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Stoner Sloth posted:police powerless to solve the crime spree after a killer carefully writes 'this is not a murder victim' in french next to each of the bodies Manifisto posted:"it's the damndest thing, folks" said the lead detective to his squad. "this is a photo of the corpse. forensics shows that it has been shot, strangled, poisoned, stabbed, sawn in half, bludgeoned by a lead pipe, and stung by a toxic jellyfish while 500 miles from the nearest ocean. and yet," he frowned, "somehow, this is not a murder." lol
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Officer: It took us all night, detective, but we think we've solved it. But, hey, don't let me spoil it for you, take a look for yourself. Detective: *nervous* ha ha ya totally...wow, great work ha ha who would have guessed it was them. Not me ha ha. Now maybe you could spoil it for me for fun, ha ha I'm just an audio learner or 
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the usual suspects line up looking like an animorph book cover
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detective: thanks ma'am, now could you explain what the perpetrator looked like? ma'am: the feeling of a crushing anxiety, a cd-rom full of pain inserted into my mouth, light, but shattered
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