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Hairy predicament in Montana, you’re on the air. Hello, Art. Listen, this is both embarrassing to bring up and also terrifying to me. I can’t even believe I’m bringing this up because no one believes me and I’m not so sure I believe it myself, but, ummm... so listen... am I a werewolf? Now hear me out. Three nights out of the month during a full moon, I fall asleep peacefully in my bed, but I wake up on my couch drenched in stale beer and piss surrounded by empty beer cans and pizza boxes and without recollection of where I’ve been or what I’ve done during the night. These are tell-tale signs of being a werewolf, I’m sure of it. I’ve seen plenty of werewolf movies where the person afflicted cannot recall what they did last night, and now it’s happening to me during each full moon! I need to know, Art. Am I a werewolf? I don’t want to harm my loved ones
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