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As of toilet downloading Robinhood while all the hullabaloo was commencing last week I am officially a member of the capitalist class. Naturally the first thing I'd like to do with my reserves of Call of Duty and movie magic moneys is stop shopping like a commoner and start shopping like the rich person I have always been deep down. Fellow goons of refinement may accompany me to online Rodeo Drive. One poor person is allowed, but only if they carry my hatbox.
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Back when I was a commoner I was a big DC Comics fan. Lucky for me, Swarovski, online purveyor of fine crystal swag, has an entire characters section. $29,500  $24,500 Batman is more appropriately expensive than Superman by an entire $5K, who can be seen by some as a stand-in for the working class. Fellow POW (People of Wealth) know.  This little guy is $12K. I hope when people see it in my home they too ask me, "What's up, Doc?" instead of what they might really be compelled to do, which is ask for money that I rightfully earned or otherwise inherited.  Hey, this guy has a TV show. I'm just kidding, I know who he is.  Hmm, a $495 Darth Vader ... the price is a little ... middle class. These all appeal to my sense of childlike wonder while also reinforcing my status as a Person of Wealth. If you see them on my shelves please do not let your children touch them. Otherwise I will cut off their hands with a scimitar.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:15
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I don't know what any of this is talking about. I'm too low class.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:15
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Real rich people don't buy things, they're given things so they'll be seen with them by non-riches.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:17
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I don't know what any of this is talking about. I'm too low class. Remove that hat from your avatar at once. Top hats are reserved for the landed gentry only. MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:17
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Feb 3, 2021 18:27
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What I wouldn't do for one of these babies: https://www.ebay.com/itm/Neo-Turf-M...0YAAMXQ5fVQ87Tv
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Feb 3, 2021 18:28
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I also went to the Bloomingdale's site because it features prominently in old-timey movies about rich people, and like those people I wish to depart these outlets with nothing fewer than 100 shopping bags full of high-end tasteful goods. This little guy is a $1.2K trash can. It's part of a set that also includes a cup for ya toothbrush. However, it's tough to decide between that set and this set.  Nah I'm just kidding this second set looks real hosed up. Like somebody made artifacted JPEGs of rocks into a design.  This is a pretty nice vase. I can't believe you can get this stuff shipped to your house. Will it come via UPS? Will they know what treasures they hold in their commoner's hands, wearing their commoner's delivery pants?  Hahaha this rules, it's $5.9K. It's just a shark. When people see it in my estate they will know I am not to be hosed With.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:29
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Real rich people don't buy things, they're given things so they'll be seen with them by non-riches. Did I say I was gonna buy them? I meant they uhh, were gonna be handed down to me. By my wealthy great-uncle Game S. Top. Oh how we miss him so. Him and his stories and his lanyards and his collection of Attack on Titan Funko Pops on sale for $8 I mean uhhhhhhhh Now this looks like a horse you can have a conversation with. I would hang out with this horse over a regular poor any day. bossy lady posted:What I wouldn't do for one of these babies: Games of the finest vintage. Aged in a barrel. Has a nice oaky scent to it, probably.
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Feb 3, 2021 18:32
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Feb 3, 2021 18:34
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Feb 3, 2021 18:36
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Oh wait, this one is fifty dollars more. Sold. It's a little over 2' high. And comes with exchangeable hands!
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Feb 3, 2021 18:41
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Doc Fission posted:Oh wait, this one is fifty dollars more. Sold. you'll need to buy 27 of them to assemble into a full scale Joker
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Feb 3, 2021 18:59
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High class thread for dapper gentlemen posting. 
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Straight White Shark posted:you'll need to buy 27 of them to assemble into a full scale Joker This is a common misconception, as there are not enough 1/27 Jokers available in-game; it's just something the devs added for flavor rather than being part of a side quest.
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