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Is that what that thing is called?
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One time I had sex for like three hours with my ex who was this tiny 4'9" woman and she was super randy that day so we did the dinkus for many hours as I said previously, but then I noticed something about an hour or so after, which is that my penis had turned into a weird swollen sponge from all the friction and activity, the whole thing blown up like a dang balloon. It was very tender to the touch and uncomfortable, and inflated my 6 inch circumference dong to something ridiculous like 6.25, I couldn't stop poking it though because it felt exactly like one of these:
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Feb 12, 2021 21:06
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i tell ya, folks... my dick so SOOOOO big how big is it? it's SOOO big.... donald trump could only have one scoop of it! boooo!
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Feb 12, 2021 21:07
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Dick small. So what?
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Feb 12, 2021 21:11
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They arranged the Lord Christ into a long cylinder after his death. Everyone stood around the cylinder and all put their hands on it and lifted it up so that it may be put in the tomb, after which they pushed the rock with their hands and closed the tomb. They then removed the cylinder and repeated the process thusly, hands upon the cylinder and placed within the tomb. A dozen times they did this. On the third day, Jesus came back, and he asked "Why did you place the cylinder and remove the cylinder from the tomb, open and closing the stone door which covered the tomb within." "Lord," they said "We did so that you may have sexual relations with the earth, and thereby return to it as you were created, by earth having sex with your mother." The Lord looked at the people before him, many of them his Disciples and said "I will rise then, on this, the third day, and I will also lay with the sky, and on the way to my father, lay with outer space, which is black and great in size." And the people did rejoice for they had never known such great faith in the Lord, and Jesus did rise, and commit intercourse upon the way to Heaven.
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Feb 12, 2021 21:17
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... ... ... ... i get it!
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Feb 12, 2021 21:18
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:One time I had sex for like three hours with my ex who was this tiny 4'9" woman and she was super randy that day so we did the dinkus for many hours as I said previously, but then I noticed something about an hour or so after, which is that my penis had turned into a weird swollen sponge from all the friction and activity, the whole thing blown up like a dang balloon. It was very tender to the touch and uncomfortable, and inflated my 6 inch circumference dong to something ridiculous like 6.25, I couldn't stop poking it though because it felt exactly like one of these: when your weiner gets all swole up like that just stick a needle in it and let some of that blood drain out man
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Feb 12, 2021 21:47
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open the bruise up and let some of the bruise blood come out to show dem
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Feb 12, 2021 21:51
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kntfkr posted:open the bruise up and let some of the bruise blood come out to show dem Mmm, Soulja Boy DID say to tell them.
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Feb 12, 2021 21:52
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Assuming a spherical penis, the square of the radius of my penis is negative but approximately equal in magnitude to that of a pumpkin.
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Feb 12, 2021 22:09
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Full disclosure, my dad is the periscope dick guy. Yeah that’s his. I’m sure you’re wondering if I inherited the condition, and I can tell you that, indeed, I did. In my case, however, my glans bends hard to the left. Let’s just say if you ever see me at the urinal, take the one to my right. I’m still better off than my brother though. That poor bastard gives himself a facial every time he tugs one out.
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Feb 13, 2021 01:10
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Haha, Mr. Bentcock is my father. Call me Gumby.
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Feb 13, 2021 01:19
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Funky See Funky Do posted:My dick is so long see you later. i liked this.
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Feb 13, 2021 04:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:One time I had sex for like three hours with my ex who was this tiny 4'9" woman and she was super randy that day so we did the dinkus for many hours as I said previously, but then I noticed something about an hour or so after, which is that my penis had turned into a weird swollen sponge from all the friction and activity, the whole thing blown up like a dang balloon. It was very tender to the touch and uncomfortable, and inflated my 6 inch circumference dong to something ridiculous like 6.25, I couldn't stop poking it though because it felt exactly like one of these: seek help (jk, im jelly) ((oh god, that thing is like jelly, i don't know who i am))
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Feb 13, 2021 04:24
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i am a sex haver with big hog 
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Feb 13, 2021 04:32
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Fun Sized, so no one is happy.
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Feb 13, 2021 04:32
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My dick is filled with Big Pig Ball energy.
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Feb 13, 2021 04:38
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zaepg posted:My dick is filled with Big Pig Ball energy. So, you poo poo on your balls? Edit: to each their own, not fetish shaming lol, but weird thing to brag about 
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Feb 13, 2021 05:01
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lmao at the dudes in their thread who posted their actual dick size in an attempt to impress a bunch of goons
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Feb 13, 2021 05:03
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Caesar Saladin posted:lmao at the dudes in their thread who posted their actual dick size in an attempt to impress a bunch of goons 
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Feb 13, 2021 05:07
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Caesar Saladin posted:lmao at the dudes in their thread who posted their actual dick size in an attempt to impress a bunch of goons Laughing even harder at how long they contemplated how many inches to add on. I stand by "fun size" but as in "fun" and "oh"  The hubby doesn't complain, so he's lying.
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Feb 13, 2021 05:10
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:did the dinkus im stealing this term.
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Feb 13, 2021 05:31
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Sometimes I worry about war and orphans and stupid poo poo like that but them I look down at my tremendous (and good smelling) schlong and am filled with a sense of peace and fulfillment.
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Feb 13, 2021 05:42
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I tie mine around my waist like a belt, otherwise I trip over it.
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Feb 13, 2021 05:42
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size of the eiffel tower (and yeah, gonna gently caress the world for 72 hours)
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Feb 13, 2021 05:54
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Just the average 4 inches, nothing too special.
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Feb 13, 2021 10:18
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How big is my dick? Well my gf calls it Usnavy Megadick (this is not a joke)
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Feb 13, 2021 10:21
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Just the average 4 inches, nothing too special. But the average is 400 inches. 🙄
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Feb 13, 2021 10:25
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My wife makes me shave off my pubes because she's tired of guessing which one is the dick. And lemme tell ya, the shaving is terrifying because i'm not always sure myself
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Feb 13, 2021 12:03
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i have an elongated ball instead of my dick and two short round dicks instead of my balls
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Feb 13, 2021 12:21
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Just the average 4 inches, nothing too special. wait... i thought the average was 4 cm
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Feb 13, 2021 13:55
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If you could add one inch but every other pen's gets two, would you take the deal?
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Feb 13, 2021 14:50
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When you think about it all world religions agree that your penis will always remain the size that it is. Don't question it, maybe in the afterlife things will be better. Try to challenge it and we'll burn you at the stake. gently caress that. I'm going full dark arts on my dong.
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Feb 13, 2021 15:11
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Bright Bart posted:If you could add one inch but every other pen's gets two, would you take the deal? I'd like my penis elongated half to death 
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Feb 13, 2021 15:13
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The question in the title is very, very personal. It's like asking my for my passwords. There are few things I'd rather divulge to a stranger on the Internet without prior cause. That said check out my Only Fans and take a guess. Pretty sure there are lots of items on the screen to use for scale.
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Feb 13, 2021 15:18
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Gentle Autist posted:i am a sex haver with big hog I doubt your wife likes being called a big hog.
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Feb 13, 2021 15:25
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Anyone that claims to not have sex because of their small dong is actually not having sex because they only think about their dong and not having good sex, hth.
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Feb 13, 2021 15:29
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syntaxfunction posted:Anyone that claims to not have sex because of their small dong is actually not having sex because they only think about their dong and not having good sex, hth. I don't have sex because my dick feels like a mosquito sting to the labia, hth you
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Feb 13, 2021 15:37
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Icochet posted:I don't have sex because my dick feels like a mosquito sting to the labia, hth you Use your tongue.
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Feb 13, 2021 15:38
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syntaxfunction posted:Use your tongue. gently caress you
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