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You get a hole which is pretty cool. And let's face it with the housing market the way it is that really isn't that bad of a deal. I mean, is anyone just giving you a hole right now. No. No they aren't. If you're a burrow-dwelling rodent you just pick a loving hole. Any one you want. And food, man, let me tell you about the food. There's worms and poo poo and sometimes there's a garbage can. You can EAT THAT poo poo FOR FREE. Being a burrow-dwelling rodent is like being a Freeman On The Land but no one's taking you to court because you're a burrow-dwelling rodent. Yes, sometimes you get viciously killed and eaten by some loving stoat or whatever but you have like a %60 chance of dying by stoat anyway. I mean, it's at least 50/50.
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let me introduce you to my friend mister ermine hes going down your hole and eating your wife and children op. so sorry about that. edit: jesus christ thats what i get for not reading beyond the first sentence of ops apparently this has been considered, nevertheless, hantavirus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAQuoH_fOWM
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*I look down at the clipboard in my hands as I mark a sheet of paper, the bottom of which is graced by a large red number "17." I mumble something to myself and tap the number with the back of my pen*
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As a wombat try and come in my burrow and I'll crush you with copious amounts of rear end
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Derpies posted:As a wombat try and come in my burrow and I'll crush you with copious amounts of rear end But also I'll be chill with you snakes and poo poo when there's a wildfire on. There's enough trouble around bro
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NLJP posted:But also I'll be chill with you snakes and poo poo when there's a wildfire on. There's enough trouble around bro Well yeah if it's a natural disasters we will help out but otherwise you better at least knock
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After reading in other threads about caving and cave diving and cave dying I’m kind of claustrophobic now
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Mar 1, 2021 05:39
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Zefiel posted:After reading in other threads about caving and cave diving and cave dying I’m kind of claustrophobic now A burrow isn't a cave don't be scared
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Mar 1, 2021 06:11
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I'm way too antisocial for that.
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Mar 1, 2021 06:13
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You got a strange definition of liberation fella. 
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Mar 1, 2021 06:15
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Alright OP im in. What's the nezt step??
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Prariedogs are social animals which dig burrows with multiple entrances, large enough to house whole family groups. To ensure a steady flow of fresh air through the burrow, some of the entrances are elevated in mounds. Air passing over these has a slightly larger velocity in comparison to air passing over non-elevated entrances, which creates an air pressure difference between the entrances resulting in airflow through the burrow.  https://asknature.org/strategy/asymmetric-burrow-openings-create-passive-ventilation/
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i'd rather have wings
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Mar 1, 2021 12:57
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Who wants to be another part of a Rat King or queen??
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Mar 1, 2021 13:47
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A ball of lady rats is called a Rat Queen. edit: gay rats too
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Mar 1, 2021 13:47
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It's alright but the wifi down here sux
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Not seeing any more LAP threads would be pretty sweet too heh. Well I'm heading back to my moist burrow with worm ends sticking out of walls, toodles!
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