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Supreme Allah posted:When you consider the damage to the car and that they used the jaws of life to get him out, this wasn't just some random little skid, that vehicle went through some poo poo This is me in Tiger Woods PGA Tour when accuracy is my dump stat.
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Open fractures of his right tibia and fibula. They inserted rods and pins. Sounds like he may have developed compartment syndrome, too.quote:"Mr Woods suffered significant orthopaedic injuries to his right lower extremity that were treated during emergency surgery," he said. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-24/tiger-woods-confirms-significant-injury-on-right-leg-car-crash/13188882 Lolie fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Feb 24, 2021 |
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Feb 24, 2021 08:18
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He's not doing anything fun for about a year.
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Feb 24, 2021 08:51
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He got that one incredible Masters win a few years ago. That said, he is done.
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Feb 24, 2021 08:55
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What guy who has like 100 million dollars is driving himself around, that's weird as hell. Doesn't he have some guy who follows him around in a car at all times and acts as a personal driver? Must have been blown out of his mind
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Feb 24, 2021 09:05
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Wonder what his handicap is God dammit the one decent golf pun to be made out of all of this! Not being able to make that joke - that's the real tragedy here.
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Feb 24, 2021 09:14
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AHH F/UGH posted:What guy who has like 100 million dollars is driving himself around, that's weird as hell. Doesn't he have some guy who follows him around in a car at all times and acts as a personal driver? The sheriff was quoted as saying he didn't seem impaired. I wonder if mandatory drug and alcohol tests are required.
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Feb 24, 2021 09:17
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John_A_Tallon posted:He's not doing anything fun for about a year. I dunno sitting and drinking sounds pretty good IMO. E: dude also has enough money to pay someone to wheel him around.
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Feb 24, 2021 09:18
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wowww he got that hosed up in a 65k dollar big rear end SUV. really gotta to rethink the huge plans i had to buy a Hyundai lmao
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I suggest this Tiger Woods fellow could do with some serious counseling. What in the ever loving heck is wrong with him (aside from the runny legs?)? If I had 800 million you could not pay me enough for the car somebody drove me around in to be a Hyundai.
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Feb 24, 2021 09:23
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It seems like fame was a real albatross around his neck.
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Feb 24, 2021 09:25
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Crossposting from the warning sign thread.
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I hope I never reach a point in life where if a normal thing happens I don't have 350 million people analyzing tire skid marks from a satellite and creating 3D holographic simulations to be broadcast on primetime talking poo poo like "hah hah hah get a load of this guy, involved in a fender bender, he must have spent the last 48 hours in a coke and sex fueled bender, that is the only logical conclusion"
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I hope I never reach a point in life where if a normal thing happens I don't have 350 million people analyzing tire skid marks from a satellite and creating 3D holographic simulations to be broadcast on primetime talking poo poo like "hah hah hah get a load of this guy, involved in a fender bender, he must have spent the last 48 hours in a coke and sex fueled bender, that is the only logical conclusion" This, but the exact opposite.
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I hope I never reach a point in life where if a normal thing happens I don't have 350 million people analyzing tire skid marks from a satellite and creating 3D holographic simulations to be broadcast on primetime talking poo poo like "hah hah hah get a load of this guy, involved in a fender bender, he must have spent the last 48 hours in a coke and sex fueled bender, that is the only logical conclusion" that guy seems badass
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Feb 24, 2021 13:17
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If you're playing the most boring and uninteresting "sport" in the world as a profession, I'd at least hope your private life is nothing but orgies and drugs.
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Feb 24, 2021 13:22
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sounds like he got a hole in one of his legs where the bone is poking through
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AHH F/UGH posted:What guy who has like 100 million dollars is driving himself around, that's weird as hell. Doesn't he have some guy who follows him around in a car at all times and acts as a personal driver? lol, try 800 million
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I hope I never reach a point in life where if a normal thing happens I don't have 350 million people analyzing tire skid marks from a satellite and creating 3D holographic simulations to be broadcast on primetime talking poo poo like "hah hah hah get a load of this guy, involved in a fender bender, he must have spent the last 48 hours in a coke and sex fueled bender, that is the only logical conclusion" I, too, want mediocrity and obscurity. Too bad I'm Tiger "King of The Land And Sky" Woods.
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Feb 24, 2021 13:27
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tiger is so rich he could find someone desperate enough and pay them to crash like that
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Feb 24, 2021 13:31
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:It seems like fame was a real albatross around his neck. It's par the course
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Sjs00 posted:his dumbass should be only allowed to drive golf carts now BREAKING: Eldrick “Tiger” Woods died today after flipping a 2002 Club Car at Trump National. Toxicology reports show he was under the influence of Ambien, Xanax, Vicodin, THC, and a couple of Miller Lites, but the ultimate cause of death was an overdose of crack cocaine.
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Feb 24, 2021 14:04
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Just a good ol' boy...
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Supreme Allah posted:When you consider the damage to the car and that they used the jaws of life to get him out, this wasn't just some random little skid, that vehicle went through some poo poo this is what happens when you let some drunk rear end in a top hat play through, and the divots they leave just completely wreck the green
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Feb 24, 2021 14:06
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This is what playing golf for decades without wearing a helmet does to you 
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Feb 24, 2021 14:17
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This is what you get when you drive an SUV you call "General Lee".
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Fame Douglas posted:If you're playing the most boring and uninteresting "sport" in the world as a profession, I'd at least hope your private life is nothing but orgies and drugs. Tiger doesn't play cricket
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Caesar Saladin posted:sounds like he got a hole in one of his legs where the bone is poking through lol
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AHH F/UGH posted:What guy who has like 100 million dollars is driving himself around, that's weird as hell. There are lots of rich celebrities that are also car guys who use cool/interesting/old cars as daily drivers, but my guess is that if you're driving around in a bland Hyundai SUV you probably don't fall into the "automotive enthusiast" caregory, in which case yeah, just get a personal driver.
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Dignity Van Houten posted:I hope I never reach a point in life where if a normal thing happens I don't have 350 million people analyzing tire skid marks from a satellite and creating 3D holographic simulations to be broadcast on primetime talking poo poo like "hah hah hah get a load of this guy, involved in a fender bender, he must have spent the last 48 hours in a coke and sex fueled bender, that is the only logical conclusion" what exactly do you think a fender bender is, because it is not a single-vehicle accident where you go careening off the road and flip your vehicle without ever applying the brakes that is not a "normal thing" to "happen" what a weird, bad and dumb post you have made here
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Just a small fender bender, the car is totaled with the front completely crumpled up. lmao.
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John_A_Tallon posted:He's not doing anything fun for about a year. Hookers and blow still count Lolie posted:The sheriff was quoted as saying he didn't seem impaired. I wonder if mandatory drug and alcohol tests are required. Not for the wealthy/elite/famous Fame Douglas posted:Just a small fender bender, the car is totaled with the front completely crumpled up. lmao. It will buff right out I think the rules/contract stipulations are since he sponsors the Genesis Open (with his “Foundation” he has to drive one of their cars around for at least that week).
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Klyith posted:Seeing the OP picture: "oh poo poo he went off an embankment cliff and nose-dived 50 feet or something..." That's the other side of the road, where incoming traffic usually is. Not sure exactly what the median is like there but whatever it is he hit it at great speed and flew right over, if that news picture is too be believed
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Fame Douglas posted:Just a small fender bender, the car is totaled with the front completely crumpled up. lmao. Um true or false the fender is bent??
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Play posted:That's the other side of the road, where incoming traffic usually is. Not sure exactly what the median is like there but whatever it is he hit it at great speed and flew right over, if that news picture is too be believed This seems to be the location his car got out of control: https://goo.gl/maps/XAFBCSxvDSvMBgzPA Clearly an extremely challenging stretch of road only the most experienced drivers could ever be expected to traverse safely. Salt Fish posted:Um true or false the fender is bent?? Well, I guess you're right.
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Fame Douglas posted:This seems to be the location his car got out of control: https://goo.gl/maps/XAFBCSxvDSvMBgzPA bet you think he was hopped up on goofballs, huh? you think he snorted half a bottle of glue before he drove? you think he was doing whippets as the accident happened? you sick freak and your assumptions
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No you see, its down will and that’s an extreme downhill slope. And it was morning and there was an oil spill an hour before. And black ice. I can’t wait until they pull the data recorder from the GV80 and show he was doing 120+
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Feb 24, 2021 16:52
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If two wheels are left touching the ground it might still be a fender bender.
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Feb 24, 2021 16:53
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He is rich enough to get those metal pants tony stark made don cheadle. Don't worry everyone, he will be doing hard hits on the white ball soon enough.
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It's obviously possible to fall asleep at the wheel without drugs being involved, and I've known people who've been in some pretty horrific crashes as a result--two barely had a scratch, and one died. With Tiger's previous multi-drug DUI and all the back surgeries he's had over the years though, it's pretty loving normal to think pain pills were likely involved.
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