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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

this thread is for discussing ducks and duck related things. like the bad bad duck donald, or the completely different and good duck daffy. daffy & donald

MODERATION NOTICE: there will be NO tolerance for trolling about the russia-backed smears about the sexual behaviors of ducks. if you disagree you can pm the mods or start a qcs thread

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
ducks, much like joe biden, are rapists

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ducks, much like joe biden, are rapists

i cant believe you were slander me like this

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

ducks are cool and cute but yeah they do seem to rape a lot

therefore, i could never vote for a duck

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Insanite posted:

ducks are cool and cute but yeah they do seem to rape a lot

therefore, i could never vote for a duck

a vote for not a duck is a vote for trump

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeInEEgMfqQ

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

Morally superior to joe biden, as ducks only rape other ducks and not human women and ducks do not run for president requiring tens of millions of people to compromise their own morality for perceived safety against an explicit fascist threat.

Duck eggs are high in iron and the meat is delicious if wrapped in fresh holy thai basil and rubbed with ground birds eye peppers. Joe biden tastes like dust and cum (or so his victims attest)

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Untitled Duck Thread

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ducks, much like joe biden, are rapists
We will not discuss the russia-backed smears about the sexual behaviors of ducks. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/sol_hestia/status/1358258309359280129?s=20

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

i've never seen a good post that included the word "cudgel"

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

is pepsi ok posted:

i've never seen a good post that included the word "cudgel"

im going to [REDACTED] jeff bezos with this stone cudgel

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

frankenfreak posted:

We will not discuss the russia-backed smears about the sexual behaviors of ducks. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

this is called "ducksinformatsiya" in russian. old kgb trick.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
posting in the ducc zone

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Raskolnikov38 posted:

ducks, much like joe biden, are rapists

i regret to inform you all that the ducc thread is racist

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

never leave your puppers alone with a ducc, folks

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

Amazon's new HQ is a duck penis

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/amazon-hq2-design-helix/index.html

Discuss

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

is pepsi ok posted:

i've never seen a good post that included the word "cudgel"
maybe somewhere in tradgames?

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015


big duck energy

ps. mod slander

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Daffy kicked Donald's rear end in that dueling piano contest

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Hi, Just want to say that you will all post about duccs exactly as I demand.

Consider this the first and last warning

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Rectal Death Adept posted:

Hi, Just want to say that you will all post about duccs exactly as I demand.

Consider this the first and last warning

this seems only fair. after all you are an expert given your work on daffy's campaign

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
this thread needs slow mode

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

technological solutions to accelerationism

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Not referring to anatidae by their proper name is in fact violence.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

calling them ducks is a slur. the correct scientific term is anus nachos or something like that.

STOP THE SLURS!!!

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ducks, much like joe biden, are rapists

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

hey i made it very clear about repeating right wing propaganda and unsubstantiated stories in this thread. ramped! ramped! youre all ramped!

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat
i got to pet a wood duck today which was pretty cool

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

the coercive nature of gentrifying, atomizing, dehumanizing capital physically expressed as a phallic representation warning denizens below of the risk their opposition to duccs entails

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

affordable access to ducks

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
If posters in this thread keep doing this despite the very clear notice in the OP, we will start ramping the punishments.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Breakfast All Day posted:

hey i made it very clear about repeating right wing propaganda and unsubstantiated stories in this thread. ramped! ramped! youre all ramped!

putting my probe on a ramp and launching that poo poo to the moon!!!!

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

Phone posted:

this thread needs slow mode

ducks live fast and die hard

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009



duckie :3:

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
https://streamable.com/l/7gmvi8/mp4.mp4

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

ramp

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

oh so we can ramp the ducks but not feed them now? bullshit

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duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
if you like your ducklo you can embed it

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