Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

WeaponX posted:

It’s ok if one team has way more PIMs than their opponent in any given game. The obsession with parity in this league sucks.

To us, sure. But the refs don't answer to us, they answer to the NHL which answers to the owners and if the owners start crabbing about their team of goons spending more time in the box than all the other teams you can be drat sure there's gonna be equalized penalties.

It all goes back to the ol boys club just like everything else.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

bewbies posted:

My preference is that sports officiating should maximize my entertainment value above all else, which includes lots of bad calls, and then arguing about bad calls. And no more god dam loving replay.

:same:

Scrutinizing video from a grainy low framerate camera pointed at the blueline in an attempt to take a goal off the board is unfun bullshit.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Eric the Mauve posted:

Calling the rule book would result in the last 57 minutes of every game being 3 on 3

Maybe players should stop cheating then!

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

In 5-10 years plays will be analyzed with an AI and the computer will call infractions.

Then we can argue about bugs in the neural net when a call doesn't go the way we like.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

pseudodragon posted:

Define intentional. Now do you trust refs to have any consistent way of interpreting it?

These are NHL players, anything they do with the puck should be assumed to be intentional because they are the best in the world at what they do. Sure, let it go in beer league because no one has any idea where the puck is going, but for an NHL player, if you don’t want a delay of game, don’t shoot it up towards the boards.

That argument doesn't survive even a casual analysis given how often players miss the net on shots. Sure, for some tiny percentage of shots they're hoping for a bounce onto a teammate's stick but the majority of them dude straight up missed.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Encase the ice in a plastic dome so it can't leave the rink ever. And put little ramps around the rink so you can launch the puck and try to collect powerups dangling from the ceiling.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I liked the announcer conversation about what Hall's value on the trade market is going to be.

Is there a value lower than zero? Dude plays entire games with his controller unplugged.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Patrick Kane's made a career out of playing zero defense, so just be that good at scoring and no one will ever try to reinvent you.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The "defensive mindset" is just someone being a sociopath, having fun by ruining someone else's fun. Snipers are just chill bros that want to get big numbers.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Did they use kids to make their 3D models too?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Hockey players are all professionals, right? You only confuse them by having some mouthy coach yell instructions into their ears. Let the boys play!!

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Uh thinktank you got any more on this topic?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Every rival fan in the league would immediately start calling them the Rocky Mountain Oysters.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

What do you mean, Vegas has demonstrated that all new teams in this era are cup finalist tier. The bar has been set, meet it or get your franchise transferred to another desert community.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The fun part is how the NHL is always careful to add that "the maximum allowable under the CBA" tagline because it (in their head) resolves them of any wrongdoing and manages to get a dig in at the NHLPA.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Number19 posted:

The Buffalo Sabres will not go winless in the month of March

Stupid Flyers ruining everyone's chance to experience history, gently caress those guys.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply