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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:a balldo with a built-in GoPro A butt plug with a rear view camera that connects to your google glass eyewear so you can see if anyone is sneaking up behind you
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Jan 31, 2021 20:01
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I want a pet that's like an ape but is the size of a small dog and doesn't rip off faces. Like a chill little person that isn't a baby and doesn't poo poo on the floor.
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Jan 31, 2021 20:06
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That sounds... problematic on a lot of levels
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Jan 31, 2021 20:08
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Sex doll but extremely overweight and with the ability to be fed.
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Jan 31, 2021 20:13
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A Tesla car, but with with an internal combustion engine from the 1950s.
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Jan 31, 2021 20:28
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Self-flipping spatula
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Jan 31, 2021 20:30
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Diapers that look like full length Levis so you can wear them without wearing pants or shorts on top.
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Jan 31, 2021 20:41
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Inzombiac posted:I want a pet that's like an ape but is the size of a small dog and doesn't rip off faces. i think you could train a monkey to poo poo in a litter box. they are pretty smart
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Jan 31, 2021 21:01
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A computer that is pre-loaded with internet porn.
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Jan 31, 2021 21:25
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Inzombiac posted:I want a pet that's like an ape but is the size of a small dog and doesn't rip off faces. Hire a good natured midget (not an incontinent one). Not that I'm saying they're like apes any more than the rest of us (defensively ptotects ankles).
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Jan 31, 2021 21:27
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bidet with built in smart phone capabilities.
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Jan 31, 2021 21:27
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Big Beef City posted:bidet with built in smart phone capabilities. I'm envisioning a deluxe toilet seat with combined bidet and seat warmer. Imagine starting to heat the toilet seat while you're in the way home from work. Bloody luxury. But what if it got an IOT virus and the bidet kept squirting while you were still making GBS threads, splashing filthy poo poo water everywhere.
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Jan 31, 2021 21:37
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A curved TV that also curves in at the top and bottom
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Jan 31, 2021 21:53
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Joe Biden with built in smart phone capabilities
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Jan 31, 2021 21:54
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BigBadSteve posted:I'm envisioning a deluxe toilet seat with combined bidet and seat warmer. Imagine starting to heat the toilet seat while you're in the way home from work. Bloody luxury. That is a feature not a bug
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Jan 31, 2021 21:56
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Wifi Light bulbs installed all throughout your house that are typical light temperature most of the time but for one day a month all emit black light to remind you of the vile conditions you live in, prompting a thorough cleaning.
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Jan 31, 2021 22:00
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Who What Now posted:Heterosexuality, but you do it with someone of the same gender. Bro I think you're on to something there
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Jan 31, 2021 22:05
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When Covid stops delivering backshots to these United States, we're gonna be starved for social activities. Now allow me to present to you an improvement to the humble act of masturbation: Instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk a buddy off and in exchange your buddy jerks YOU off. It's a little spicy, but the focus groups I ran this by absolutely rave about it.
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Jan 31, 2021 22:09
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Yvershek posted:A computer that is pre-loaded with internet porn. woods ipad
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Jan 31, 2021 22:10
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ForbiddenSock posted:When Covid stops delivering backshots to these United States, we're gonna be starved for social activities. I think you’re on to something here man. Like it’s crazy, but just crazy enough to work.
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Feb 1, 2021 03:40
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Omg go to bed. ill go to bed when you tuck me in COWARD.
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Feb 1, 2021 05:51
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Invisible clothes. Not clothes that make you invisible. Clothes that do not show. Sometimes you want to be a naturist and yet need a little extra warmth in winter.
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Feb 1, 2021 06:46
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cocaine you can drink
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Feb 1, 2021 06:50
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Mr_Companie posted:cocaine you can drink I'll one up you: meth milkshakes. Krokodil cookies Ketamine creams
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Feb 1, 2021 07:30
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:ill go to bed when you tuck me in COWARD. Every time I make a bunny nest for your feet you just wiggle it out!  How about clamming boots that have basketball treads and air pockets so you don’t have to change shoes to play basketball? Nobody’s thought of that yet! 
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Feb 1, 2021 08:31
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DicktheCat posted:I'll one up you: meth milkshakes. As a busy modern junkie I don't have time to take all these drugs and I just can't keep food down when I'm going through withdrawal. There has to be a better way.
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Feb 1, 2021 08:36
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Penis PRO Built-in tracking for strokes per minute (SPM), load size, boner level, etc
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Feb 1, 2021 13:48
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everyone knows of the President's daily brief, which includes critical information on developing situations worldwide everyone also knows of the President's briefs what if you could stay clued in to the most up-to-date top secret info, while also enjoying defecating yourself in style and comfort? presenting: the President's daily briefs! these high-thread-count absorbent adult diapers are covered with the juiciest diplomatic cables and international affairs, as well as with special carbon odor absorption particles subscribe for your monthly box of 30 with coupon code PRESIDENTAL now!
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Feb 1, 2021 14:24
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An edible water balloon. You fill it with cheap liquor and then it dissolves in your intestines for maximum inebriation
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Feb 1, 2021 14:36
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Who What Now posted:An edible water balloon. You fill it with cheap liquor and then it dissolves in your intestines for maximum inebriation https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/07/alcoholic-tide-pods-new-way-drink-whisky/
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Feb 1, 2021 16:38
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Alright so we have all these hard seltzers, hard lemonades, but.. why don’t we have a hard SOUP? Imagine sitting at a bar. Do you want to order food and booze separate? No you don’t! You want to sit at the bar and eat soup that gets you drunk. You’re chillin at home with your buddies, do you want to drink a 6 pack and then go out and get food and THEN get diarrhea? No, you want to do that poo poo all at the same time. So? Bust open a can of hard soup! Suck that poo poo down, party your rear end off. 
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Feb 2, 2021 08:38
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Boob jobs.. big boobs.. hmmmm what if there was a boob transplant where you could swap boobs with a friend? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Boob jobs.. big boobs.. hmmmm what if there was a boob transplant where you could swap boobs with a friend? Or install an additional set for redundancy?
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Feb 4, 2021 04:19
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like a shower but the showerhead is on a rail and it spins around as u shower. the human dishwasher
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Internet forums, but OP can't post.
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Feb 4, 2021 05:24
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Fireworks for dogs
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Feb 4, 2021 05:41
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Mozi posted:... presenting: the President's daily briefs! If they had Trump's head printed on the inside I'd def. buy them and poo poo my guts out.
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Pesticide with long lasting fresh or holiday scent.
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