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you must learn to flow, like a freshly poured mountain dew. strike boldly, like a racoon attacking a garbage can in full light. but most of all you must be honorable, like he who does not steal his grandmothers medication. now pick up your tire irons, and SPAR!
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i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a ronin. this is a trick!
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ah yes, my padawan. i see it now! your totem beast is the velociraptor. quickly, don the jersey and sing the song of victory!
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FutonForensic posted:my idiot friends stand dumbfounded as i pluck their paintballs out of the air with chopsticks
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actually this is farm to table historical european martial arts, with a focus on locally sourced ukrainian wrestling and cabbage rolls.
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super sweet best pal posted:Found a martial arts manual in the back of the video store. It wasn't with the other styles like Jazzercise and Pilates, it was hidden deep in the action section. Vin Diesel's sacred Riddick style. "yeah i wear a welding mask all day so when night comes, heh, i have the upper hand"
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