BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I joined a monastery so I could see what all this hub-bub about enlightenment's about and I'm getting pretty sick of it. Can't even ask someone where the extra sugar packets are kept without someone answering: "An oak tree!" or hitting me on the head with a stick. Just trying to find inner peace but they won't give it to me until I solve their "unanswerable riddles".

Anybody know where I can find an answer key? Really just trying to get this knocked-out so I can say I've escaped Samsara and move on to the next thing. And before you ask I've washed my bowl four loving times in the last 24 hours. I'm not washing it again.