do you grok the zeitgeist?

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

well, fucker?

# ? Jan 30, 2021 03:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:55

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i have always groked the zeitgeist and you loving know it

# ? Jan 30, 2021 03:37

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

sharif don�t like it

# ? Jan 30, 2021 04:10

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

2014 yospos is back, baby!

# ? Jan 30, 2021 04:16

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdRWayjM8ps

# ? Jan 30, 2021 04:23

my homie dhall: Dec 9, 2010; honey, oh please, it's just a machine

the zeitgeist groker has logged on

# ? Jan 30, 2021 04:27

fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

not for no 20$ i dont.

you want me to �grok the zeitgeist� its gonna cost you 140$ minimum. 200$ if you want me to act happy about it.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 04:59

matti: Mar 31, 2019

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdRWayjM8ps

thanks i was looking for this earlier

# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:16

matti: Mar 31, 2019

[i pronounce "cyber" with a k. i spell out all the acronyms. es goo el. jraphics interchange format

# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:21

matti: Mar 31, 2019

# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:22

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

The Management posted:

sharif don�t like it

# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:32

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

groker is a cool name for a frog

# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:33

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

no thanks, i�m trying to cut down

# ? Jan 30, 2021 07:12

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

tbh not really but thats fine

# ? Jan 30, 2021 07:16

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

The Management posted:

sharif don�t like it

# ? Jan 30, 2021 07:47

Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

"zeitgeist" is german for "time ghost"

# ? Jan 30, 2021 09:13

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

The Management posted:

sharif don�t like it

# ? Jan 30, 2021 11:25

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

the zeitgeist groks me

# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:05

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

I think I do, op, and let me tell you - it fuckin blows

# ? Jan 30, 2021 17:00

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

grokking the zeitgeist is a young person's game

# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:03

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

rotor posted:

i have always groked the zeitgeist and you loving know it

# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:28

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

eat poo poo zeitgeist grok doers

# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:29

fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014; MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

President Beep posted:

eat poo poo zeitgeist grok doers

that�ll be 1000$

5000$ if you want to watch

a mill if youre gonna film it.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:23

mystes: May 31, 2006

If you "grok the zeitgeist" in 2021 you probably do not actually grok the zeitgeist.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:49

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

*throws hat on floor and stomps on it*

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:49

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the zeitgeist that can be grokked is not the true zeitgeist

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:50

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I�m a �geist grokker

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:53

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

grok this *aggressively grabs crotch*

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:59

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

is this where we find out what�s wired, tired, or expired?

# ? Jan 31, 2021 00:07

Buck Turgidson: Feb 6, 2011; 𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

plugged in my iGrok but it won't charge hrlp

# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:21

N.Z.'s Champion: Jun 8, 2003; Yam Slacker

zeitgeist is german for lemon zest

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:04

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

zeitgeist is german for lemon zest

zesty morton

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:05

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

spice ghost

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:05

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

roast to roast

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:55

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

the old groking zeitgeist

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

when you�ve zeitgeisted but she still grokkin

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:46

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

ya i do

# ? Jan 31, 2021 08:03

Ice_2_c_u: Sep 13, 2002

i gluk gluk the zeitgeist if that�s what you mean

# ? Jan 31, 2021 15:49

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Put simply, grok is a way to match a line against a regular expression, map specific parts of the line into dedicated fields, and perform actions based on this mapping.

Built-in, there are over 200 Logstash patterns for filtering items such as words, numbers, and dates in AWS, Bacula, Bro, Linux-Syslog and more. If you cannot find the pattern you need, you can write your own custom pattern. There are also options for multiple match patterns, which simplifies the writing of expressions to capture log data.

Here is the basic syntax format for a Logstash grok filter:

%{SYNTAX:SEMANTIC}

The SYNTAX will designate the pattern in the text of each log. The SEMANTIC will be the identifying mark that you actually give that syntax in your parsed logs. In other words:

%{PATTERN:FieldName}

This will match the predefined pattern and map it to a specific identifying field.

For example, a pattern like 127.0.0.1 will match the Grok IP pattern, usually an IPv4 pattern.

Grok has separate IPv4 and IPv6 patterns, but they can be filtered together with the syntax IP.

This standard pattern is as follows:

IPV4 (?<![0-9])(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[0-1]?[0-9]{1,2})[.](?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[0-1]?[0-9]{1,2})[.](?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[0-1]?[0-9]{1,2})[.](?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[0-1]?[0-9]{1,2}))(?![0-9])

Pretending there was no unifying IP syntax, you would simply grok both with the same semantic field name:

%{IPv4:Client IP} %{IPv6:Client IP}

Again, just use the IP syntax, unless for any reason you want to separate these respective addresses into separate fields.

Since grok is essentially based upon a combination of regular expressions, you can also create your own custom regex-based grok filter with this pattern:

(?<custom_field>custom pattern)

For example:

(?\d\d-\d\d-\d\d)

This grok pattern will match the regex of 22-22-22 (or any other digit) to the field name.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 16:31

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:55

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

zug zug

# ? Jan 31, 2021 17:16

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