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This is why I literally never put anything bladey or sharp in the sink if it's for water in it, just next to it, at home. I have anxiety dreams about reaching in and grabbing a big handful of nope, and the onion bloomer guy story is defs gonna feature in my next one, goddamn
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fizzymercy posted:Pizza is a salad. I just had some pizza with rocket on top, that definitely makes it a salad.
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Postal Parcel posted:Why is this the new food trend? You could sell bottles of it as gamer Girl bathwater special ramen edition and make a mint tho
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Feb 22, 2021 02:08
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Baked beans are great in jaffles, the whole sealed edges thing is kind of critical. I can't imagine not wearing half the bean drippings if you tired to eat it in sandwich form
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Mar 12, 2021 23:36
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Mar 26, 2021 09:26
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It's not so much anti food porn, but instead of buying the slime ranch to share with the thread I ordered my bf a HSP because I was in a mood where I had to order something. ....this cost me 20 dollarydoos including delivery. I have very tiny child hands, for scale.  There's usually nothing AFP about a HSP but goddamn, I didn't even know they came in sizes other than "4 people could eat this and still be sick after"
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Mar 26, 2021 13:14
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Paladinus posted:That's actually lovely. I hate it when they only have huge portions. I would legitimately love if they all came in this size because it's a sane amount of food. I feel like I'd order a lot more delivery in general if it came in reasonable sizes instead of me having to work out how to fit a delivery dinner into the meals I have planned for the next few days BC it's like 3 meals worth of food. Mini snack pack is a legit idea. But I would pay ten bucks for it, ish. But I paid twenty bucks for this, and twenty bucks worth it is not.
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Mar 26, 2021 15:06
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Grunch Worldflower posted:Aren't Marshmallows just whipped sugar and gelatin? Is this gonna just be "blank" soda? ie Sugar and carbonated water with no flavoring. I mean, I can only hope it's marshmallow flavoured with actual marshmallow root or something. I've never tasted a peep, do they have actual flavours or something!
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Mar 26, 2021 16:09
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Sorry that guy owns
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Apr 7, 2021 23:00
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Isn't cotton candy just sugar and colouring flavoured? Like isn't it just spun, coloured sugar?
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Apr 9, 2021 09:28
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In today's antifood porn, I felt like instant noodles but also cup-a-soup, and combined the two. I did not have the heart to take a picture. It was delicious but grim af, and probably enough sodium for a week. On Monday I'm gonna try coffee mate in these noodles that are 2spicy4me because I hate myself Yolo Swaggins Esq has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Apr 9, 2021 |
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Apr 9, 2021 09:29
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I'm so mad this breakfast sausage thing is so hard to find here. We have sausages, but sausage is another word for greasy garbage, somehow flavourless meat tube, unless it's a hipster butcher sausage and more expensive than recognisable meat cuts. I learned I love "sausage" from the Macca's breakfast menu, and I am so sad, because I know real breakfast sausage will be a thousand times better than that
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Apr 16, 2021 12:47
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I do, but I want to buy it pre-done BC I am lazy, soz bro Thx for ur help, some unspecified seasoning and ground pork will definitely end up the same
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Apr 16, 2021 13:38
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Code Jockey posted:I am 38 years old, I am college educated, I have traveled to multiple countries and have enjoyed a broad range of food both home and abroad, and have prepared many dishes myself, ranging from the boring to the exotic, simple to complex. Try it with sliced tomato lightly salted and peppered, it's great! You can also put pesto on toast with tomato, which I only recently discovered and had a similar reaction to
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Apr 17, 2021 02:51
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Iron Crowned posted:Before: That's a sad amount of loose corn
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May 5, 2021 02:43
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Idk this looks absolutely amazing to me other than the fact it appears to all be nestled on a bed of poo-sludge
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Jul 18, 2021 03:23
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Aardvark! posted:assorted american food, Switzerland I actually really really like iceberg lettuce for its crunchy water vibes, and have on many occasions eaten a big ol bowl of it, sometimes with a little dressing, sometimes not. But the idea of chomping through half a head of lettuce around a burg makes me just.. violently fuckin uncomfortable.
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Jul 24, 2021 06:41
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I choose my bread based on seed/grains and fibre content because I like poopin gud
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Aug 10, 2021 07:40
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Our work fridge was more like "I bought a kilo of hummus BC it physically pains me to spend 50c less on a tiny tub, everybody please eat the hummus" and "idk I just bought 5 yoghurts, have at guys" and "another patient gave us a giant box of chocolates, for the love of God someone loving take them home we are drowning in fuckinh chocolate" Which no-one ever ate because we've all been trained not to touch other people's food, so we just clean out the fridge like every other week, for an office of like 3 people.
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Aug 16, 2021 02:55
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 Meat bars! ...I mean, would, but settle down bro, you didn't invent fridge meat.
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Aug 16, 2021 08:53
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The public single bathrooms at the train station I change at every day seem to be weirdly weighted towards male bathrooms being horrifying, and female bathrooms being okay but always wet everywhere, but there's always fuckin a waiting line for the ladies and I have 6 minutes between trains, so I just use the empty men's. ...Being a regular ladies bathroom user though, this is an anomaly and I assume they just spray the ladies down suuuuuper regularly with a hose or something?
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Sep 10, 2021 13:34
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Why are single bathrooms split up by gender in the first place? It's a medium sized train station, so there's 2 male, 2 female and 1 accessible/also changing combined room all on one wall. Instead of the 1 male, 1 female, 1 accessible of the small stations. Bigger stations have the usual like, gender room with multiple stalls, but smaller stations like to have bizarrely large single person piss rooms here for some reason. I imagine they're great for doing drugs in, but I just gotta fuckin piss because my commute is like 2 hours and I have to drink just.... so much coffee to be functional getting up at 5am
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Sep 10, 2021 15:20
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Umm for AFP content, I have accidentally created discord in my relationship tonight by bringing up my trademark jaffle recipe. The structure of the jaffle is very important as the layers are why it works: Bread Light butter and Vegemite Havarti/Colby slice Yellow American mustard drizzled Thick chunk of caramelised onions Smooth peanut butter Bread I am banned from making this jaffle in the house, but I am obliged to make a bunch any time we have a family get together BC somehow the WarCrime Jaffle is my trademark dish now. ....I can actually cook, like, pretty good. But this is somehow the thing I am known for.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:25
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Yeah it's a toasted/grilled cheese but in a jafflle maker that makes it look like a toasted sandwich but sealed in half diagonally like so: I'm Australian so jaffles are a big deal and we do a lot of AFP poo poo with them, like fill them with tinned spaghetti, or tinned meat stew. They're good  Try a WarCrime today
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Sep 10, 2021 16:03
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Can someone please do a trip report on a WarCrime Jaffle? Everyone I know has been like "yeah it's okay you forced me to eat it once" or "I hate you and I hate this but it's a solid idea"
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Sep 10, 2021 19:42
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You can also use the jar of caramelised onions jam you can get for a few bucks if you're not a weirdo like me who does a big slow cooker batch of caramelized onions every few nonths to portion out. Just use more mustard if the onions are from a jar. Warcrime very much works with sauteed/fried onions you've cooked for like 5/10minutes though tbh. The onions are really just filler texture and se extra sweet and savoury umami notes. Do a war crime with what you have/are able to do. That's very in the spirit of the jaffle I developed with the help of stoners while poor as gently caress.
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steinrokkan posted:Why are you making up purposefully stupid words and acting like it's normal, is this some form of advanced gaslighting Context: I am Australian. It's what we do. I haven't heard a real non-shortened or "IES/AS" word in decades.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:45
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SlothfulCobra posted:Sometimes it seems like Australia really tries hard at creating its own ridiculous terminology because it's all they have. I mean, I'd argue but I would absolutely use a bunch of words that I didn't even realise are weird Aussie terms and prove your point somehow.
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Sep 10, 2021 22:19
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Burger rings own But Burger Man was the superior burger flavour chip thing   Luv 2 eat tiny crunchy humanoids
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thecluckmeme posted:I get the same feeling reading this as when somebody tells me that they eat cottage cheese with sugar and raisins instead of with salt, black pepper and a teaspoon of minced garlic. I feel like I have finally found my people. You season it and scoop it with cucumber and tomato, right? You also make french toast savoury, as God intended? ....I just hate sweets unless they're so rich they taste like they will kill me. Nothing else is worth it, and might as well savoury it up.
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thecluckmeme posted:Pita bread for the cottage cheese, I like a good cucumber salad but even that's too sweet on its own without vinegar and onion. I don't get good tomatoes here either. If anything I'll mix in some chopped dill pickles. Marry me might be too strong, but brunch with me please!!!! I love you and your correct food opinions so hard Tomatoes are bad, but they are good for dippin. And let me show you the whole world of sipping vinegars (there just regular fancu vinrgars but you keep a whole shelf just to sip and dip) and we'll laugh and eat pickles together
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Sep 26, 2021 15:54
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thecluckmeme posted:I was going to respond with "Be careful with what you say, because I was fully willing to eat some weird Australians War Crime sandwich but I ran out of caramelized onions before I could make it" and then I recognized your username. Save some onions for the Warcrime. I promise it is very loving good, if you're in a certain mood. I may never convince my partner that it is the pinnacle of trash food, but he also has weird rules about food, and doesn't like American mustard or plastic cheese, or like 9000 other things including Vegemite somehow. But I'm doing a diet calorie deficit ATM and that pb2/trunut powdered defatted peanut powder is like, the IDEAL WARCRIME ADDITIVE Oh my god. Q warcrime that's not dripping grease doesn't feel quite right, but it needs to happen. I'll workshop a warcrime that's under 300 calories one day, and eat it for every meal. You don't NEED caramelized onions for the Warcrime. They just elevate it. For some weird reason I would fuckin caramelize a single onion every single afternoon every day after high school, because it never occurred to me to do more. I just...needed onions for afternoon tea and was an idiot? I was probably too dumb to be allowed to be near the stove tbh Yolo Swaggins Esq has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Sep 26, 2021 |
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I mean, uhh, MAKE AND EAT A WARCRIME LET THE VEGEMITE SODIUM AND GREASE FLOW THROUGH YOU
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Sep 26, 2021 16:27
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uber_stoat posted:that peanut powder, you can mix it into all kinds of stuff, it rules. Peanut butter powder rules. It's so good for so many things. Like, yes, it's powders but to can replace the liquid fat with like sesame oil and soy sauce, or vinegar and Maggi if you're me. Every pantry that has peanut butter for more than sandwiches, deserves powdered pb , because it's amazing
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thecluckmeme posted:My AFP of the day is that the Vegemite Squeezy has a very considerate bonus feature wherever it comes out in a thin stream instead of a glob, but the part where it comes out of the bottle is just straight-up an anus. Watching Vegemite slowly stream out of an anus-shaped hole puts a little bit of a downer on spreading it on toast. I have never in my life had Vegemite out of an anus, but maybe I could make my partner want to eat my rear end more if I presented it this way? He hates Vegemite, but has the same "tube = space food=cool" brainworms I have. Do they do peanut butter in squeezy anus tubes? Or do I need to just start shelving a tub of sanitarium smóoth every day, because this was needs to be ate? I shower every time before sexy times because I want him to eat it like groceries, and bought a box of anus chocolate to offer him one every time I extremely want my rear end ate, and yet, it remains uneaten. He won't eat a WarCrime, and won't even eat my rear end. Like, dies he even like eating things?
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Sep 26, 2021 17:02
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You're doing it wrong. You do like .. those slalom things with ice for vodka, and just pour the ranch into your mouth through the celery funnel like God intended
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Sep 26, 2021 18:04
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That's not pizza. That's fake cheese covered violence
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I can see it being really nice if it was hot, and was just a splash of milk Like a hot, supersweet blackcurrant tea
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Acute Grill posted:Everyone who owns a waffle iron is super desperate to make it worth the money. That's like, the best part of owning a waffle iron though?
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There's no such thing as too much MSG
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