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Make a big pot of mole and pour it on everything
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 00:24 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:02 |
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Go ask GWS if you haven’t already. If you’ve got a wet grinder, you can go about making actual chocolate, and if you’ve got alcohol, you can make some pretty good chocolate liquor. Grab a rum or something, drop in some crushed beans for a few weeks, filter it, sweeten if you wanna, let it age for a month or four, force it on your houseguests.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 00:30 |
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When chocolate first started being imported to Europe, sometimes pirates would board the shipment vessels and be very surprised to find that the cargo was nothing they were familiar with, and it looked and tasted like goat droppings.
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 04:22 |
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I know they are up your rear end already, and you only created this thread for validation
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 06:09 |
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The Alchemist posted:I know they are up your rear end already, and you only created this thread for validation
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 06:16 |
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Wamdoodle posted:put thm in ur butte
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# ? Feb 2, 2021 06:37 |
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found this accusation at opSteadiman posted:Literally a person who's never had to face consequences in her life for anything, cannot comprehend it at all.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 00:54 |
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gimme them beans
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 01:45 |
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I’m awaiting OP’s decision with bated breath
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:43 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:found this accusation at op Aha! So that's where the cocoa came from!
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:43 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Aha! So that's where the cocoa came from!
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 04:55 |
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Boil em Mash em Shove em up your butt
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 15:09 |
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Okay, so it looks like they're dried/roasted already. Here are my sacks I have 30 of them. 30 sacks. No one ever asked about my sacks. LOOK AT THEM: Here was the first beany I found: As I've been working through sacks so far I've got this many beans: Still taking suggestions for non-butt things to do with them. So far I've gone through....five sacks...so it would seem I have a while before I do anything with these funky beans..
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 16:26 |
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20 beans in 5 sacks. 25 sacks. So 500 beans tahts a lot of beans
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 16:53 |
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Turn your sacks into fashionable clothing.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 16:54 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Turn your sacks into fashionable clothing. lol if you think I haven't already made myself a messenger bag with one. Others are getting broken down into smaller sacks for gardening this year.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 16:55 |
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I anticipate these sacks are gonna end up on Etsy as part of some overpriced low quality project of which they were not designed for.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 16:57 |
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They look roasted, so: make chocolate. If you have a really good blender (or a crappy blender you don't mind running for a while!) just blend those fuckres up and add some sugar and milk powder
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 17:06 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I anticipate these sacks are gonna end up on Etsy as part of some overpriced low quality project of which they were not designed for. Never! THESE SACKS ARE MINE DON'T YOU loving TOUCH THEM WITH YOUR DIRTY HANDS!!! But seriously, they are all pretty much earmarked for use in the near-ish future. There are a few that'll be leftovers but most have a destiny. Dog Kisser posted:They look roasted, so: make chocolate. If you have a really good blender (or a crappy blender you don't mind running for a while!) just blend those fuckres up and add some sugar and milk powder Is it really that easy? Because if it is I think this might be what I do. Do I have to remove the skins???
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 17:08 |
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Literally A Person posted:Is it really that easy? Because if it is I think this might be what I do. Do I have to remove the skins??? Yep, pretty much. Do remove the skins (I don't know if you need to but I did even though it's a pain in the rear end) and toss them in a blender. They'll grind down to fragments, then dust, then keep grinding and it'll turn to melty goop. You can eat it like that but it'll... taste bad until you sweeten it a bit.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:16 |
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Don't toss those skins. They are good for your garden.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:18 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Don't toss those skins. They are good for your garden. Also yes that
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:22 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Don't toss those skins. They are good for your garden. Don't do this if you have dogs.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:24 |
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Should have thrown the beans dude, now the demons of 2020 will follow you into the new year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36zBCA_no0
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:31 |
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Sgt. Politeness posted:Should have thrown the beans dude, now the demons of 2020 will follow you into the new year. Not again
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 19:09 |
Literally A Person posted:Okay, so it looks like they're dried/roasted already. A friend of mine is a spice importeur and we recently roasted some coffee beans as a lark. They're fun to nibble on if you've never had any before, they're really much more bitter than chocolate. I still say roast em, grind em, and use them for your cooking. Make a badass mole sauce now that I think about it, drat I wish I had some cocoa beans right now it's a wild world!
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 19:10 |
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Do the sacks smell good? You could make a backpack. Or a bike saddle.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:08 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Do the sacks smell good? You could make a backpack. Or a bike saddle. They smell p musty, actually. They had been stored outside covered but in the rain.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:21 |
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all the ones I've used so far I've laundered.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:21 |
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Literally A Person posted:lol if you think I haven't already made myself a messenger bag with one. You're thunking too small, a burlap bag makes for a perfect tunic.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:21 |
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Putte them into your mouthe and spitte them forthe whilst making the noise of a machined gunne
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:25 |
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Congrats on your collections of beans that were too moldy for the rats to eat
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:36 |
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Dog Kisser posted:They look roasted, so: make chocolate. If you have a really good blender (or a crappy blender you don't mind running for a while!) just blend those fuckres up and add some sugar and milk powder I think that when the harvest the beans they put them into piles and let them ferment, and that turns them brown. So unroasted cacao beans will still look brown. (I think!)
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:43 |
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Report OP for posting they're uncensored sacs
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 21:27 |
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Wamdoodle posted:Report OP for posting they're uncensored sacs Literally A Wayne Gretzky
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 21:30 |
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Literally A Person posted:all the ones I've used so far I've laundered.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 21:37 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:02 |
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Eat them OP Alternatively, throw them on the ground
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 21:40 |