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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


You get a hole which is pretty cool. And let's face it with the housing market the way it is that really isn't that bad of a deal. I mean, is anyone just giving you a hole right now. No. No they aren't. If you're a burrow-dwelling rodent you just pick a loving hole. Any one you want. And food, man, let me tell you about the food. There's worms and poo poo and sometimes there's a garbage can. You can EAT THAT poo poo FOR FREE. Being a burrow-dwelling rodent is like being a Freeman On The Land but no one's taking you to court because you're a burrow-dwelling rodent. Yes, sometimes you get viciously killed and eaten by some loving stoat or whatever but you have like a %60 chance of dying by stoat anyway. I mean, it's at least 50/50.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




let me introduce you to my friend mister ermine hes going down your hole and eating your wife and children op. so sorry about that.

edit: jesus christ thats what i get for not reading beyond the first sentence of ops apparently this has been considered, nevertheless, hantavirus

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAQuoH_fOWM

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



*I look down at the clipboard in my hands as I mark a sheet of paper, the bottom of which is graced by a large red number "17." I mumble something to myself and tap the number with the back of my pen*

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




As a wombat try and come in my burrow and I'll crush you with copious amounts of rear end

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004




Derpies posted:

As a wombat try and come in my burrow and I'll crush you with copious amounts of rear end

But also I'll be chill with you snakes and poo poo when there's a wildfire on. There's enough trouble around bro

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
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Squatch Em All 1989
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42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




NLJP posted:

But also I'll be chill with you snakes and poo poo when there's a wildfire on. There's enough trouble around bro

Well yeah if it's a natural disasters we will help out but otherwise you better at least knock

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.



After reading in other threads about caving and cave diving and cave dying Iím kind of claustrophobic now

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

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Zefiel posted:

After reading in other threads about caving and cave diving and cave dying I’m kind of claustrophobic now

A burrow isn't a cave don't be scared

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



I'm way too antisocial for that.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



You got a strange definition of liberation fella.

Pakistani politics
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Alright OP im in. What's the nezt step??

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


Prariedogs are social animals which dig burrows with multiple entrances, large enough to house whole family groups. To ensure a steady flow of fresh air through the burrow, some of the entrances are elevated in mounds. Air passing over these has a slightly larger velocity in comparison to air passing over non-elevated entrances, which creates an air pressure difference between the entrances resulting in airflow through the burrow.

https://asknature.org/strategy/asymmetric-burrow-openings-create-passive-ventilation/

naem
May 29, 2011






Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


i'd rather have wings

Pakistani politics
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Who wants to be another part of a Rat King or queen??

Pakistani politics
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

A ball of lady rats is called a Rat Queen.

edit: gay rats too

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


It's alright but the wifi down here sux

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Not seeing any more LAP threads would be pretty sweet too heh. Well I'm heading back to my moist burrow with worm ends sticking out of walls, toodles!

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