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nut
Jul 30, 2019


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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007




Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!


Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

MageMage fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Feb 5, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!

Ok this is definitely the best submission so far.
Nobody will ever top this.


MageMage posted:

Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

That's the one I used.

And LOL his autograph is worth 6$. (I'm sure it's a staffer signing 'em but still)

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!

Sorry about the job.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003




Spazzle posted:

I'd just go with "My struggle"

I'm gonna take this back and go with "My Snuggles"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!


Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

holy poo poo lol

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019








Found a font for the logo:

https://famfonts.com/my-pillow/


e: MyToronto




e2: fixed the leech link

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Feb 7, 2021

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





Bronze Fonz posted:

Can you smell the rock he's cooking?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005



if Mike sold Mysteaks and My University do you think trump would get mad

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.





I want this to air during the Super Bowl

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Bronze Fonz what have you done

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Dick Bastardly posted:

Bronze Fonz what have you done

Oh what's this about?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Bronze Fonz posted:



Found a font for the logo:

https://famfonts.com/zips/my-pillow.zip


e: MyToronto



And I said OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006



CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Bronze Fonz posted:

Oh what's this about?


Boku no ahego.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.






lol

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Bronze Fonz posted:

Oh what's this about?



I thought I was going to get nightmares from this thread. So far I have been spared the evil pillow man's night terrors... for now...

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019








Dick Bastardly posted:

I thought I was going to get nightmares from this thread. So far I have been spared the evil pillow man's night terrors... for now...

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Feb 6, 2021

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985




Dear Lord

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001




My Pilau would also work from a vegan carbohydrate-based viewpoint.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019








fuctifino posted:

My Pilau would also work from a vegan carbohydrate-based viewpoint.

Pffff look at this NUTjob!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


this required moderate drinking to avoid being sick

Only registered members can see post attachments!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



No photoshop needed

Except maybe to make this guy really fat

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






AHH F/UGH posted:

Except maybe to make this guy really fat

Request fulfilled!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



:chefkiss:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






My Lisa

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019








Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

If anyone wants me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

Total Clam

And all of this is why GBS exists in the first place. Please keep up the amazing work.

Shumagorath
Jun 5, 2001


I've changed my mind; deepfakes are good.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind



Lol goddamn

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004
I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS.

Anyone have both the skills and the stomach to produce something about myiasis?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Parahexavoctal posted:

Anyone have both the skills and the stomach to produce something about myiasis?




Is that a loving maggot crawling under your skin or are you just really, really unhappy to see me?

e:

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Feb 9, 2021

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004
I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS.

Bronze Fonz posted:




Is that a loving maggot crawling under your skin or are you just really, really unhappy to see me?

e:


How about lots of little pillows emerging from his skin like maggots?

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