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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Horrible Uncanny CG eyelashless tombstone teethed Posty gonna get lit with Pikachu. Welcome to Fortnite, Posty :cool: :420:
https://twitter.com/PostyCrew/status/1365757615322656769?s=20

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What the gently caress is that thing? :thunkin:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What the gently caress is that thing? :thunkin:

that's Post Malone. He's a Pokemon.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Why didn't they just make him a Pokemon instead of this solidified toothpaste simulacrum of a celebrity. You could guarantee his lyrics wouldn't be explicit for the kids because he could only say his name.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
they should have made him a wigglytuff with face tattoos

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
We can render his forehead wrinkles with ease, but to get his hair working would require hundreds more billable hours to our CG sweatshop in the Kanto region (a tax haven).

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Aardvark! posted:

that's Post Malone. He's a Pokemon.

This is the new Mr potatohead? :mrwhite:

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
CG Peter Gabriel looked better

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


How could you not mention that he's covering Hootie and the Blowfish for this thing?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lol this fuckin owns

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
this is utterly ridiculous

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Cgi post malone doing a cover of a hootie and the blowfish song while on a flying island above an underground lava river while charizard flies around. This is the future

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Cgi post malone doing a cover of a hootie and the blowfish song while on a flying island above an underground lava river while charizard flies around. This is the future

And they said it couldn't be done

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I don't recommend standing around and singing while lava gets splashed up all around you.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
let's see him take a huge hit off of a Weezing

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


What kinda weird cover is Katy Perry gonna do?

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

15minute concert lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr posted:

15minute concert lol

i can see why they didn't bother putting any effort at all in to matching facial expressions

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Aardvark! posted:

let's see him take a huge hit off of a Weezing

Pssshhhh yeah I bet he shits his pants. :jerkbag: Hey what’s a weezing? :thunk:

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Oct 29, 2012

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Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr posted:

15minute concert lol

The pokemon are resting

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Pokemon is a game for children

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Oct 29, 2012

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AHH F/UGH posted:

Pokemon is a game for children

Uh, pokemon is 25 years old it can drink and smoke and rent cars on its own (its still covered under its parent's healthcare for another year though)

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

Why does he have "Stay Away" tattooed ABOVE his eyebrow and "Always" BELOW the eyebrow... are the separate messages, or one in the same?!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I'll watch it on the toilet*


*NOT jacking off

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I demand Post Malone give me my MTV.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
his nirvana cover livestream was pretty good

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
we measure time based on the number of rings between his barbed wire forehead tattoo and rapidly receding hairline

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