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Khanstant

when you show up to the toilet and your best yobs are all wearing the same outfit... yobbin is a double edged sword as they say

# ? Feb 6, 2021 19:24

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Khanstant

anyone got a spare giant half of a q-tip? mines full

# ? Feb 6, 2021 19:25

Khanstant

when you go to write and the wall and every1 sees your buttcheeks and starts whoopin and hollerin

# ? Feb 6, 2021 19:26

biosterous

what do you think they talk about, while doing a coop dump mission?

do you think they talk about their dumps or is more of a freewheeling conversation

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he/him

# ? Feb 6, 2021 21:38

Khanstant

sometimes important connections are made there, all people equal on the shitter, might be your chance to pitch your cool new idea to the local patrician

# ? Feb 6, 2021 21:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

Khanstant posted:

sometimes important connections are made there, all people equal on the shitter, might be your chance to pitch your cool new idea to the local patrician

"just a moment of your time - i have an elevator poo poo you NEED to hear"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 6, 2021 22:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i'm the dude who despite there being at least 12 other "private" shitholes decided to sit right next to another guy and weird them out

# ? Feb 6, 2021 23:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I also put on leg warmers to use the toilet

# ? Feb 6, 2021 23:16

Khanstant

whats with the cut-out at the front of the seat? like so you could try and pp into the little river while making GBS threads?

# ? Feb 6, 2021 23:51

vanisher

Ladeling a full two cups of muddy stagnant water directly onto my sack

"Hey guys"

# ? Feb 6, 2021 23:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

are you even making GBS threads or are you just hear for the chatting and social connections?

# ? Feb 7, 2021 00:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

Khanstant posted:

when you show up to the toilet and your best yobs are all wearing the same outfit... yobbin is a double edged sword as they say

hmmmm computer, enhance.

excellent. a butt.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 7, 2021 00:17

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"yes i'm artist who specializes in creating historically accurate bathroom scenes"

# ? Feb 7, 2021 00:41

nut

making GBS threads in the middle thing because I just think it�s a bigger toilet

# ? Feb 7, 2021 02:37

google THIS

Hold on the room river is being fed by a little waterfall at both ends, what Escher-esque crap (heh) is this?

# ? Feb 7, 2021 02:46

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

forgot my magical turd wand, can't magically vanish my turds and piss away, other wizards are laughing at my misfortune while they poo poo

# ? Feb 7, 2021 02:52

google THIS

Me: *plop*

Everyone else:

google THIS posted:

*plop*

# ? Feb 7, 2021 02:58

biosterous

Khanstant posted:

whats with the cut-out at the front of the seat? like so you could try and pp into the little river while making GBS threads?

it's so when you say "i have a boner" yo can easily prove it and people stop calling you a liar who has no boner i think

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# ? Feb 7, 2021 03:51

Khanstant

sick of false boner accusers, we need this today in modern 'lets

# ? Feb 7, 2021 07:07

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

is this the ranked competitive privy or the casual privy?

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 7, 2021 07:12

Khanstant

smart doctors loiter around the toilet area to spot sickly stools and sell some meds

# ? Feb 7, 2021 16:54

Escape From Noise

*The bat flies out of the window*

"Oh poo poo", I mutter while quickly standing up and putting on my breeches.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:33

Escape From Noise

I'm just sitting there, loudly talking about my daily fiber intake. As I do everywhere else at all hours.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:33

FutonForensic

Luvcow posted:

"yes i'm artist who specializes in creating historically accurate bathroom scenes"

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:45

FutonForensic

wondering if the disappearance of shared toilets is the origin of our modern isolation and lack of community... maybe if everyone in the world took a poo poo during a zoom call, we could fix everything

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:50

google THIS

David, we put our phones away during family making GBS threads time

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:53

google THIS

Modern ladies' rooms are still built like this, that's the real reason they always go as a group

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:54

Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

wondering if the disappearance of shared toilets is the origin of our modern isolation and lack of community... maybe if everyone in the world took a poo poo during a zoom call, we could fix everything

A bunch of celebrities getting together to sing a song and make a video together about communal making GBS threads in the style of Band Aid and USA for Africa.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The cutout in the front is for people with giant hogs to show off, it's an aesthetic choice as much as a functional choice.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Going in the communal shitter for ladies only:

Me: hey girls, just here to put on makeup and chat while I have a huge poo poo; ate an entire flamingo at the banquet last night while I was wrecked on watered down wine

Other girls: *powdering lead onto their faces in the style of the time* *audible plops*

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:32

Escape From Noise

Sitting alone awkwardly on the toilet but it's hard for me to go without a little moral support from the boys. I'm a social pooper.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:34

alexandriao

biosterous posted:

what do you think they talk about, while doing a coop dump mission?

do you think they talk about their dumps or is more of a freewheeling conversation

"That was a solid poo poo browski, good form, 10/10"

"Bro your toilet sitting style is excellent"

"Browski did you ever notice you have the perfect fibre intake"

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:46

alexandriao

bro do you moisturize, your rear end cheeks look so soft and supple

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:46

google THIS

Ok, NOW it's a party

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:49

alexandriao

drat bro you let your executives kiss that rear end?

# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:58

Escape From Noise

I guess ghostly arms flushed for you in Crete.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:59

Escape From Noise

Found this little excerpt.

"Even worse, these public latrines were notorious for terrifying customers when flames exploded from their seat openings. These were caused by gas explosions of hydrogen sulphide (H2S) and methane (CH4) that were rank as well as frightening. Customers also had to worry about rats and other small vermin threatening to bite their bottoms. And then there was the perceived threat of demons that the Romans believed inhabited these black holes leading to the mysterious underbelly of the city."

Sounds like an intense toilet experience.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Found this little excerpt.

"Even worse, these public latrines were notorious for terrifying customers when flames exploded from their seat openings. These were caused by gas explosions of hydrogen sulphide (H2S) and methane (CH4) that were rank as well as frightening. Customers also had to worry about rats and other small vermin threatening to bite their bottoms. And then there was the perceived threat of demons that the Romans believed inhabited these black holes leading to the mysterious underbelly of the city."

Sounds like an intense toilet experience.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:16

Escape From Noise

All cammodes lead to Rome

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:17

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*really embarrassing explosive farts* DEMONS!!!

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:17

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