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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cavauro posted:

i'd like to start off the nfl thread for the month of march by discussing vishy anand and his title of chess grandmaster which he obtained at age 19. and that's all i got to say about that

Why not the NHL?

Dolfans how many losses was it before Dan Campbell's gimmick wore thin?

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sean10mm posted:

I'm guessing they tag him again and kick the can down the road and then a worse QB gets $40m per and lol

Lamar is due soon, at the risk of starting QB Rankings chat again

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/1367112474722525191

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I appreciate the posts about whoever Clark Harris is in not one but two of the threads I have bookmarked. It's important that it be disseminated as widely as possible.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Did Watt himself imply that he was going to some simple log cabin the woods to work out or was that just a media invention?

I've always wondered this but never cared to ask. He's certainly treated like he said it but we know how that goes.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

^you bastard

quote:

“It’s really minimalistic,” Watt said. “The only thing I have to focus on is training and that’s the way I like it. There’s no frills, there’s nothing to distract you up here.”

His description of his new offseason home: “It’s just an empty space and a log cabin and snow.”

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/PGutierrezESPN/status/1367206155253071876

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

Charles Haley did similar things and he's revered.

The 80s were a happier time

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

quote:

Akihiko Kondo wakes up every day to the sound of his wife's voice. She calls him from across the room in her high-pitched, girlish, sing-song voice. She dances and swirls around, urging him to get out of bed.

At the same time, he's holding her in his arms on the bottom tier of their metal-framed bunk bed - and if he was more awake he could be watching an illustrated cartoon of her singing on YouTube.

This is because Akihiko's "wife" is an idea - an anime character called Miku.

Anime was a mistake

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Ravens are always proposing interesting rule changes. This one is neat but I'm okay with OT rules as is too.

Harbs and co. got tired of reinventing offense and decided to focus on overtime

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Eifert Posting posted:

Everyone knows the real aliens teleport to undersea bases and take submarines from place to place.

I keep telling people that USOs are way cooler then UFOs

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ben doesn't take no for an answer anyway, not sure about Brees

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.si.com/nfl/2021/03/01/mmqb-russell-wilson-seattle-seahawks-future-would-be-combine-stars



Breer isn't Peter King, but he's still connected to a bunch of league insiders and it's hard to not see some of their comments and sentiments made to Breer in private filtering through in his writing here on these articles.

If you aren't caught up: Older (2018 and earlier) articles about the issues with Wilson and his teammates in Seattle:
https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/09/07/seattle-seahawks-dismantling-rift-russell-wilson-pete-carroll
https://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/27/seattle-seahawks-legion-of-boom-richard-sherman-earl-thomas
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19446657/seattle-seahawks-cornerback-richard-sherman-let-go-problem-nfl-2017

Isn't the simple answer to this "an offensive line"?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Eifert Posting posted:

The Ravens drafted a linebacker in the first who never played because he fell down some stairs.

Second. Denver traded up for our first to take Tebow. He also crashed a car into a house or something because he "fell asleep".

e: On July 28, 2007, at 2:35 am, Kindle was pulled over for failing to stay in a single-marked lane near downtown Austin, Texas. After failing a field sobriety test, Kindle was arrested and charged with a DWI.[19] Kindle was 19 years old at the time. Although he was sentenced to three days in jail, he served no jail time.[20]

On December 26, 2010, Kindle was arrested for drunk driving at 4:09 am in Howard County, Maryland. Testing revealed that he had a blood-alcohol concentration of 0.17 percent, which is more than twice the legal limit in Maryland of 0.08.[21] He was released from custody after posting a bond of $10,000. Following his second arrest, Kindle spent five days at an alcohol abuse in-patient treatment facility. Judge Neil Edward Axel, Howard County's drug and DUI court supervisor, waived both the mandatory $1,000 fine and the mandatory five-day jail sentence.[20]

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Mar 9, 2021

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

R.D. Mangles posted:

NFL N/V: Happy, Helathy, Nasty, Shredded

The cardinal opposite of the TFF population

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Scipiotik posted:

He is amazing at contested catches so if jimmy g likes throwing risky passes then yes. A timid qb who wants kenny g to be "open", then no.

That's Lamar Jacksons music!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I still can't believe the Ravens got a third for Culley

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


He's done but legendary raven mark ingram owns so get some more money. Sorry bout the texans though.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Just for fun elsewhere we've been compiling a list of receivers that the Ravens have either signed or traded for at/over the age of 30 and it looks hilarious and I wonder how it compares to other teams. Ravens GMs love their DILFs.

Holy poo poo I didn't know Thielen was 30, that trade might be real

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Mar 11, 2021

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Brady is winning the argument so far huh

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1370361622728966152

Ok with this. I'd like Bowser back if possible.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

AndrewP posted:

I can understand rooting against Brady a decade ago but he's not even a Patriot anymore and he's like mid-40s. why not root for him? it's fun to watch great athletes set insane records.



I'm just tired of him tbh

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I still can't believe one of you bought an ad for the Brady thread

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

pasaluki posted:

Cheating is fine in baseball but it is really lovely in football because each game is more important in magnitudes.

If the Orioles get their signs stolen and get swept, nobody even gives a poo poo but if you lose a single game in the NFL the torches and pitchforks should come out imo

Excuse me, I very much give a poo poo although no one would be able to tell the difference

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Borsche69 posted:

i want new things to be mad at, instead of the same poo poo that just makes me tired

Exactly, I was looking forward to hating Patrick Mahomes but nooooo I'm still stuck with Tom loving Brady

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sweet thursday posted:

I'm hearing good things out of Cincinnati this off-season

I won't be fooled again

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Thought that was mario williams for a second and did a quadruple take

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Excited to see what wr the ravens draft in the 4th

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Since I'm unclear on why there needs to be a separate thread from the news thread to discuss the news that is happening in the nfl today in a forum with 20 active users, I'm going to say here - please enjoy Matt Judon New England and don't let the door hit you.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Texans should build a new stadium shaped like a mega-church

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

Going into a massage parlor and asking for a happy ending and making a legit massage therapist uncomfortable is a lovely thing to do.

I used to go for massages because my neck is all screwed up. The lady I went to had to rent out a shared space because she no longer felt safe from all the creepy guys coming in expecting a handjob or more.

He should have just checked rubmaps.com

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Sour Diesel posted:

im going to jail

Tell Deshaun Watson I never thought he was that good

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1372218858623397898

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I don't think Ben is a member of the FCA so that trade seems suspect

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

How does that even come up? "Hey Dave, anyone ever ask you to jerk them off?"

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1372236452600414215

man 3 years ago the cardinals would have a legendary wr corps

Welcome to Baltimore T.Y. Hilton

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why not? Teams aren’t gonna care about this. They have forgiven a lot worse.

Yeah on purely football terms this isn't going to mean poo poo. Remember the Ray Rice Rule, if there's no video no one cares.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Are there any Jags fans left that haven't been banned for their child porn collections that can tell me what this is

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1372326164589600770

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 18, 2021

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


How was this guy not involved in the Trump election lawsuits, it seems like exactly the train he'd have jumped on.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Still haven't seen a peep about it on twitter other then the ones that were posted here

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