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ButtTheShitmanFartacus

# ? Feb 9, 2021 14:33

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

ButtTheShitmanFartacus

I'm Farticus

# ? Feb 9, 2021 15:27

nut

google THIS posted:

Ok, NOW it's a party

am 100% the guy who is too lazy to pull up his pants on the trip b/w the can and the flush canal

# ? Feb 9, 2021 16:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Communal sponge on a stick is somehow less appealing when it's, erm, "that time"

# ? Feb 9, 2021 16:40

Khanstant

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm Shartacus!

# ? Feb 9, 2021 19:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm Shartacus!

no i'm... oh wait... yeah you got the right guy and you just executed him, my bad...

# ? Feb 9, 2021 20:22

Escape From Noise

Everyone staring as the pig with huge balls sits down, slips his nuts through the front slot, and goes hog wild

# ? Feb 10, 2021 01:54

Escape From Noise

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears

# ? Feb 10, 2021 06:08

Niric

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears

# ? Feb 10, 2021 13:05

Simsmagic: im beautiful

renting out the whole shithouse to have a MASSIVE party with the bros tonight

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:16

FutonForensic

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears

# ? Feb 12, 2021 07:02

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

hm? oh yes. this place is right around the corner from my housing. gaius publicus set me up with a pretty sweet joint after the punics, you know. yeah, i usually come here in the evenings when it�s less crowded but sometimes i just gotta stop by in the mornings to catch up with the antemeridian crew, you know. hey, have you heard of caesargate?

# ? Feb 15, 2021 08:54

alexandriao

aldantefax posted:

hm? oh yes. this place is right around the corner from my housing. gaius publicus set me up with a pretty sweet joint after the punics, you know. yeah, i usually come here in the evenings when it’s less crowded but sometimes i just gotta stop by in the mornings to catch up with the antemeridian crew, you know. hey, have you heard of caesargate?

# ? Feb 21, 2021 19:03

Finger Prince

Carving into the wood "here I sit so broken hearted, came to poo poo but only farted"

My toilet-mate: "haha good one! You definitely poo poo though. I saw it come out through that slot between your legs."

# ? Feb 22, 2021 04:04

Finger Prince

Ahh drat, there's no spongestick at this seat. Hey, hey buddy, can I borrow a spongestick? When you're done. No rush.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 04:06

alexandriao

hey i think im out of rear end-vinegar? can you- ah yes thank you, just, oh, no you dont have to come over with your tunic up showing your poopy rear end, oh. um. thank you but, you could have just passed it over.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 04:20

deep dish peat moss

Back in olden times friends would often congregate in the bathroom together for so long that nobody got any work done, and that's where bathroom stalls got their name.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 04:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

Back in olden times friends would often congregate in the bathroom together for so long that nobody got any work done, and that's where bathroom stalls got their name.

they were known as stall men :patriot:

# ? Feb 22, 2021 04:33

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

My contribution to this thread: there's a very odd German film (wetlands) where the protagonist likes to wipe their butt around on public toilet seats to prove their mother wrong or something.

It's kind of terrifying but also I could really respect someone who did that. Like some kind of public toilet Neil Armstrong.

# ? Feb 22, 2021 13:08

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Hey buddy, I don't make the rules here :shrug:

# ? Feb 23, 2021 13:54

google THIS

RickRogers posted:

Hey buddy, I don't make the rules here

"nutzen" doesn't mean what I thought it meant

# ? Feb 23, 2021 14:42

nut

on dnung duty again today :sigh:

# ? Feb 23, 2021 15:05

Flavius Aetass

RickRogers posted:

Hey buddy, I don't make the rules here

putzen is german for finding your dick (putz) if you drop it in the toilet

waschen is obv washing the dick off after you found it

# ? Feb 23, 2021 21:53

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

I cannot keep track of how many times I see this image in a toilet:

But local customs are important and it really is a very comfortable way to pee.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 22:58

cruft

RickRogers posted:

Hey buddy, I don't make the rules here

"im sitzen pinkeln" is really a magical thing to image search. I don't know enough German to know what any of these words mean (sitzen maybe means sit?) but check this out:

My guess here is that they're trying to get those with dongs to sit down when they piss. I personally am 100% behind this, because, having had to clean toilets, I know this is far, far less messy.

I further posit that they're having a bit of fun with it, trying to sell it with humor.

If you have a dong, I recommend getting into the habit of sitting down to piss. Relax, think about life, and chill. Maybe check for new posts in the yob. The person who cleans the toilet will appreciate it.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 21:36

cruft

cruft posted:

Honestly, if someone in a dress where pointing a gun at me, I'd probably pee too. It just makes sense to do that into a toilet, instead of your pants. Think about it.

# ? Feb 24, 2021 21:38

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

Honestly, if someone in a dress where pointing a gun at me, I'd probably pee too. It just makes sense to do that into a toilet, instead of your pants. Think about it.

I mean most people charge extra for that, but for a postin' pal...

# ? Feb 24, 2021 22:54

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