Rad Suburban Dad Megathread: Close that door, I aint paying to heat the neighborhood

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Are you a rad suburban dad
	No im a city slicker
	yes i am a rad suburban dad
	goku
	Derpies Tuglord

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i'm a rad dad and a rad grand dad try to keep up

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

google it i ain't doin your homework for you

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 23:00

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Derpies posted:

as a suburban dad i also have a nice home brewing kit i have used one time

i just walk to the store and buy a sixer

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 23:24

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Derpies posted:

I'd like to take a vote of suburban dad's in creating a rule where whenever we say "my wife" we say it like Borat

the missus

ball and chain

the old blister

better 5/8th

"wifey"

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 00:44

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

me and the missus once looked at a home for sale that had some protective covenants and hoa attached to it.

we read half a page of the *things you can't do* documents and then told the real estate agent "lol gently caress no"

no shame snype, that purple striped house that some goon complained about years ago that got photoshopped p good.

dee eight fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Mar 7, 2021

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 21:21