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Filthy Hans

by Fluffdaddy

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no one likes these:

Why did the necromancer avoid funerals? He always got an embarrassing case of mourning wood

Why was Jimmy Carter the poorest president? Because he inherited peanuts

I'll tell you the name of one turkey who'd never get pardoned: Joseph Gobbles

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Filthy Hans

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Finger Prince posted:

This elicited zero reaction from my Star Wars and electrical engineer friends (they're the same friends) so it either isn't funny or they are frauds (probably the first one).

Scene:
A gonk droid dejectedly gonks down the dusty streets of Mos Eisley, having been repeatedly turned away from various establishments, the owners pointing angrily to their "no droids" sign.
The gonk droid suddenly perks up, seen a bar with a sign that says "lgbt friendly!"
The droid enters, then utters a confused gonk when it appears there are only same-sex couples inside, no power droids at all.

See, it misinterpreted the LGBT sign as -I-GBT... Insulated Gate Bipolar Transistor. Which, being a power droid, and IGBTs being key components in high voltage power supplies...

Thanks you've been a lovely crowd I'm here all week don't forget to tip your waiters!


looks like your friends haven't stayed current with the Star Wars Extended Universe canon

the joke has potential but I see why it was met with resistance

watt's the matter with your dork friends


and so on

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