help motivate you to get your steps in quickly.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A PS5 that is available for sale at retail.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

egg_dog posted:

it's harsh, soft/smooth, or normal and there's a hidden meat tray



Seems I've got a lot of looking at this to do.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Hidden meat tray is just a rebranding of the glory hole

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

A PS5 that is available for sale at retail.

same but it, also, has a hidden meat compartment.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A basketball but it’s pinched in the middle so it’s like a 2 ball 3D figure 8. Suddenly dribbling is a thinking man’s game. :hmmyes:

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Secret meat tray with a second, more secret meat tray hidden in it. I'm not doing an image of this.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Krogan Balldo! Share your Balldo(tm) experience with your best friend!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

Krogan Balldo! Share your Balldo(tm) experience with your best friend!

I’m Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite BALLDO on the Citadel

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
posting on topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebIOAaPhhU

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Why the gently caress would I want harsh toilet paper in any instance?

Don't you know how sandpaper? First you use the rough paper to get rid of the big chunks, then increase the smoothness gradually for a nice and shiny rear end in a top hat.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Cats, but they actually like wearing clothes and hats, and don't immediately fall on their sides when you put stuff on them.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
The need to make dicks taste worse so I stop inhaling them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Alternatively, movie theatre butter flavor for dicks so no one feels like they're missing the movie going experience when sucking dick during one.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Big Beef City posted:

Alternatively, movie theatre butter flavor for dicks so no one feels like they're missing the movie going experience when sucking dick during one.

STOP MAKING DICKS EVEN TASTIER I HAVE A loving PROBLEM

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mooey Cow posted:

Don't you know how sandpaper? First you use the rough paper to get rid of the big chunks, then increase the smoothness gradually for a nice and shiny rear end in a top hat.

Which brings us to sandtoiletpaper. And, of course, an orbital radial toilet sander.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Alternatively, movie theatre butter flavor for dicks so no one feels like they're missing the movie going experience when sucking dick during one.

Just have your dick poking through the bottom of the popcorn bag like nature intended.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


A fleshlight made of gummy candy so you can eat it after you’re done.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Why the gently caress would I want harsh toilet paper in any instance?

Better for actually removing poo poo which the soft stuff just glides right over. So I assume (I'm not the inventor here) that depending on how the poop feels coming out and how the rear end in a top hat in situated, you choose between the types

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A bidet but it’s a waterpik too so you can be fresh at both ends in half the time

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