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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
All time nazi starting 5

Andrew Bogut
Meyers Leonard
Gordo
The City of Boston
Donald Sterling's Corpse at PG

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Woah Donald Sterling isn't dead yet??? drat

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Thibs using "hinkie" as a slur is very on brand.
I think he needs to consider a public apology and maybe some indefinite leave.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Ramona Shelburne: you'll never believe this zach, when i was talking to baby genius adam silver about covid...he brought up a book vaguely related to it...like, he just named a book off the top of his head....

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I feel more positive about T-Mac's Spurs career than LMA's. Can we get T-Mac to unretire for a season and ride the end of the Brooklyn bench? Cmon. Get that man a ring.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MourningView posted:

wow you're 5'2"
Real eyes realize real lies
There's no way Chris Paul is taller than Chuck and as we all know he's 5'6"

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Senator Drinksalot posted:

Lol Boston is probably the last place Grant wants to go. Also is Detroit already shopping him?
Oh yeah i forgot about this
https://twitter.com/JLEdwardsIII/status/1346809415077400577?s=20

Sending him to Boston would just be cruel

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Brogeoisie posted:

Charlie Hebdo has always been racist garbage, and they get away with it by being 'woke leftists' and people rallying behind them from the shooting. Putting hook noses on Jews and Muslims ironically, blackface and hosed up caricatures of nigerians (look it up), is still hosed up and racist even if it's for satire. Imagine how people would respond if the Onion put Barack Obama in form of 1920s Jim Crow stereotypes of black people. Or if the Onion made Jesus a rapist.

Yeah, no, they loving suck and whatever point they make gets lost because "we're edgy bro, don't you get it" stops being a defense and is just tiring
so they're basically cumtown for the french

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
really wanted jokic to make that at the end

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I...like...Kevin Durant??!?!

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I'm troubled by the Spurs being kinda okay this season, it's too early and there's still not enough of a young core, I was hoping theyd have the requisite one year tank.
It's fun watching THE BIG BODY at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbDWpmdVViA

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Senator Drinksalot posted:

They should've just let Sanders smoke weed. The Bucks could use him right now.
No other player to this day has earned capitalization and exclamation marks

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I'm looking forward to a trade deadline where the only player that moves is JaVale McGee

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Ready for joe sleepy biden to pass a law categorically banning retired nba players from ever talking about basketball again. Sure, stupid people wont be able to tell how pathetic you've gotten, but is that REALLY the world you wanna live in?
I will take the 1% of tolerable retired players lost to this as an acceptable sacrifice

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
haha, waking up to this was a good feeling

im glad i was wrong about this trade deadline being uneventful

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/HaskinsToEbron/status/1375119380938321923?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Marquese Chriss is out for the remainder of the season and he's an unrestricted free agent anyway....why did that trade even happen. I get the Warriors were trying to save money, but what was even in it for the Spurs lol. I guess we did Steve Kerr a favor??? I think it might actually be that

at least we've got LUKA
https://twitter.com/spurs/status/1375122130237599748?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Aye Doc posted:

today i learned that Gary Payton II isn't in the NBA anymore (he's on the Raps g-league squad, and awful). and also that his nickname is "The Mitten" because of course, why not
Awwww haha, that's not exactly a nickname that inspires fear but it might be the cutest

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MourningView posted:

Jordan also would have missed most of that next season anyway, before he actually retired he almost hacked off the tip of one finger with a cigar cutter.
woah

quote:

Many blame former Bulls general manager Jerry Krause for pushing Michael Jordan into retirement in 1998 and breaking up a team that won three straight championships.

However, it's worth noting that Jordan may not have been able to play most of the 1999 lockout-shortened season because of a severed tendon in his finger he suffered attempting to cut a cigar at a casino in the Bahamas.

ESPN's Zach Lowe reminded many of the long-forgotten tidbit in his recent profile of Toni Kukoc.

Not much of how this happened is known. A Page Six report from 2000 says the incident happened when Jordan was "fooling around" with a cigar cutter. Jordan attributed his injury to the cigar cutter being "cheap" and breaking as he pressed down on it in an interview with the Chicago-Sun Times in 2000.

What is clear is that Jordan suffered serious damage to his hand. What was originally described as an injury that would take six weeks to heal ultimately left Jordan with nerve damage in his hand. He told the Sun-Times he was no longer able to palm a basketball and underwent a second surgery to repair the injury.

"When Hefferon did the surgery, he saw all the ligament damage I already had from dislocating my finger so many times," Jordan explained. "So the only thing he could do was reattach the tendon. He said, 'You'll lose some mobility, there is nothing I can do."'

"I can still shoot," Jordan continued. "But I can't grip the ball completely. I have a tough time picking it up off the dribble like I used to."

I just decided THIS is the reason he retired, none of that other poo poo. It also makes it kinda funnier cuz "career ending cigar cutter injury" is some stupid jordan poo poo for sure.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Declan MacManus posted:

how old would michael jordan have to be before you felt that you could beat him 1-on-1
honestlyyyyyy
102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWzspQIrVY8

Maybe I could beat 90 or 95 year old jordan

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Honestly a great really satisfying block is almost better than a great dunk. I guess they just happen less often enough that I haven't been as desensitized to em.

Time for All-Star Weekend to have an NBA Block Contest. The player who has to get their layup blocked by the competitors can be drafted among the pool of white/goofy/fascist players (so now that Bogut and Meyers are gone it can just be Gordon Hayward getting blocked over and over)

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Good for him i guess. I dont really have LMA ill will but i dont really have the same warm and fuzzy feelings i do with most other ex spurs (ill never forgive the rest of the league for stealing boban and bertans)

https://twitter.com/Will845_/status/1375928707278372870?s=20

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

I Before E posted:

King Julius and the New York Knicks
This is my dream scenario

Zogo posted:

Phil Jackson unloads on Carmelo Anthony while talking Knicks tenure, compares own treatment to Donald Trump
https://sports.yahoo.com/phil-jackson-carmelo-anthony-knicks-tenure-donald-trump-021016924.html
pshhhh, gtfo mr "posse". Pop's the greatest to ever do it.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Paperback Writer posted:

poor Durant’s legacy
It's the Sonics curse. In the right and proper universe he would've gotten some rings in green and yellow without too many superteam accusations.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Michael Rappaport is the corniest white-dude-trying-to-act-black on the loving planet and that's saying a lot

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Mr. Funktastic posted:

Rappaport sucks but maybe KD is taking Never Stop Posting a little too far
it's a bummer yeah, I mean, just roast him for literally spending his entire life wishing he were black, for how much of a corny pathetic old vanilla ice weirdo he is, etc etc etc. I mean he's a 50 something YAKNOWWWHATIMMSSAAYYINNN white dude, this should be easy.
clowning on Rapaport should be a W on a plate.

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