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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Propaganda Machine posted:

Yeah, going through this with a friend. He gets annoyed at drunk people but he himself drinks constantly because he thinks he's different and special and functional (no job, plays ff14 all day).

Is he rich though?

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Ah poo poo, Tiger's going to get even more addicted to painkillers now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bossy lady posted:

Please enjoy this golf related soundtrack while reading this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLJ4jOAQINo

Don’t know about anyone else but I’m really looking forward to the new Mario Golf coming out for Switch. Probably gonna be tough for Tiger to play now though :(

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123
People driving SUVs like sports cars is always terrifying.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

iSimian posted:

Good thing he survived, but I think "Jaws of life" sounds very cumbersome to call for in an emergency. Shouldn't there be a more snappy name you shout for? Claws? Lifesnips?

Cutters, Spreaders

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Snip snops.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
why the hell is he even driving himself in the first place??

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

FORE!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Demon Of The Fall posted:

why the hell is he even driving himself in the first place??

Ambien is a hell of a drug

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He who drives with Tiger finds it difficult to walk out

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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iSimian posted:

Good thing he survived, but I think "Jaws of life" sounds very cumbersome to call for in an emergency. Shouldn't there be a more snappy name you shout for? Claws? Lifesnips?

The Revealer: Divine Metalsaur of Life and Death

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

no pubes yet sorry posted:



Critical leg injuries implies that he's not gonna be swinging normally.



its only swinging if your wife is okay with it but otherwise yeah

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The Revealer: Divine Metalsaur of Life and Death

the TRDMoLaD for short obv.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'm watching a stream of one the LA stations and they're working hard to sell this gently curving six-lane road as some sort treacherous death trap.

What could he do? It's slightly downhill!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I guess he just increased his handicap

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

iSimian posted:

Good thing he survived, but I think "Jaws of life" sounds very cumbersome to call for in an emergency. Shouldn't there be a more snappy name you shout for? Claws? Lifesnips?

I don't remember what he said they call them but the fireperson YouTube channel I've watched a few videos on said they don't call them that.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Charles posted:

I don't remember what he said they call them but the fireperson YouTube channel I've watched a few videos on said they don't call them that.

oh yeah i watched that, they all call them "mister chompers"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Charles posted:

I don't remember what he said they call them but the fireperson YouTube channel I've watched a few videos on said they don't call them that.

the eunichinator

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
What kind of name is tiger woods anyway

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

In many cultures it would be a warning

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Full Metal Jackass posted:

What kind of name is tiger woods anyway

it's actually a nickname. His real name is Tiger Peniscock.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

I guess he just increased his handicap

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I hope he recovers in time for the Model 3 Invitational

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Tiger Woods back on the goofballs. Happy for him.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/1363615363334885382

Here he is just two days ago sober and clear eyed as can be!

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
He's gonna need a 2 iron legs

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Propaganda Machine posted:

Yeah, going through this with a friend. He gets annoyed at drunk people but he himself drinks constantly because he thinks he's different and special and functional (no job, plays ff14 all day).

what server? I could use a static

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Fallows posted:

https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/1363615363334885382

Here he is just two days ago sober and clear eyed as can be!

back surgery = back on pain killers again


lol

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

goddamn lol

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Eldrick lmao wtf

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Not his best drive




:imunfunny:





:razz:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Tiger has never really been a good driver....of a ball but also cars as well!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Youch. I hope his license is in order.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Dude should just hire a guy to drive him around so he stops crashing cars.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Just watched that HBO doc over the weekend. Guy’s body is so beat up already I wonder if this is it for his career.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
for a guy named woods he's about to get a lot of metal put in him

Dinosaurs! posted:

Just watched that HBO doc over the weekend. Guy’s body is so beat up already I wonder if this is it for his career.

Even if you completely take away everything that's happened to him in his life, this could be enough to end his career. Hell it very well could've been enough to end his life from the look of that car

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Derpies posted:

Judged by that picture we might be calling him Lieutenant Dan Woods soon.

:drat:

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

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