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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Vinestalk posted:

I'm here for the twilight of my discontent. Please, Silver. Deliver unto the Pistons a pick that will ascend us from the Stygian depths we've wallowed in for far too long.

sorry this is what you all get for bill laimbeer

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the NBA should extend the three point line so there's a tiny amount of space, like half of a NBA player's foot between the sideline and the arc so they have to sort of prance around on their tippy toes if they want to take corner threes.

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Mar 2, 2021

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod posted:

Imagine how good the bulls will be when coby reaches Payne level

You better watch it mister

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


piss story

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


although this forum has so rudely IGNORED my proposal to Save Basketball by moving the three point line back enough so there's mere inches of room between the arc and the sideline to make them go on tippy toes to shoot corner threes, i am still generously offering free ideas to save this sport from Stagnation and Ruin.

After announcing that the dunk contest will be filled with unknown jabronis that nobody cares about, I have decided that it is time to replace it. But what to replace it with? A Layup Contest. A series of Beguiling Obstacles and a large and complicated apparatus will be set up under the hoop with moving dowels and poles at strange angles, forcing players to contort themselves to try to get a layup that has to go under, over, around, and maybe even through the impediments and into the hoop. i would like to see kyrie irving put up a layup that has to go around three poles while jumping over an obstacle and finishing over a man in a rub a dub tub. i would like to see derrick rose attempting to put up a layup when the entire restricted area is now a confusing web of strings and ribbons without getting stuck in it. i am not a crackpot.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


another one of my brilliant, NBA-saving ideas free to all of you in this thread.

replace shaq on inside the nba with jim boylen.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


but have either of them ever shut down the whole dang league

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


It's time for looney tunes to introduce their greatest marketing trick: a t-shirt with the tasmanian devil wearing a backwards cap.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Henchman of Santa posted:

Play it, John. Play “Roundball Rock.”

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



lol

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ah gently caress i thought the all star poo poo was tonight like usual but i guess they're doing everything tomorrow

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

From here on out in order to win MVP you have to make a diss track against the other canidates.



What I'm saying is Miles Bridges for MVP.

i'm ready to honor the nba's preeminent rapping talent, denzel valentine

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



Bone Toes-n-Harmony

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JUST VAX THEM THERE ARE LIKE 600 NBA PLAYERS

e: to be honest i am shocked nba players haven't already been low-key vaccinated

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


getting hyped for the all-star game only to remember that it is the most dogshit basketball possible.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the all-star game is a bunch of guys walking back and forth doing a layup line for 3 hours, it's not even close to basketball which is why they should get rid of it, just have NBA Party Weekend every year.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


it would extremely funny is somehow blake ended up on phoenix

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


do blake and chris paul still hate each other

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


made an all star gdt
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3961404

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



wow signing a death warrant to get owned by luke kornet in the first round of the playoffs...bold

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Senator Drinksalot posted:

Did I miss the dunk contest or are they doing it at halftime?

halftime

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this is for you athanatos
https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1368733107717730305?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


in the span of about a minute, Wardell, CP3 and dame all finished dunks and steph hit a 40 footer

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


new NBA logo

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Jan 10, 2004


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Jan 10, 2004



I use all of those hastags on a daily basis.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/Ballislife/status/1368965353729036291?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


It appears meyers leonard has had a heated gaming moment

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




i have to go now my wife needs me

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


each basket is captured and sold as an NFT on the blockchain and the point value is determined by The Market.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


should have gone with the Costanza Defense.

i was waiting for the i didn't know it was a slur i thought it was a Rude Gaming Word defense.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


sorry meyers, but as a member of the Jewish Community, I have determined that you need to spend then next 4 years spending three times a week learning how to chant Torah portions from a severe, purple-haired woman named Gveret Pearlmutter in order to understand the pain of the Jewish People.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


are the cancel culture people going to start buying up meyers leonard topshots

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


You should be able to declare The Jordan Rules for a couple of minutes and then you are allowed to handcheck people and also bring in either dale or antonio davis to do forearm shivers.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Ewing should enter the garden with giant kneepads just pouring buckets of sweat and he'll be fine.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lauri is looking insanely BACK right now

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/1370208897055797253?s=20

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


after tonight's humiliating loss to the sixers, i am going to listen to 9 hours of sixers podcasts, i will report back with 37 implausible trade scenarios

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WhyteRyce posted:

Yes but what about 10 years plus protections on the pick

drat you, kings!!! i'll never forget the luol deng trade pick.

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