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# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 22:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:27 |
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Vinestalk posted:I'm here for the twilight of my discontent. Please, Silver. Deliver unto the Pistons a pick that will ascend us from the Stygian depths we've wallowed in for far too long. sorry this is what you all get for bill laimbeer
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 02:20 |
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the NBA should extend the three point line so there's a tiny amount of space, like half of a NBA player's foot between the sideline and the arc so they have to sort of prance around on their tippy toes if they want to take corner threes.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 02:47 |
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Metapod posted:Imagine how good the bulls will be when coby reaches Payne level You better watch it mister
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 05:36 |
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piss story
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 16:37 |
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although this forum has so rudely IGNORED my proposal to Save Basketball by moving the three point line back enough so there's mere inches of room between the arc and the sideline to make them go on tippy toes to shoot corner threes, i am still generously offering free ideas to save this sport from Stagnation and Ruin. After announcing that the dunk contest will be filled with unknown jabronis that nobody cares about, I have decided that it is time to replace it. But what to replace it with? A Layup Contest. A series of Beguiling Obstacles and a large and complicated apparatus will be set up under the hoop with moving dowels and poles at strange angles, forcing players to contort themselves to try to get a layup that has to go under, over, around, and maybe even through the impediments and into the hoop. i would like to see kyrie irving put up a layup that has to go around three poles while jumping over an obstacle and finishing over a man in a rub a dub tub. i would like to see derrick rose attempting to put up a layup when the entire restricted area is now a confusing web of strings and ribbons without getting stuck in it. i am not a crackpot.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 02:48 |
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another one of my brilliant, NBA-saving ideas free to all of you in this thread. replace shaq on inside the nba with jim boylen.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 02:09 |
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but have either of them ever shut down the whole dang league
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 04:07 |
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It's time for looney tunes to introduce their greatest marketing trick: a t-shirt with the tasmanian devil wearing a backwards cap.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 20:40 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Play it, John. Play “Roundball Rock.”
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 04:26 |
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lol
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 03:10 |
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ah gently caress i thought the all star poo poo was tonight like usual but i guess they're doing everything tomorrow
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:16 |
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Dexo posted:From here on out in order to win MVP you have to make a diss track against the other canidates. i'm ready to honor the nba's preeminent rapping talent, denzel valentine
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 01:45 |
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Algund Eenboom posted:Paul zipser Bone Toes-n-Harmony
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 02:32 |
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JUST VAX THEM THERE ARE LIKE 600 NBA PLAYERS e: to be honest i am shocked nba players haven't already been low-key vaccinated
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 17:24 |
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getting hyped for the all-star game only to remember that it is the most dogshit basketball possible.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 18:43 |
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the all-star game is a bunch of guys walking back and forth doing a layup line for 3 hours, it's not even close to basketball which is why they should get rid of it, just have NBA Party Weekend every year.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 18:56 |
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it would extremely funny is somehow blake ended up on phoenix
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 23:02 |
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do blake and chris paul still hate each other
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 23:19 |
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made an all star gdt https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3961404
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 23:55 |
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wow signing a death warrant to get owned by luke kornet in the first round of the playoffs...bold
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 01:09 |
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Senator Drinksalot posted:Did I miss the dunk contest or are they doing it at halftime? halftime
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 02:10 |
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this is for you athanatos https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1368733107717730305?s=20
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 02:21 |
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in the span of about a minute, Wardell, CP3 and dame all finished dunks and steph hit a 40 footer
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 03:28 |
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new NBA logo
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 03:32 |
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 05:50 |
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I use all of those hastags on a daily basis.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 05:50 |
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https://twitter.com/Ballislife/status/1368965353729036291?s=20
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 05:49 |
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It appears meyers leonard has had a heated gaming moment
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 19:58 |
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i have to go now my wife needs me
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 20:42 |
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each basket is captured and sold as an NFT on the blockchain and the point value is determined by The Market.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 01:48 |
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should have gone with the Costanza Defense. i was waiting for the i didn't know it was a slur i thought it was a Rude Gaming Word defense.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 02:16 |
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sorry meyers, but as a member of the Jewish Community, I have determined that you need to spend then next 4 years spending three times a week learning how to chant Torah portions from a severe, purple-haired woman named Gveret Pearlmutter in order to understand the pain of the Jewish People.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 02:18 |
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are the cancel culture people going to start buying up meyers leonard topshots
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 04:08 |
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You should be able to declare The Jordan Rules for a couple of minutes and then you are allowed to handcheck people and also bring in either dale or antonio davis to do forearm shivers.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 05:50 |
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Ewing should enter the garden with giant kneepads just pouring buckets of sweat and he'll be fine.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2021 21:02 |
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lauri is looking insanely BACK right now
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 02:52 |
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https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/1370208897055797253?s=20
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 04:04 |
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after tonight's humiliating loss to the sixers, i am going to listen to 9 hours of sixers podcasts, i will report back with 37 implausible trade scenarios
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 05:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:27 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Yes but what about 10 years plus protections on the pick drat you, kings!!! i'll never forget the luol deng trade pick.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 02:56 |